Damn, Mr. Skeltal seems to have fallen on hard times if he's moonlighting as a birthday skeleton.
Calcium ain't cheap
Pfft I doubt that's enforceable. Talk to a skeleton lawyer.
I've got a great skeleton lawyer I can recommend to anyone needing one. He will even do it pro bono
Happy bday op
According to those markings, the small human's head is 5 inches wide
Skeletal in panel twelve be like:
I'll be watching you
Happy Birthday u/Cornuto
Thus the origin of midnight boners.
Far more exciting than the Tooth Fairy.