I'm gonna go into Walmart and break every bone in my body

I'm gonna go into Walmart and break every bone in my body

I doubt he'll get it. Those big award settlements are always appealed in favor of the corporations. I learned that in business class. This happened with the old woman who spilt hot coffee on herself & sued McDonald's. She didn't even get a million bucks when the dust finally settled.

They have better lawyers. The saving grace for the Hot Coffee lady was that it made them take notice and it probably won't happen again. The bad part is that she still has medical issues from it (I believe) and is likely out of settlement money.

It's hip to be injured

Ok first of all who breaks a hip picking up a watermelone

When you find that one that’s like 5c a lb and ripened green all over.

Yup. Especially in our even more corporate America.