Goats climbing a brick wall

Goats climbing a brick wall
Ok I don't want to be that guy but this photo is tilted and cropped to exaggerate the angle of the wall.

Here is the wall from another angle - https://i.imgur.com/ECSBJPS.jpg

Ok I don't want to be that guy but this photo is tilted and cropped to exaggerate the angle of the wall.

Here is the wall from another angle -

Always be that guy. Never allow misinformation to spread as fact, no matter how inconsequential.

Looking at you, every single political subreddit.

When your buddy said he knows a way to sneak into the concert but you're having second thoughts.

Here is another perspective - https://i.imgur.com/tzKLxna.jpg

Original thread - https://redd.it/6zr5u5

Goats are still awesome and actually are amazing climbers 

Here is an example - http://i.imgur.com/j7WkuFO.gifv


Goats have very sharp talons under their hooves that they can deploy to climb extreme surfaces. They also have a fantastic safety mechanism which allows them to eject a web like substance from their urethra so that they can lower themselves to safety.

Mountain goats owe their climbing abilities to their crazy feet. They're hard and bony on the outside, and soft on the inside.They can wiggle their front toes together and apart so they can grip surfaces better. And the convex shape of their hooves act like slip-proof soles.

Here is another perspective -

Original thread - https://redd.it/6zr5u5

Goats are still awesome and actually are amazing climbers

Here is an example - http://i.imgur.com/j7WkuFO.gifv

Goats have very sharp talons under their hooves that they can deploy to climb extreme surfaces. They also have a fantastic safety mechanism which allows them to eject a web like substance from their urethra so that they can lower themselves to safety.

Mountain goats owe their climbing abilities to their crazy feet. They're hard and bony on the outside, and soft on the inside.They can wiggle their front toes together and apart so they can grip surfaces better. And the convex shape of their hooves act like slip-proof soles.

allows them to eject a web like substance from their urethra so that they can lower themselves to safety.

wait wat

Amateurs...

https://media.giphy.com/media/e0Aupqt3fH8Pe/giphy.gif

Amateurs...

/sub/pyongyang ?

Something something banned

That's some heavy-duty double sided tape.

Spider-Dick

Goats are thrill seekers, and clearly insane.

Spider dick, spider dick, safety line for climbing brick. Watch the goat Jizz on the wall Safety line so he don't fall. Lookout! Goat with a spider diiiiiiiiiiick.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, be sure and tip your waitress. Goodnight!

allows them to eject a web like substance from their urethra

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about spidergoats to dispute it.

External organs

They crave that mineral craze again?

Seriously! No matter where they stand politically, everyone should be able to admit that everything from /sub/conservative to /sub/liberal is extremely skewed so that everyone in the sub can feel good about themselves. Wish there was a place to just have the important news read off without views. I'm sick of "News" just being crap about Hillary's emails and Trump's hair. We currently have natural disasters all over the country and we're talking about Hillary's new book and Melania's shoes.

Edit: Thanks for the responses, guys! Some of these subs are exactly what I was wishing for! Awesome!

I feel like the goats are out of options where they're at. But then again i feel like they didn't have any options to begin with

That's what they want you to think.

Goats have very sharp talons under their hooves that they can deploy to climb extreme surfaces.

No.

They also have a fantastic safety mechanism which allows them to eject a web like substance from their urethra so that they can lower themselves to safety.

No.

Step 1: Be goat Step 2 : Goat

Why are we politicizing goat pictures?

Don't say you don't want to be that guy and then be that guy.

That having been said, there's nothing wrong with being this sort of guy.

I read recently that they can eject a web like substance from their urethra so that they can lower themselves to safety.

I dont want to be that guy, but this image is also tilted to exaggerate the angle of this brick road.

Here's the real image of goats resting on a brick road beneath the shade of an overhanging branch.

I dont want to be that guy, but this image is also tilted to exaggerate the angle of this brick road.

