He's got the confidence of a man who's jumped back-first on to an icy trampoline before.
That is a million times cooler looking than I expected it to be.
Kinda like one of those intense gum commercials
Naked man, iced pond.
All im saying.
Looks like its glass and going to cut the shit out of him!
It definitively shattered expectations.
Stimulate your senses
The ice on the trampoline is pretty thin though. The trampoline isn't even sagging from the weight unlike your mother
When the beat drops
The aftermath looks like a bunch of those little pieces of sugary chunks that fall off while eating a glazed doughnut
Ice is still pretty dangerous...
...costs ice clown his town crown
What’s fun to think about is how if he had landed any differently, and I’m talking just being off by a degree in any direction, the ice would probably have shattered differently. We’re talking untold numbers of outcomes based on variables we couldn’t count either, just for this tiny situation.
Air Jordan 1 Royals. Nice
Hope there is no ice in the buttcrack.. biggest worry.
Ice what you did there
That's uh..... That's chaos theory
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Yup, that's how it feels to chew 5gum. Pretty underwhelming.
a Broken icy trampoline.
at the end of the gif you can see the top left, the spring have ripped out.
Yes, that applies to literally every single thing that happens in the universe....
They were big on rhymes...
AJKO Sport Blue, not Jordan 1 Royals. Close
It builds character
Icee no danger here.
I can look at your Mom from any angle and still not see how many chins she has
Ice finds a way
I'm trying to figure out if it was broken before or if they just ripped out because of the jump.
My cousin had an old trampoline with a rubber (ish) bounce surface. Jumped on it during winter and it broke under him.
Apparently (I just found it), there is /sub/howitfeelstochew5gum
God I wanted this to be real.
As soon as I saw it I thought it should be put to music so that he crashes right at the drop.
I'll forever upvote any P&R reference
Cue Stone Cold Steve Austin music.
My new band is called (Syskill?)
Are those Jordan 1 Royals?
Edit: it’s been confirmed they are AJKOs. Thanks to all my fellow sneaker heads it never ceases to amaze me how good we are at IDs.
Get on your feet! 🎶
30 minutes went by, I jumped on it. Welcome to /sub/unexpectedyomomma
Broken trampoline *
These have a Jumpman on the tongue. KO's don't, but neither do the regular Royals. Weird.
/sub/sneakers we out here
Honestly 5 gum is awesome for the first 5 seconds and then you're chasing that flavour high for the next 30 minutes
Motherfucker, fuck the fucking world
Yeah, stuff becomes less pliable and more brittle in cold, like rubber and other elastics.
30 minutes went by, I jumped on it.
Just like yo momma.
Ice ice baby.
I would love to see Gavin film something like this. He would do an excellent job. Sorta hard to get ice like this in Austin tho lol
Slush a silly pun.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
/sub/sneakers we out here
This actually did really well there when it was posted a while back
Don't let your dreams stay dreams. Creating a subreddit is pretty easy
Fruit Stripe gum is that you?
Together, we can defeat obese children.
For the record, one spring missing does not put the trampoline into 'broken' status. Five missing springs is still a pretty functional trampoline for that matter.
Didn't he mean this clip? Because my first thoughts went to this clip as well lol
I got stab in the arm by a icicle once. Drew blood and everything. Never walked under the gutters since.
Omg I thought the exact same thing lol
A million times? I thought it was maybe twice as cool.
I was thinking “tuck your shirt in, man!”
To infinity and beyond.
Think you meant /sub/calvinandhobbes :)
Kinda , for those who haven't seen it before.
Ice uh finds a way
Whoomp, there it is.
And the key was made of ice
At least 10 by my calculations
Are the KO and other variants looked down upon?
I'm more of a vans and several hundred dollar hoodies guy so I don't know much about shoes.
"When I was young, we wore top hats and tails to jump on icy trampolines!"
GR = General release. Not limited or hard to get
Not even oddly satisfying. So fucking satisfying.
Source video, anyone? I want to hear the sound of the ice!
oooohwhooooaaaaaaa mein arsh!!!
They’re Jordan 1.5s
Absolutely /sub/bettereveryloop material.
Fuck the fucking cold and my new band’s name is Syskil
That was one of the funniest parts of the whole show for me. I knew what you were talking about right away.
Now that song is playing in my head and making me laugh.
That is so cool!
Defs arnt royals
You guys need to cool it.
They're the Jordan 1 AJKO "Sport Blues".
source: I own some, and the Jordan 1 would have the blue on the back of the heel and these don't.
Ragamuffins, the lot of them.
Yeah I'm actually wearing Royals right now. The back of the shoe is blue between the swoosh and the sole. The ones in the video are black in that section.
Too cold, too cold.
The uncertainty principle as applied to OP's mom: you can either know her number of chins or total weight but never both at the same time.
I wish l was that cool to break the ice.