My entire office just laughed at this hard
It's Sunday. Go home.
"If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
Yeah, we're gonna need you to come in tomorrow say........9 o'clock, okay, great, thanks.
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Keep your stick on the ice
The Nap App
Only a few more tweaks! It should turn the bottle up side down just before dropping it.
It's the Sabbath