Hoo-fucking-rah for resolutions!

Hoo-fucking-rah for resolutions!

Keeping track of that paper for 4 years is more than I've ever accomplished resolution-wise. Congrats!

It's obviously faked for a laughed. Still funny, though!

2015: Stop organizing sharpies by year...

Most jokes are fake but are funny. That's why I don't get why people fuss about "fake" posts.

There's this thing called dark humor, which makes fun of the human condition itself. Classifies as funny to me.

There seems to be money in the edge of the frame, so you're obviously doing something right.

Don't get me wrong, I wasn't fussing. I'm a big pro wrestling fan so I'm accustomed to enjoying fake shit.

looks familiar

You didn't see the exwife part?

Depressing? Seems positive to me. It looks like:

He lost weight continually over the last few years.

He finally became realistic about his drinking/smoking habits and is learning to moderate.

He finally stood up to his boss.

He finally divorced his wife.

And he finally sorted out the shed.

I can't tell if he wants a girl named Liz back, or if he's trying to re-assemble U2.

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It was just a joke dude

He wasn't organizing, he just lost the other ones.

What do mean, "fake"?

2015- buy more sharpies

It's still real to me dammit!

This is not funny. Rather depressing.

I get you're trying to do the whole glass if half full thing for the funnies, but:

He lost weight then gained it all back, a defeating realization.

He's slowly realizing his habit is more serious than he thought

He's sinking in debt in the unemployment line

He ended a life long relationship, an emotionally draining journey

He's a shed now.

Is this yours?

who gives a shit? seriously, get a life

"She's engaged."

"That was quick."

He's a shed now.

Well, shit.

2015: Win criminal trial.

2016: Make parole.

At least he's organized, so that's something right ?

This should be a thing.

Oh that's cool too

DOES THIS FEEL FAKE TO YOU!

That's what was implied in the original post...so yes.

"I'm coming to get you Barbara!"