I told the pizza guys that they got me 2k internet points, this is their response

I told the pizza guys that they got me 2k internet points, this is their response

These pizza guys seem to know my wife a little too well...

Links to original posts:

https://www.reddit.com/sub/funny/comments/7s3l84/ordered_a_pizza_and_asked_for_a_joke_and_this_is...

https://www.reddit.com/sub/funny/comments/7stdc6/i_told_the_guy_who_wrote_the_pizza_joke_in_my/?s...

Thank you. The OP’s name suits him, he’s trying to be cool, when he really isn’t.

Worth the watch just for the pizza part

OP's wife invites the pizza guy in to give her some 'Extra Sausage' when he's not around. She gets tired of plain old cheese everytime.

I was gunna say check out this loser eating pizza alone in bed but this is a repost.

So just check out this loser.

I think its getting a little stale

Does that laundry basket ever move OP? Inquiring minds wanna know.

How come you only get cheese? What about the combo supreme?

I like it better without context where I think OP’s wife’s tired of his patriarchal dinner requests.

So basically this guy just orders a bunch of pizza and then writes jokes on the box for upvotes... not surprised at this at all.