Got a match who was just looking for drugs, so I had fun with it

Got a match who was just looking for drugs, so I had fun with it
Got a match who was just looking for drugs, so I had fun with it

Nice ! I guess if you went with the quote below she might have actually asked for some ! lol

What'chu want? I got ketamine, MDMA, Adderall, Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, percs, vikes, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, mushrooms, bath salts, cortisone, Toradol. I got molly. I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got birth control, I got Plan B. I got that morphine from China they took off the market. Shit to make your dick hard, shit to make your dick soft, shit'll find your dick. That shit there's from Kenya, supposed to be a scurvy cure for silverback gorillas but for humans it just makes them violently masturbate. Did I say crack? because I got more of that, too. I got some Ibuprofen, Aspirin. I got Flintstone Gummies if you want.

Sisters 2015 IMDB

Joe Dirt!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iDkjsP5hw70

hilarious scene.

for the lazy.

Wow! Now do me!

Did you know that David Spade is 52 years old?

27 or 28?

/sub/theydidthemath

I only like sparklers.

I'll take a zippity doo da

She only likes snakes and sparklers.

That list sounds like what you'd get from the candy shop in Harry Potter.

That scene is funny and I like Tina Fey. Maybe I'll watch this movie.

Kate Ellis: Do you have any kids?

Pazuzu: I'm sure I do.

My favorite scene from the movie and my go to anytime someone asks outside of a professional setting.

I gotta get me a hoosker don't.

"this is Pazuzu"

"It sure is"

I don't know why that cracks me up.

That makes sense since it is John Cena

It's stupid but totally fun

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Don't think so. I can see this guy.

https://youtu.be/YSRIcDQvTyI

Dirt

It's pronounced "Dir-tae..."

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Clip label on youtube:

One of the best movie scenes EVER (Joe Dirt)

John Cena actually has had a few good comedy roles, hope he keeps rolling with them.

The cat from the Key and Peele Movie?

Joe Dirt when he meets the native American fireworks seller

"Show me them boobies!"

Ask her to pretend to be your sister.

What about "Get Out?" That was post Keanu.

Don't try and church it up, son.

Even snails yawn at that stuff

I get my fix of zippity doo das from a guy named Jim at an unnamed paper supply office

DAAAAAAAAAANNNGG!

He's the best part of "Trainwreck."

How about yellow bentines?

Clarky cat?

It's classic Tina Fey/Amy Poehler SNL comedy

Wait, it's not?

LeBron was surprisingly hilarious in that.

Can I buy you a drink first?

One young kiddie on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.

You hope that their careers were ruined because of a movie? Come on dude

Those two together are magical. They should be permanent Golden Globes hosts; no one has come close to being as good as they are together.

Home is where you make it

...fuck.

I heard that shit makes you punch holes in walls

There was another one in Anger Management too. Not as good though.

vvvvv

Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards.

Dave Buznik: How about fiddle-faddles?

Dr. Buddy Rydell: Under my supervision. Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating, please do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.

Dave Buznik: Geez, without slippy-flippies or angry masturbating I don't see how that's possible.

Dr. Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin, Dave. From now on, unacceptable.

I thought it was pretty funny movie ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Oh so a guy can't be romantic while destroying fartboxes? What a world...

If you live up to your name.

Are you the Boz Boz?

Sell the good stuff so you can fund your veterinary clinics.

reminded me of Brass Eye - Chris Morris buying drugs

It's not about what you like. It's the consumer.

I don't want my forearms feeling like a couple of fortnights in a bad balloon. D'you know what I mean?

so is keanu

We can't stop here, this is bat country

yes!!!! what a fantastic reference!

YOU'RE GONNA STAND THERE, OWNIN A FIREWORKS STAND... 🎆

Now I'm picturing Harry Potter rapping 50 Cent's Candy Shop

You seem really good at your job.