How to pet a cat

How to pet a cat

That knife must have some sort of inhibition enchantment that renders its foe catatonic

Classic conditioning. Give the cat a bigger weapon to think about so that it can use it to slit your throat while you sleep.

That was unexpected for the cat too

/sub/nightvale

The cat can stop them whenever they want. But they won't, cause of the implication.

Oddly enough, this works the other way round as well - if your knife isn't letting you pet it, very deliberately place a cat next to it and it'll instantly behave!

What do they do?

u/shinigamikira

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