How is spawn camp prevention possible on this controller?

How is spawn camp prevention possible on this controller?

If it detects that you're not moving for a while, it'll automatically turn you around and sprint you in the other way.

it should pair well with the antivirus hdmi cable
http://imgur.com/YhNbyli

it should pair well with the antivirus hdmi cable

Great way to not sell some controllers.

It's a wired controller so if your mate is spawn camping with it then you unplug it.

They used cheap joysticks and the player slowly walks left when the controller isn't used. It's now a selling feature no longer a production issue.

"i think 'spawn camping' is a a video gaming term. yeah go ahead and throw that on the side of the box"

I wonder if this is a bad translation attempting to explain parasitic capacitance? I can't tell which possibility is funnier.

Tea-bag protection

It'd be better to market it as an anti-AFK feature. Sometimes someone comes to the door while your playing GTA:O and you come back to find you got booted from the session for not moving.

This may sound unnecessarily hostile, but I hope you fucking die.

It's got electrolytes.

Or interference

Behold the wonders of Marketing!

Now I feel like an idiot for using k'nex pieces to design a battery powered piston machine that moves the thumb stick back and forth.

I invented a combustion engine with no previous knowledge of one just to move my controller

"We noticed you haven't moved the left stick in a while. Are you being an asshole?"

It's better to not have something that's not needed in the first place.

But then he'll never move D:

Samsung Print! Samsung Music! Samsung Duplicate for Every Google App You Already Can't Remove! Samsung Memory Manager to notify you that you can't download any more apps because your Samsung Phone is full of Samsung Bullshit!

Or shoot...

. . . The perfect camper, doesn't move and does nothing. pretends to be a statue in the prone position

That seemed like an appropriate and well tempered response to me.

Ehh... http://i.imgur.com/9FrBnDv.png

Ehh...

To clarify this, its not to prevent you from being spawn camped. But prevent you from spawn camping. Because only a gentleman and scholar can wield the XBOX ONE Mini series controller.

You have to clean that fingernail.

Edit: OP was working on motorcycle. Confirmed, not poop.

But can the controller stop all of these 12 year olds who've apparently been banging opponent's moms around the country?

I think it's a joke.

fanatic or something, I don't know we meet once a month.

I saw Rick Owens at a grocery store in Paris yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

It turns a chunk of rock into a multi-thousand dollar "girls best friend".

It turns an alpha release into a AAA "award winner".

It turns a corrupt business into someone that can save you hundreds of dollars on car insurance.

I just leave the controller upside down so im always moving

Nah this for player 2.

Can I buy it, get a virus, and sue for false advertising?

I designed an advanced AI and uploaded it into a humanoid body so that it could play the game for me while I go pick up more Chinese food.

Tell that to cell phone bloatware programmers...

Now I feel like an idiot for using rubber bands

it's also gluten free

Goddamn that strategy was the best. Any time I ever played splitscreen, I'd hide on a body and look towards the ground so my friends wouldn't be able to tell where I was, and then I'd watch their screens and wait for them to come close.

You were screen watching, thats an capital offense.

I SAW RICK OWENS AT A GROCERY STORE IN PARIS YESTERDAY. I TOLD HIM HOW COOL IT WAS TO MEET HIM IN PERSON, BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO BE A DOUCHE AND BOTHER HIM AND ASK HIM FOR PHOTOS OR ANYTHING. HE SAID, “OH, LIKE YOU’RE DOING NOW?” I WAS TAKEN ABACK, AND ALL I COULD SAY WAS “HUH?” BUT HE KEPT CUTTING ME OFF AND GOING “HUH? HUH? HUH?” AND CLOSING HIS HAND SHUT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. I WALKED AWAY AND CONTINUED WITH MY SHOPPING, AND I HEARD HIM CHUCKLE AS I WALKED OFF. WHEN I CAME TO PAY FOR MY STUFF UP FRONT I SAW HIM TRYING TO WALK OUT THE DOORS WITH LIKE FIFTEEN MILKY WAYS IN HIS HANDS WITHOUT PAYING. THE GIRL AT THE COUNTER WAS VERY NICE ABOUT IT AND PROFESSIONAL, AND WAS LIKE “SIR, YOU NEED TO PAY FOR THOSE FIRST.” AT FIRST HE KEPT PRETENDING TO BE TIRED AND NOT HEAR HER, BUT EVENTUALLY TURNED BACK AROUND AND BROUGHT THEM TO THE COUNTER. WHEN SHE TOOK ONE OF THE BARS AND STARTED SCANNING IT MULTIPLE TIMES, HE STOPPED HER AND TOLD HER TO SCAN THEM EACH INDIVIDUALLY “TO PREVENT ANY ELECTRICAL INFETTERENCE,” AND THEN TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME. I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT’S A WORD. AFTER SHE SCANNED EACH BAR AND PUT THEM IN A BAG AND STARTED TO SAY THE PRICE, HE KEPT INTERRUPTING HER BY YAWNING REALLY LOUDLY.

Shut up paperclip

Which pro team do you play for?