Here's the real image of beneath the shade of an overhanging branch.

I mean, it's kinda redundant, but DAMN that's impressive.

TIL Goats internal organs are all on the same side.

Too many people distracted by silk piss to notice the retractable goat talons.

Something something ping pong

Yeah, we can see from your post history that you give two shits about fact-checking posts on R/T_D and other conservative subreddits.

[[[eye rolling intensifies]]]

Pretty much any time I read a news story it seems like the writer is trying to tell me how I should feel about the topic by framing the facts a certain way and adding their own opinion or expert opinions to lead me down this train of thought. I wish there was some form of news that literally only reported the verified facts and let me draw my own conclusions.

I'm too high for this kind of new knowledge.

You mean, DAM thats impressive?

https://i.imgur.com/TfO0fco.jpg Fixed the tilt on the photo.

Fixed the tilt on the photo.

Goats are truely the goat.

These goats are known as laddergoats

It's satirical. It's not actually run by North Korea.

Something something dark side

They crave that mineral.

I just came here for the goats...

It's so goddamn difficult to find sources that don't pander towards peoples emotions. Most of the time I will just read through an article to find the main talking points and try to find another source. American politics is caught in a blender right now and both parties keep blaming each other even though they are all really in it together.

Goddamn goats.

You reery reery wong buddy.

Dude, it's run by North Koreans, not Short Round from The Temple of Doom.

Wait wait go back. A web-like substance from their urethra? Wat.

He seems way more active on Politics and WorldNews... Calm down.

I happen to feel T_D is a cesspool, but if he isn't insulating himself to ONLY there then please don't alienate him for having some conservative views.

Right, Spider-Dick, I have heard of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0jMzdbEui0

Longer version from youtube:

Yeah, we can see from your post history that you give two shits about fact-checking posts on R/T_D and other conservative subreddits.

I only post within the rules of the sub...

I also hardly browse t_d or conservative subreddits so I don't see much of their content. I do go there from time to time though.

I, too, have heard this

what happens when they reach the top?

/sub/goatparkour

bruh you just got me kicked out of class

You either have something wrong with your screen or something wrong with your eyes

Here's a start! https://phys.org/news/2010-05-scientists-goats-spider-silk.html

you mean sauce*

Tangentially relevant.

get out

Thank you! I almost never go to t_d or other conservative subs. People just like to attack me because I have posted there maybe 2 dozen times.

Step 3: Don't forget how to goat

Just took a look through your history though and you're just as bad the other way. He said "Every single political subreddit" and that kinda implies to me that he knows his side is biased as well and that it's a problem. His past posts don't make his comment here suddenly untrue. It's way too true of American politics right now. I don't even know where I stand politically because most of what I hear about "conservatives" or "liberals" is total bull crap.

Was I politicizing? That was not my intention even thought looking at my comment now I realize I'm about to start a shitstorm. I just thought politics was the most relevant application of that other users comment.

Can someone explain this to me!? How is this possible?

What's on the other side?

This was my first instinct

The news media generally used to be much less biased. Not saying unbiased, just much less biased. Opinion and editorials got their own space.

In the US in 1983, 90% of US media was controlled by 50 companies; as of 2011, 90% was controlled by just 6 companies. (http://www.businessinsider.com/these-6-corporations-control-90-of-the-media-in-america-2012-6?IR=T)

This media, as the transmissors of information, stand between the event and the recipient. This allows them to tailor the message towards what they like rather than what we like. Hence the increase in bias.

Try:

calibrating your display getting a better display calibrating your eyes

Wait how do I know that tree gif isn't also being recorded at an angle?

Spider Goat! Spider Goat! Does whatever a spider goat does! Can he swing from a web?

No he can't He's a goat Lookout! He is the spider goat!

Even if they don't include "opinions," they use coded language and leave out relevant details to push a certain agenda. What I've learned is that every news source is biased, and that often what they're leaving out is just as important as what they're telling you.

