Gregg "Dopie Tits The Hack" Hughes has spent all day defending the prepburger IKEA joke as his own

Gregg "Dopie Tits The Hack" Hughes has spent all day defending the prepburger IKEA joke as his own

Holy shit my night is complete. The man the myth the legend.

Can we start a petition to get Ben burned alive?

The way Bono was a piece of shit personified on South Park, Titties is the personification of a boob. He's a hack, was born a hack, lived 57 years as a hack, and will die a hack. He has the most uninteresting transparent mental illnesses that makes him hateable within minutes to anyone who knows him or hears his voice. He is on a path from lucky millionaire to miserable failure with illegitimate children, a life without post OnA employment, a wife that dissappears because he cant pay the gold digger rent and he has to hear about fucking rich upper Manhatten elites on a nightly basis, he becomes more and more worthy of pity, because of the unrightfully entitled, unaccomplished on his own, worthless untalented piece of SHIT he is, his suffering will always be laughed at and every little miserable loss of his will be a winto the people around him. Until his hopefully untimely death. It could be the greatest, most specific case of "Shaudenfread" of all time, and our reward for paying attention to this crap for all these years. He's a big-titted, dumb, HACK, and that's putting it favorably. He's in for a life of suffering, and I couldn't be happier.

You're both wrong. He's throwing shit at the wall and seeing if it sticks. It's all he's done. IT'S ALL HE'S EVER FUCKING DONE.

Opie Flowchart:

Say Something Stupid: ---->Did anyone laugh at it?----> Yes ---> SAY IT AGAIN 8 TIMES

Say Something Stupid: ---->Did anyone laugh at it?----> No, of course not ----> OF COURSE THEY DIDN'T THAT'S THE BIT YOU IDIOT!

He thinks he's Sasha Borat Kaufman but he's just a sad man with sad titties.

He needs a Molotov Cocktail smashed right into his face just for failing to properly use commas, not to mention the outright lie itself.

7 likes... Yep.

Here's a bit.

He has no job. WE WIN

The man, the tit, the has-been.

You are deflecting. I think Opie is terrible. He got you.

Yes...that's his bit.

Its a shitty bit to play with 'haters' and make them look dumb. Congratulations. You fell for it.