I have a secret to admit

I have a secret to admit

if my matches see this post it will ruin me

Even if they don't see it, there's your personality to work through too well before they come anywhere near your dick.

We're gonna need proof if you want karma, OP. That's how it works.

15 upvotes in a few min is pretty good OP. This might make the front page.

This is a sad attempt at getting attention

Except I didn't vote either way

Is it in yet?

This shtick is old

Very nice attempt to back into karma-whoring.

slow clap

Whos micropenis have you got on your chest?

Ok, but did it work? Do you still have a curse on your chest? (Did a witch give you man-boobs or something?)