I must have missed him last night

I must have missed him last night

Damn, Mr. Skeltal seems to have fallen on hard times if he's moonlighting as a birthday skeleton.

Calcium ain't cheap

Pfft I doubt that's enforceable. Talk to a skeleton lawyer.

I've got a great skeleton lawyer I can recommend to anyone needing one. He will even do it pro bono

Happy bday op

According to those markings, the small human's head is 5 inches wide

Skeletal in panel twelve be like:

I'll be watching you

Happy Birthday u/Cornuto

Thus the origin of midnight boners.

Far more exciting than the Tooth Fairy.