You really need to vacuum all that dog hair.
Make sure you don't vacuum up the dog though!
Did you buy the carpet to match the dog or the dog to match the carpet?
I always wondered where Snuffles went...
Do not call me that! Snuffles was my slave name.
'I love you.' 'I know.'
Not your dog.
He got a special discount at Doggie Remnant World.
Where are my testicles, Summer?