If GoT had been made by Disney.

That scene where Brandon catches Jaime and Cersei making sweet potato mash at the top of the tower, but when Jaime spots him spying on them, he falls! Luckily Jaime makes it to the window in time to catch him and just pulls him inside and ruffles his hair, the young scallywag.

The Sansa smile at the end really seals the deal with this gif

Only on /sub/freefolk does “Disney ending” mean that a 10-year-old gets to have a threesome.

And so Prince Joffrey and Princess Sansa lived happily ever after, and had stewpid beautiful babies with golden hair!

Does he at least let him join in?

If it was Disney Sansa would turn ramsay from a beast into a good hearted prince.

Sansa: “There’s only one way to stop him from feeding more babies to ravenous dogs, and that’s through the power of song”

LET NED GOOOO. LET NED GOOOOO. CANT HOLD HONEST NED NO MOOOOOREEE.

START THE DAMN HAPPY ENDING BEFORE I PISS MESELF

Does the end of that sentence imply Joffrey/Myrcella action?

It runs in the family, after all

GODS I WAS MICKEY THEN

I knew a guy who described American History X as having a Disney ending because he learns from his mistakes in prison. Nevermind how the movie ends with his brother's murder and Edward Norton is in prison for murder where he gets raped, and the mistakes he learns from is that hate crimes are bad. But aside from that, total Disney ending.

unlike Bran!

Branno should have yelled "Player Three has entered the game" and the whole damn thing would have been averted.

FETCH ME THE FAIRYTALE STRETCHER

YOUR MOTHER WAS A NICE WOMAN WITH A PRETTY FACE DID YOU KNOW THAT ?

GODS I WAS HAPPY THEN

It's either this or be murdered by Olly.

and Maisie Williams would be a pop star

I don't care what the Wildlings say, Let Winter cooooome... The cold never bothered me anyway.

If Disney made this Sophie Turner would be in rehab by now.

it's a wholesome family film

Looking back, hating on Joffery was enjoyable. He was a GOOD villian. The kid the played him nailed the part as well. On the other hand FUCK OLLY.

FUCK OLLY

Disney made the Punisher.

I prefer infanticide thank you

Punisher? Disney made Chasing Amy. Disney made No Country for Old Men. Disney made Pulp god-damn Fiction. People have no idea what the fuck they're talking about, and it's really fucking annoying.

GET ME THE MICKEY STRETCHER

GODS I DIDNT GET ME HEAD CHOPPED OFF THEN!

Sansa, you looked beautiful the day I was crippled by your father-in-law/uncle-in-law

LANCEL! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME!!

Not that I disagree with you, but there's still nothing in Star Wars that's as hardcore as watching Anakin burn alive in Episode III.

A SINGING WHOOORE NED, ON AN OPEN RINKKK

No you don't get it. Repeat after me in caps. FUCK OLLY.

HAPPY HORSEBACK RIDERS BRINGING GIFTS, NED! ON AN OPEN FIELD!

Well, it's a Disney ending compared to the alternate ending. Where Norton's character shaves his head and rejoins the white nationalists after Furlong gets murdered.

YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB MOUSE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW THAT

I smiled aloud.

Forgot the part where little bluebirds bring Lord Stark his sword.

actually, Baratheon + anything else. All Robert's bastards had it; it's literally the proof of Joffrey's bastard-hood.

Would pay to watch this remake

The implication being Joffrey would carry the babies to term? If not, surely Sansa would notice she wasn't pregnant all along?

The laddah

Its the climb!

They also made Star Wars pretty damn gritty. Rogue One and Han Solo being killed in TFA? Peeps act like Disney only tries to make money off children. They want everybody's money.

Then make MOOOOOORE!

I'd prefer it if the ravenous dogs were voiced by Whoopi Goldberg and Cheech Marin.

Disney owns a ton of studios. That's what people don't understand. Disney didn't make Captain America: Civil War, Marvel Studios did. Disney owns Marvel Studios. Disney didn't make Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Lucasfilm did. Disney owns Lucasfilm. Disney didn't make Kill Bill, Miramax did. Disney owns Miramax. Disney didn't make Coco, Pixar did. Disney owns Pixar. And so on. Remember Roger Rabbit and Dick Tracy? Disney made those because they used to own Touchstone.

