I was so nervous that this was going to be a serious injury... Glad I powered through (although probably not as hard as he did)
I hope that one day I laugh at something as hard at the dude's spotter was laughing. That dude was laughing so hard I was worried he was gonna injure himself
But what kind of accident?
There is a big difference between just smoke versus there being some logs in the fire.
That hyena laugh is killin me
Cool story, Doo Doo
I'm glad he gathered enough strength to return to his duty after that rip.
It really squeezed the shit out of him.
Farts will always be the funniest thing in the world.
During the last semester of my senior year in high school I had this physical education class. Well you know on how you have to do the mile, the sit up, and push up test. Well I was doing the sit up test and on my first one I ripped a pretty loud fart. It was one of the worst moments of my life I was called doo doo the rest of the semester.
See, that's the sign of a great friend. He remembers to save your trachea from being crushed, but once that's out of the way he'll laugh his ass off at you.
OR WORSE, ACCELERANTS
Are you saying that you, as an adult, don't shit yourself regularly?
At the gym, I always keep my car key in my pocket but leave wallet, phone in locker. Just in case if I shit myself and need to disappear quickly..
It was a serious injury alright...to his ego...sometime it takes months to recover from such injuries
Jesus Christ man it didn't occur to me that I don't have a getaway plan. Am I in the minority here?
When I laugh really hard, I somehow inhale and it's a seagull-like screech. Can't help it.
Time to lay in bed and not be able to sleep because I'm remembering that embarrassing thing I did 5 years ago.
This brother's reaction is one of my faves
power poop is best poop.
i can't fucking stop crying
If I threw cheetos at you would you make the same noise?
I thought it was the guy on the bench screaming in pain at first.
Shits his pants, and loses 20 dollaz
Except its on the internet... that shit could go on forever
Ooookay mr. daddy0five
The funny part is that thirty years from now the embarrassment and shame will be just as fresh and painful as they are now! Thanks, Scumbag Brain!
This has forever tainted my perception of women as mystical, flawless beings.
what the fuck
Yes, but there's a chance I'll crap on your head as I soar away. Worth the risk? Your call.
Shame we never saw how he walked away.
His friend laughed so hard he became a terrified vacuum
Holy shit Ive never seen this, that was great
I have you tagged as Doo Doo now.
Reminded me of a time weight training in high school. Coach was pissed off because we were screwing around and had us sit in a huddle while he preached about safety. A classmate passed a SBD fart, sniffed around and asked "is something burning?"... The entire class went bonkers, some dry heaving. Coach was not impressed hahaha
The after farts were the best part. You can't hear it very well over the laughing but there were a few extras that dropped out
DIESEL IS AN ACCELERANT
is there like cockatoo, a macaw, or a laughing hyena loose in that gym by any chance? sounds like there was.
Pre-gym shit is the unspoken holy grail of a successful lifting session. The one day I didn't pre-gym shit I got appendicitis later in the day. Coincidence? I think not!
You don't have any sisters I take it?
Tagged as DooDoo.
I know I keep at least two fresh pairs of underwear in my car.
Always include the bar.
My favorite fart video. Guy slows it down and makes it into a song.
It's only happened a couple of times, and it's not worth it in any way, but when you know, really know, that you are going to shit your pants no matter what, that's the time to just lean in and GO for it. Feels so good.
Oh there were definitely some logs...
Nothing that a little clean and jerk won't fix.
On 24 March 1975, Alex Mitchell, from King's Lynn, England, died laughing while watching the "Kung Fu Kapers" episode of The Goodies, featuring a kilt-clad Scotsman with his bagpipes battling a master of the Lancastrian martial art "Eckythump", who was armed with a black pudding. After 25 minutes of continuous laughter, Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and died from heart failure. His widow later sent The Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments of life so pleasant.
lol that's even funnier
Don't you mean jerk and then clean?
Oops, you did a racism
I am so sorry.
Edit: apparently most of you don't know what that means
Who doesn't do a pre-gym shit? :/
That just caused a tsunami in my mouth
Username checks out
I was called doo doo the rest of the semester.
Really? No one went for "shit-up"?
Fuck that's disgusting.
And there's the episode of Louie where he says basically the same stuff to that other comedian (forget his name) after claiming it's low-brow. He's all upset and in tears as he admits it which makes it even funnier, imo.
The one guy calling in his pterodactyl friends to come see how funny it was too.
What you gotta do is drop the weight (not on yourself) and fall over, then don't move until the EMTs are there. People will think you almost died rather than that you just shit yourself for no reason.
DISCLAIMER: don't actually do this
That doesn't sound very funny at all
If you shit your pants aren't you done for the day? Why do you need to change? Wouldn't a towel, or 90s style windbreaker to tie around your waist be more useful?
I'm asking for a friend.
I'm glad I watched this after all
Great, now I'm sad and angry again.
God bless RES tags
Aw jeez rick I dunno
I figured it was going to be shit,
One time I fell off a chair and farted when I hit the ground.
I always say, "do you smell popcorn". Cause popcorn is such a nice smell that people take a big sniff
That was not the accident I was expercting to see, that was a hundred times better!
I tore both my pecs a couple years back bench pressing. I totally thought the same was going to happen to him
holy shit, that thing has to have lips and a tongue
edit: and a voice box wtf!
I thought the same thing. Then my GF tried going on a vegan diet for a week. My god the smells that woman created were horrendous and constant. The mix of beans and veggies plus fiber rich diet creates a perfect colon storm.
a grown ass man benching on a smith machine is funny as hell
Imagine analyzing a simple story like this. Jesus Christ people are picky and hyper-critical on this website.
Good form by the spotter. Gotta laugh your ass off but still pick up the weight
Fuck thats hot.
I've been on reddit long enough to realise that when a highly upvoted post has gold it's probably a plot twist
you made an account to say that? ...
I think 5 years is a little early to tell that story on the internet, Doo Doo.
This is the hardest I've ever laughed at something on Reddit
I banned my little sister from entering my room because she always farts in there.
This guy looks like he has up, left and right syndrome too.
WHERE IS IT GOING?
Plot twist: spotter died laughing.
You should be tried as a war criminal
It's like my bullies from middle school if they bullied their own kid
i thought that sound was his ribs cracking at first
I barely giggled watching the video, but if one of my friends bragged on his bench press and then did that, I'd piss my pants laughing. Everyone's funnier when you know them.
Same with running. No prepoop leads to a shitty run.