Gotta up your game

Gotta up your game

My wife "retired on top" after she beat me one time.

For real aiming the green shell is a bitch for me. Espcially if it hits me back like a boomerang lol...

Some things people need to learn how to do by themselves, such as using the bathroom or playing mariocart

Classic move. My little brother is still waiting to retire...

I used to piss my ex off, I'd hold the shell until he'd get behind me and swerve in front of him so he'd drive into the shell. No aiming required

Some things are more important

Mario Kart

I’ve found there’s about a 90% chance a missed green shell will wipe my ass out. That game is rude!

What? Damn you got me there! Guess it's lucky I'm rubber and you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

I just taught my wife how to play Mario Kart on my Switch, and this was pretty much how it was for the first week or so. Now she can beat me... I call shenanigans.

Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.

I had a girl over and she saw my gamecube and challenged me to play melee. She was pretty upset when I 4 stocked her.