I am the one with the force

I need one of those Yodas.

And two Frenchies.

And a hardwood floor.

Goals man.

Shelter, I wager. Dogs aren't that hard to find.

And a house.

And electricity.

And clean clothes.

And money.

...and my axe!

The force is with me

You have to tell me where i can get one of those!

and a corndog

DO. OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO TRY

Seagulls...Mmmm...Stop it now.

Iamonewiththeforce

and some ketchup

Theforceiswithme

I am the one with the force.

FTFY

A man is rude?

Don't they need training to use a lightsaber?

Iamonewiththeforce

One day I was walking and I found this big log. So I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick. And I was like, "that log had a child"

Theforceiswithme

that moment when reddit comment makes me think yoda might be part sith, seeing as only a sith deals in such abolutes