I fired 7 employees across 3 different states today....

I fired 7 employees across 3 different states today....

All legal, red-blooded Americans who were originally born in Latin America, and admittedly called out for their protest, and I didn't even flinch.

I recieved voicemails from 3 of them begging not to be canned, 2 never responded but are on the schedule tomorrow AM, and the last 2 had lawyers call my office.

I spoke with 1 lawyer directly, told him to properly fist himself (he gasped), and the other tried threatening my secretary with some legal jargon that didn't even make sense. Said he'd send some shit to me tomorrow.

I called the 3 voicemail droppers back, and told them no, and refused to allow them to use me as a reference. One cried.

SAD!

Anyway. I deeply respected their right to "protest", and they had no choice but to accept my right to fire them.

I have 3 interviews with ACTUAL WHITE MALES (they're not) already lined up, and am reaching out to the homeless man I give food to every now and then, to offer him work, as well as sleeping arrangements, and therapy on the company dime.

This is how we MAGA.

DEPORT THE TRASH, IMPORT THE CLASS

Edit: forgot to say that I already decided to run 3 to 4 men (triggered) short, and incentivize the rest at the end of March with a nice note to follow about the or loyalty to the company, as well as their work ethic.

Edit: this blew up while I was sleeping! I'll get to replying asap

If we could get all employers to do likewise all of this nonsense would correct faster than anyone thought possible.

Good work, a rude welcome to the real world for them!

Actions have consequences.

Dear diary,

Today OP fucking delivered :o

I can't even refuse to show up at my job without getting fired??

What is this, literally NAZI GERMANY!!?

I spoke with 1 lawyer directly, told him to properly fist himself (he gasped), and the other tried threatening my secretary with some legal jargon that didn't even make sense. Said he'd send some shit to me tomorrow.

I like this!

I called the 3 voicemail droppers back, and told them no, and refused to allow them to use me as a reference. One cried.

It's almost like they should have considered the consequences of advocting against the rule of law.

I have 3 interviews with ACTUAL WHITE MALES (they're not) already lined up, and am reaching out to the homeless man I give food to every now and then, to offer him work, as well as sleeping arrangements, and therapy on the company dime.

That's fucking awesome.

The real world; where actions have consequences!

I spoke with 1 lawyer directly, told him to properly fist himself (he gasped)

YOU EVIL MONSTER!!!

WHY DID YOU ASSUME THE LAWYERS GENDER!?!?!?

This call to not show up to work is the biggest indication of privilege I've ever seen. Anyone who can afford to skip work to fight social injustices might not be as disadvantaged as they would have you believe.

So fast your head will spin!

Both genders can shove a fist up their ass. It's the great equalizer.

I wonder how many thousands of illegals lost their job today? You gotta think employers will be way more cautious right now. Way to fuck yourselves right out of the work force.

id kek so hard if it came from 4chan

Underrated username. Make America Nude Again.

After typing that I gave thought to most of the people I saw in my outings today and came to the conclusion that there are too many people I would not wish to see nude.

Was gonna try to pull the ...

"My great grandparents escaped the oppressive Tsarists regime in 1917 and immigrated here (legally) so I should get the day off", card.

Then I realized I am a Caucasian

I think they all got trolled - who started this 'protest' anyways?

These idiots can't make up fake holidays to get out of work. They are privileged to actually have jobs and this is how they treat them?

Pede looking for a job here. Can I send you my Resume?

Arm yourself. Don't let those illegals get the last word.

Winning... so tired... must keep winning...

Attack Helicopters don't have asses to fist. You'll have to use the exhaust port.

Damn I'm glad to see I'm not the only one. we should start a service that links employers with out of work centipedes.

Way to run a company. Good for you man.

Lmao. So true.

Sounds like a 4Chan troll.. redpilling through firing them.. how will these legal immigrants like it when they are looking for work and can't get one before an illegal. It's pure poetry.

Whenever I get tired of winning I just remember how hard we worked to get here and how good things are becoming!

can we just get e-verify and punish employers hiring illegals

they are paid below the market wage and are abused by employers that know they have no fair protection against serfdom

forgot to say that I already decided to run 3 to 4 men (triggered) short, and incentivize the rest at the end of March with a nice note to follow about the or loyalty to the company, as well as their work ethic.

