Are we just ignoring the whole "slipt/slipped" issue?
"Fell into Jaqlyn's vagina."
Just how big is her vagina?
mtv used to be great
verb, archaic archaic archaic
I seent that too
Yeah, and its demise was really the beginning of when the world started sucking a lot more.
It's just like the Grand Canyon, 'cept bigger.
So... like OP's mom?
Verily thine verbiage dost abide aught dispraise or dost methinks ye a yclept bibliople. Gfaw unto thee.
"What happened was, both me and Jaqlyn both sleep naked. We felt an earthquake and ran out of our respective rooms. As I was running I slipped bumped into jaqlyn my dick went right into her vagina and since I was already in there well I thought I might as well give it a few good pumps"
"Did you or someone you know accidentally slip and fall into a vagina? Call our hotline to be on an upcoming show"
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?
Cyril Figgis: the College Years
The second dude ending up with a woman was certainly a plot twist.
Well to be fair...
We all could get it, if only we asked( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
'Thought I might as well give it a few good pumps'
So missed the opportunity to say 'Then the earthquake did the rest'
Eminem is a rapist?
Do you have more of these??
Then during the commercial break:
"Did you or someone you know slip and fall into a vagina? You may be entitled to compensation. Call the law offices of Milavetz and Associates for a free consultation."
How does nobody realize that bottom line is photoshopped as fuck.
Seconded, slipted would be the correct tense here.
TRL? listen here kid. We had 120 minutes, head bangers ball, yo MTV raps, Remote Control and liquid television!
He's raped since he was young. Raped on the bus, raped at work. Even won raping challenges.
Grandpa, you're yelling at the fish tank again.
We don't say slippy over slippery... it's just a colloquial thing.
This guy gets it.
Well, I passed it through this weird piece of software I don't actually know how to use and both lines look identical.
Eminem raped about this.
Son, the TRL era was nowhere near MTV's "actual music" era. They were already doing reality shows by that point.
The real good times with MTV were in the early-to-mid 90s, when you could catch Cannibal Corpse on Headbanger's Ball, Melt-Banana on Alternative Nation or Wu-Tang on Yo! MTV Raps. When they had shows like Unplugged and 120 Minutes. The Nirvana Unplugged set is still legendary to this day!
Damnit, get off my lawn!
Its funny how their platform on this issue has changed, "always use a condom"
"LOOK! PREGNANT TEENS!!"
Chyeaa aight Shady, maybe he's right Grady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy
DO YOU HAVE MORE OF THESE??
Get out of here with your fancy talk.
I believe him.
Contingent probabilities suggest this could happen every 5 years in a population the size of the U.S. with a confidence interval approx. 95%.
Harrumph! Harrumph! Governor William J. Le Petomane: [pointing to a member of his cabinet] I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy! Hedley Lamarr: Give the Governor harrumph! Politician: Harrumph! Governor William J. Le Petomane: You watch your ass.
I get the feeling that any sex the guy from #2 is having is entirely unintentional.
I never really liked MTV all that much. They had a few good shows, like Celebrity Death Match.
This comment is so confusing to me.
OP doesn't know how to spell slipped, or the definition of archaic.
Orite 'en guv iss a bluddy slang toyp thin' enn it
He looks just as surprised as you were.
Honest Honey, I was walking along with my dick out cuz it was hot you know. I see this girls spread legged in the sidewalk buck nekked. I go to step around her and trip on a rock and the next thing I know, splooge.
Y'all act like you've never seen a sexual predator before
Hello there youngster, you must not have been around for TRL.
Or when MTV (Music Television) actually played music.
Help, I've slipped into into a vagina and I can't get out. I need life alert
Still kinda pushing the same point. "Don't get knocked up as a teenager!"
I believe this is a piece by Cyber-Mondrian, painted en plein air on the rooftop of Rembrandt Tower in Neo-Amsterdam circa 2099.
Don't just slip into a vagina when you can major in medical billing and coding.
A world where MTV is about reality TV instead of music videos is objectively inferior.
Aeon Flux, The Head, The MAXX, Bevis and Butthead and not to mention its where Ren and Stimpy came from, Mtv was the best back when they focused on music videos
Aeon Flux and MTV Beach House and Puck on Real World.
a rape god
Ok, thought about it. Still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart don't be a retard. Why the fuck you gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
jay quell in
Tripped, fell, and landed on his dick?
Well if one has slipt into it, it could be infinitely large or small, depending on its superposition.
Consensual Lenny, I like it.
He's a raping fool!
Yes, because there's no way they could have used a real name for a sketch where the joke is literally mispronunciations of real names.
It's alright guys, I'll handle this...I can speak their language. U wot m8, Oi swer on me mum.