Reminds me of the time I was called a racist by a manager because I was talking about how a big endian and a little endian was important.

*Story is straightforward: Floating point data was generated and stored on an ancient VAX mainframe (data byte ordering was big endian, ELI5: like PowerPC Macs), and the manager didn't understand why we couldn't just use everyone's Windows desktop computers (Intel processors, little endian) to do the processing on the data without prior conversion - because the byte ordering was wrong. I thought the explanation I gave him was quick and straightforward - I didn't notice anything wrong with what I said, and I went back to work. A month later out-of-the-fucking blue he called me into his office and apologized directly to me about referring to me as a racist (to others), referring to these machines in a derogatory way - as aboriginals with height issues - and otherwise not understanding what is meant by "a PC's endian-ness". I guess he was badmouthing me about the conversation to several other people until someone set him straight and with such a great haste that I can only assume it was done to cover "their" asses.

P.S. I lost no sleep over it. Yet it proves to me many things...

They're what plants crave!

"Nano-sized ergonomics". And if I had nano-sized hands that would mean something.

Or hide amongst bodies. My friends get pissed off when I do that.

I debated doing this for a second, then I started questioning how the hell do you get a virus over HDMI to begin with.

Yeah, pearsatitic capit...alwasteland...ance...

ah fuck.

wut

When you fail a speech check.

Well, sniping's gonna be a bitch.

HDMI 1.4 includes ethernet:

http://www.hdmi.org/manufacturer/hdmi_1_4/hec.aspx

I just have a long wire...

I got a long-range wireless controller...

I'm also impressed by the fact that this wired controller not requiring batteries is also a feature. Why not just list the 4 real ones?

And this headset optimized for verbal abuse:

Hey, man. I'm from Endia and some of us are medium-sized.

Or can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

My least favorite part of a virus, the noise they make.

what? you don't want to read moby dick on your way home from buying this phone?

Its telling you not to spawn camp

Shhhh. Let them all think they're smart.

Yeah I was thinking maybe it was translated from a different language and the translator didn't know the jargon to get it right

"Will randomly make you drop your gun, throw your hands up in the air and begin shouting WOOOOLOOOOOO as you attempt to convert your friends! Guaranteed to make everyone love you."

Thanks but I'll stick with my gluten free controller.

Wait... what?

Since when are people going to pay more so they can grief less?

When sniping you generally still move the camera, when camping you often dont.

moving the camera while sniping

Somebody's never played CounterStrike!

Wololooooo

I'm with this guy; fuck the other guy.

How could anyone assume otherwise?

Because there's a lot of actual bullshit you can find on packages. Like that cable with virus protection.

Why not make the humanoid get Chinese food for you? Good unit test.

Now I feel like an idiot for training my goldfish to play for me while i'm afk.

As soon as I saw this response, I just sat back and said "Woah. I must have said something extremely fucked up."

Is my shitty tactic really that bad?

EDIT: I guess it is. Please don't murder me...

sweats nervously

Typical fucking Endian.

Reason #15 why Nintendo didn't add voice chat to Splatoon

Probably more like "lets show them how in touch we are with gamers by making a reference only le gamers would get."

That reminds me of the time when I still played WoW. To not get kicked because of inactivity on addon launch weeks I made myself 3 different keyboardmacros to avoid afk dedection while going to work. Two were for movement and one always opened and closed different menus. I wish I were this smart outside of coming up with useless shit.

In the Age of Empires game series (not sure which exact ones), you can make a monk unit that, instead of attacking the enemy, will convert them to your side.

We see the two blue-clothed ladies and the red monk. The red monk uses the holy phrase 'WOLOLO' and converts one of the blue girls into a red girl.

The blue girl, seeing that there is now an enemy next to her, launches an attack.

So like all of my 360 controllers? Neat.

eduction

Yes, sir. I totally agree Mr. Manager, sir. :D

But Geico is actually an insurance pioneer by cutting out the middleman of insurance sales and selling directly to consumers. All the money that you would have spent giving money to an insurance agent is saved and you pay less for insurance as a result. Think of them like the Costco of insurance. Sure they advertise a lot but you pay a few bucks less, they get a few bucks more, and the surplus goes to TV ads of a gecko. It's a win-win.

Sue.

You were tho. Blizzard's view on this is very simple: 1 Keypress = 1 Ability, if you use macros outside of the game to break that rule then you get banned.

So that's how 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

Well... You're not wrong.

But that would uuh.... oh.

I own that exact control in that exact colour, and i get spawn camped all the time

it's what pays the bills...

This thread is very...strange. How could anyone assume otherwise? Every response to the top comment is cringe as fuck

Parasitic capacitance isn't something that a manufacturer would advertise on an hdmi cable... the only people who care about it are VLSI designers.

I don't know why but this made me laugh really hard

It turns a corrupt business into someone that can save you hundreds of dollars on car insurance.

Is Geico corrupt?

He either works on cars or scratches his butt a lot. Those are the only two options

Nice, I've been looking for something like this. Hard to sleep sometimes with all the virus noises coming from my HDMI cables.

No, it's a controller.

Ice-T gets it

Out of the box