Scape Goats.

Haha right...because if he's posted of T_D before he's automatically invalidated right?

Is this confirmed?

For one thing, as others said, the pic is tilted to exaggerate the steepness of the wall.  Also:

[–]Sumit316 31 points 45 minutes ago* 

Here is another perspective - https://i.imgur.com/tzKLxna.jpg

Original thread - https://redd.it/6zr5u5

Goats are still awesome and actually are amazing climbers
Here is an example - http://i.imgur.com/j7WkuFO.gifv

"Goats have very sharp talons under their hooves that they can deploy to climb extreme surfaces. . .

Mountain goats owe their climbing abilities to their crazy feet. They're hard and bony on the outside, and soft on the inside.They can wiggle their front toes together and apart so they can grip surfaces better. And the convex shape of their hooves act like slip-proof soles."

For one thing, as others said, the pic is tilted to exaggerate the steepness of the wall. Also:

[–]Sumit316 31 points 45 minutes ago*

Here is another perspective -

Original thread - https://redd.it/6zr5u5

Goats are still awesome and actually are amazing climbers Here is an example - http://i.imgur.com/j7WkuFO.gifv

"Goats have very sharp talons under their hooves that they can deploy to climb extreme surfaces. . .

Mountain goats owe their climbing abilities to their crazy feet. They're hard and bony on the outside, and soft on the inside.They can wiggle their front toes together and apart so they can grip surfaces better. And the convex shape of their hooves act like slip-proof soles."

I'm something of an expert on goat anatomy.

That's kinda redundant

They crave that mineral tho....

They climb the wall to get the mineral salts in the mortar of the wall (no lie).

You think that is insane? Alexander Selkirk was marooned on an island for 4 years and he chased and captured cliff-climbing goats.

"During one such chase he was badly injured when he (and the goat he was chasing) tumbled from a cliff, lying helpless and unable to move for about a day. His prey had cushioned his fall, probably sparing him a broken back.

Here is an example -

"Genius move Doug! Now what?"

Those goats are baaaaaad.

BTW, the picture is tilted to exaggerate the danger. It is still amazing.

It's not like you can fact check T_D. As soon as you try, delete and ban...

This will won't make you feel better

https://media.giphy.com/media/e0Aupqt3fH8Pe/giphy.gif

This will won't make you feel better

Jesus Christ, goats give me such anxiety

/sub/sweatyhooves

We live and die by the crab, Dee. We're crab people now.

Wow the white on yellow font had me loop through 3 to 4 times until I could read it

You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't. You, are not, the guy.

Reddit used to be so good at this in the comments. Now upvotes go to puns, memes, and weak thought.

edit: what is "Tustin the comments"?

Wish there was a place to just have the important news read off without views.

Well there is /sub/neutralpolitics but it's more for discussions of political questions than current events.

pretty much Hitler

You mean literally Hitler I'm sure.

Browsing /sub/t_d = racist white supremacist Nazi /s

Unfortunately some people think this is fact

1,099,511,627,775?

Dam, that is impressive.

Just for context, the wall isn't quite as vertical as it looks in this photo Mountain Goats are still crazy impressive.

But him laughing is the best bit. You skipped it all

You have been banned from /sub/pyongyang

Sorry, competition doesn't mean less bias. US media has traditionally been biased as fuck. It was only until the late 1960s and early 1970s that you saw any semblance of balance -- and that's only because of the boom in broadcast television during that period from plucky up and comers that were a) not as well funded and b) needed to differentiate, and the cheapest option was to differentiate with content.

I mean, jesus fuck, the two leading (and competing) newspapers of the 1890s started a freakin' war.

Christ, political goats! Now I've seen everything.

I'm sure someone will make some analogy about how building a wall won't even be able to keep the goats out (shit!... I just did)

And his dick falls OFFFFFFFFFF

Everybody gets one

They're the GOAT

Those bastards are nimble af