You don't incentivize with a note, you incentivize and reward loyalty with a Bonus my centipede.

If you are 3-4 people short in staff then others are picking up their slack, their compensation should adjust.

Punch with one hand, give with the other as a true leader does.

My port''s super oily. Have you managed to keep yours dry?

Skirts ftw!

You don't owe unemployment for termination for cause, either. Only for layoffs.

No shit. This is part of the reason I won't join a union, I can't afford to have someone tell me I have to skip work.

geez, he already fisted (figuratively) them. is an arming really in order?

Might I suggest that you didn't fire them - they quit... ? If they quit by voluntarily not showing up to work, you dont owe them unemployment.

Fuck that pants shit, bruh. We kilts now

OP has cajones

Hey, bitches... It's MAGA time!! Good job!

Might as well say white. That's what they're going to call you any way.

Damn right this is how we MAGA!

This is an excellent idea.

America would rid itself of the problem if all business owners did the same.

My port''s super oily.

A little duct tape and WD-40 will fix anything

Y'all got any more of those

"immigrant walkout" days?

It blows my mind.

These people are pretty well off, but they will certainly have a reallll hard time finding work in 2 of the states.... because the market is barely even there. Not a monopoly, but pretty close to it.

The other state, they won't have an issue finding work. I spoke with the owner this AM. He chuckled, but will probably hire the 1 guy I let go.

Imaginary social injustices.

I called some fellow businessmen (triggered) and women in the area, and they didn't fire as many, and some just handed out suspensions.

I thought it was. When 2 guys didn't show up yesterday I was like... WHAT?!?!! That shits real? Who's stupid enough to follow thru with that?

And pay their dues on top of it

My first job after university in Michigan paid 500 per week, 40 hours. Unemployment was (still is). $362 per week. Don't know how taxes works out. But it wasn't exactly a HUGE downgrade in lifestyle as a single man with no kids to just sit around all day and wait to be called back into work (lay offs)

We wear kiltz n sheit

Good work centipede, if people come to work, work hard there is not limit to what they can achieve, If you accept the business that employs you to take a hit for some political garbage then you go without a job.

Yup. Monetary bonus + a letter

"At Will Employment" faggots, can't take the day off for some bullshit

AHHHGGHGH!!!11! Bad touch!

Large boxes? I'm sure he does.

He also has cojones. :)

Not to disagree with you OP, but they fired themselves. You were just the messenger. I'm happy they did that for you, they did you a favor and opened up room for people who are dependable.

I said incentivize them.... and add the note, didn't I?

This post gave me a raging MAGA boner

They take off the days that Citizens don't want to take off.

found the engineer!

I understood it as incentivise, with a nice note to follow thanking them for their work ethic - hey, /u/TrumpIsAHero, we pedes are curious... which one is it? :)

Oh don't worry about that. All helicopters have drip tolerances. Just make sure you're not leaking fuel.

It's coming. President has talked about it.

We have the best employers folks!

With pockets!

No tolerance for horseshit

Make em all lay a brick for the wall on their way back home

Goddamn good job centipede ! Make sure you work with your lawyer to be sure that you fired these people LEGALLY. And MAGA to you for giving work to the homeless man.

I hire a homeless man to keep the parking lots clear at the apartment complexes I own. He's gotten so good at it that he probably makes ~15/hour+ (I give him a lump sum). Winter time comes around and he's the best snow shoveler in the world. He probably makes more than most office workers on a snowy day.

Unlike democrats, we're ACTUALLY HELPING people, not giving taxpayer freebies to them.

MAGA patriot!

they can just go on welfare.depending on the state it may be a better deal for them.rest of us get fucked.but im lookin for more work so yee yee oppertunities.

That depends on the state, brah

I just take a look at the beautiful picture in the sidebar and I am instantly refreshed and rejuvenated!

Draining the swamp. Maybe they can sue the idiots who thought of the bright idea to support illegal immigration.

Utilikilts!!!!!

Fucking savage

only if the bottom has been very very naughty.

Yeah it's fucked up that American worker can legally be extorted or if their wages. THAT is the real nazi shit