When people say Disney will do this or do that, what they mean is that the Disney subsidiary at hand will do this or that. People have this irrational belief that Disney won't allow a filmmaker to damage their "brand". Then explain Miramax's decision to buy Clerks or Pulp Fiction. Explain Kill Bill. Marvel Studios and Lucasfilm have a lot more freedom than people think, and I'm getting really tired of people making incorrect assumptions about Disney based on a poor understanding of the film industry. Lucasfilm might just have someone's face melt in The Last Jedi, we don't know. You can't write that possibility off. So to say Disney would make Game of Thrones happier and more tame is like saying HBO would do the same thing because they're owned by the company that makes Bugs Bunny cartoons. It's ignorant.

GODS MY SEED WAS STRONG THEN.

But where’s the phallic shaped objects in the background?

Not just the money of the men, but the women and children too!

gets to have 10-year-old doing Mashed potatoes like three-whole-some folks

Disney made Lion King. Bambi. Parents tend not to end so well in Disney films.

Rory McCann as Baloo. "Fuck the king of the jungle."

making sweet potato mash

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Nope. He was just a random kid from Gotham.

Ramsey the Kind

[Laughs in Dothraki]

Wildlings kill his whole family in front of him. Jon becomes best buds with the guy that led the raid, came back with even more wildlings and gave them the land they raided. Is hated for stabbing jon.

Is hated for stabbing jon.

And for killing Ygritte.

Sides, his dad was on an open field and his mom had a fat arse. FUCK OLLY.

To be fair the original version of the firm ends with him shaving his head again — a commentary on the never ending circle of violence. Its a much stronger ending and the change cause a huge fight between the director and studio.

Disney is a ladder.

*Dishney

To be fair, one begins with a child being hanged.

Is that change why the director disowned the movie?

Fuck Ned in the nights watch would have taken that job seriously and become a major bad ass up there. :'(

Yes! Jon failed Olly. But still, FUCK OLLY

I have pop pop in the attic

I can't believe you're implying that Ramsay Bolton, true Warden of the North and heir to the Dreadfort, is anything other than a good hearted prince. He takes in strays of all types, raises them himself, and treats them so well they're incredibly loyal. The only thing he loves more than his pets is his family.

CAREFUL, MICKEY. CAREFUL NOW.

Night King would be the Hero in this Disney story hands down! A misunderstood king trying to break down barriers of oppresion and stop the impending wight genocide... I can just imagine the expression of joy on Walt Disney's cryogeniclly frozen head

MOOOOORE WIIIIINE

THIS WHOLESOME THREAD IS PREGNANT WITH LOVE ON AN OPEN SUBREDDIT NED!

FETCH ME THE BRAN.... Stretcher? .... Before I piss meself?

IN AN OPEN BROTHEL, NED!

Are you sure? It is Sansa we're talking about...

It wasn't an R rated film by any means but it wasn't the cheesy pixar animation you are pushing.

Disney is pretty well known for branching out if you pay somewhat attention to films. It's pretty ignorant to shout LOL WHAT A DISNEY FANBOY when someone is knowledgeable about it.

runs

Ha

Don't forget he arrowed Ygrette as well. 2 for 2, baby.

Not necessarily. The hair thing was between Baratheon/Lannister marriages, in which the children would always have black hair.

No the Disney version would have hidden penises and swastikas on the iron throne

/sub/dreadfort appreciates your loyalty

Chris Hansen would like to have a word with you.

That explains so much. After watching it I felt the ending was weak. His brother dies and it just ends on that note. Either it should have ended the way you mention here or they should have scrapped that entire part

Joffery is such a fine lad.

Huh. Given the nature of this sub it didn’t even cross my mind that “making sweet potato mash” was anything other than a colorful euphemism for sex.

Cersei fooked a seahorse.

on an open sea.

you are a bold one

They very famously did Pirates of the Caribbean which is pretty dark.

What? They make a lot of stuff for children. It’s not “cheesy”. It’s for children.

2 years later the army of the dead lead by bran The Night King kills everyone. The end.

GoT= disney for grownups

I heard that Edward Norton cuts his hair bald again in the unedited version of the movie

He was also Commisioner Gordon's son in Batman Begins