Guy bets he can bench 185 lbs... has an accident.

Guy bets he can bench 185 lbs... has an accident.

I was so nervous that this was going to be a serious injury... Glad I powered through (although probably not as hard as he did)

I hope that one day I laugh at something as hard at the dude's spotter was laughing. That dude was laughing so hard I was worried he was gonna injure himself

But what kind of accident?

There is a big difference between just smoke versus there being some logs in the fire.

That hyena laugh is killin me

Cool story, Doo Doo

I'm glad he gathered enough strength to return to his duty after that rip.

It really squeezed the shit out of him.

Farts will always be the funniest thing in the world.

During the last semester of my senior year in high school I had this physical education class. Well you know on how you have to do the mile, the sit up, and push up test. Well I was doing the sit up test and on my first one I ripped a pretty loud fart. It was one of the worst moments of my life I was called doo doo the rest of the semester.

See, that's the sign of a great friend. He remembers to save your trachea from being crushed, but once that's out of the way he'll laugh his ass off at you.

OR WORSE, ACCELERANTS

Are you saying that you, as an adult, don't shit yourself regularly?

At the gym, I always keep my car key in my pocket but leave wallet, phone in locker. Just in case if I shit myself and need to disappear quickly..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN-YT-S0th0

It was a serious injury alright...to his ego...sometime it takes months to recover from such injuries

Jesus Christ man it didn't occur to me that I don't have a getaway plan. Am I in the minority here?

When I laugh really hard, I somehow inhale and it's a seagull-like screech. Can't help it.

Time to lay in bed and not be able to sleep because I'm remembering that embarrassing thing I did 5 years ago.

https://youtu.be/948K0GUqTr4

This brother's reaction is one of my faves

power poop is best poop.

i can't fucking stop crying

If I threw cheetos at you would you make the same noise?

I thought it was the guy on the bench screaming in pain at first.

Shits his pants, and loses 20 dollaz

Except its on the internet... that shit could go on forever

Ooookay mr. daddy0five

The funny part is that thirty years from now the embarrassment and shame will be just as fresh and painful as they are now! Thanks, Scumbag Brain!

This has forever tainted my perception of women as mystical, flawless beings.

what the fuck

Yes, but there's a chance I'll crap on your head as I soar away. Worth the risk? Your call.

Shame we never saw how he walked away.

NEVER

http://i.imgur.com/GYnJFqp.jpg
Harry Pooter, my favorite fart video

His friend laughed so hard he became a terrified vacuum

wubbalubbadubdub

Holy shit Ive never seen this, that was great

Heh... Duty

I have you tagged as Doo Doo now.

Reminded me of a time weight training in high school. Coach was pissed off because we were screwing around and had us sit in a huddle while he preached about safety. A classmate passed a SBD fart, sniffed around and asked "is something burning?"... The entire class went bonkers, some dry heaving. Coach was not impressed hahaha

The after farts were the best part. You can't hear it very well over the laughing but there were a few extras that dropped out

DIESEL IS AN ACCELERANT

is there like cockatoo, a macaw, or a laughing hyena loose in that gym by any chance? sounds like there was.

Pre-gym shit is the unspoken holy grail of a successful lifting session. The one day I didn't pre-gym shit I got appendicitis later in the day. Coincidence? I think not!

You don't have any sisters I take it?

Tagged as DooDoo.

I know I keep at least two fresh pairs of underwear in my car.

Always include the bar.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI

My favorite fart video. Guy slows it down and makes it into a song.

It's only happened a couple of times, and it's not worth it in any way, but when you know, really know, that you are going to shit your pants no matter what, that's the time to just lean in and GO for it. Feels so good.

Oh there were definitely some logs...

https://youtu.be/D85UY1oICxE

Nothing that a little clean and jerk won't fix.

On 24 March 1975, Alex Mitchell, from King's Lynn, England, died laughing while watching the "Kung Fu Kapers" episode of The Goodies, featuring a kilt-clad Scotsman with his bagpipes battling a master of the Lancastrian martial art "Eckythump", who was armed with a black pudding. After 25 minutes of continuous laughter, Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and died from heart failure. His widow later sent The Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments of life so pleasant.

lol that's even funnier

Don't you mean jerk and then clean?

Oops, you did a racism

Bench pressing.

I am so sorry.

Edit: apparently most of you don't know what that means

Who doesn't do a pre-gym shit? :/

after farts

That just caused a tsunami in my mouth

Username checks out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7hzcLZ7uRc&t=54

I was called doo doo the rest of the semester.

Really? No one went for "shit-up"?

/sub/contagiouslaughter

Fuck that's disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458

And there's the episode of Louie where he says basically the same stuff to that other comedian (forget his name) after claiming it's low-brow. He's all upset and in tears as he admits it which makes it even funnier, imo.

The one guy calling in his pterodactyl friends to come see how funny it was too.

What you gotta do is drop the weight (not on yourself) and fall over, then don't move until the EMTs are there. People will think you almost died rather than that you just shit yourself for no reason.

DISCLAIMER: don't actually do this

That doesn't sound very funny at all

If you shit your pants aren't you done for the day? Why do you need to change? Wouldn't a towel, or 90s style windbreaker to tie around your waist be more useful?

I'm asking for a friend.

I'm glad I watched this after all

Great, now I'm sad and angry again.

God bless RES tags

Mmm, protein.

Aw jeez rick I dunno

I figured it was going to be shit, but the ad suggested piss.

I figured it was going to be shit,

One time I fell off a chair and farted when I hit the ground.

I always say, "do you smell popcorn". Cause popcorn is such a nice smell that people take a big sniff

That was not the accident I was expercting to see, that was a hundred times better!

I tore both my pecs a couple years back bench pressing. I totally thought the same was going to happen to him

holy shit, that thing has to have lips and a tongue

edit: and a voice box wtf!

I thought the same thing. Then my GF tried going on a vegan diet for a week. My god the smells that woman created were horrendous and constant. The mix of beans and veggies plus fiber rich diet creates a perfect colon storm.

a grown ass man benching on a smith machine is funny as hell

Imagine analyzing a simple story like this. Jesus Christ people are picky and hyper-critical on this website.

Good form by the spotter. Gotta laugh your ass off but still pick up the weight

Fuck thats hot.

I've been on reddit long enough to realise that when a highly upvoted post has gold it's probably a plot twist

you made an account to say that? ...

I think 5 years is a little early to tell that story on the internet, Doo Doo.

This is the hardest I've ever laughed at something on Reddit

I banned my little sister from entering my room because she always farts in there.

https://youtu.be/9bbHCzc4MnY

This guy looks like he has up, left and right syndrome too.

/sub/unexpected

WHERE IS IT GOING?

Plot twist: spotter died laughing.

You should be tried as a war criminal

It's like my bullies from middle school if they bullied their own kid

i thought that sound was his ribs cracking at first

I barely giggled watching the video, but if one of my friends bragged on his bench press and then did that, I'd piss my pants laughing. Everyone's funnier when you know them.

Same with running. No prepoop leads to a shitty run.