That bird dodged that cat like birds dodge me at the bar...
You know... You chasing birds during social events is probably why you have a tough time meeting women...
I find this even better in reverse
Yeah, what a douche, not getting murdered and all
You can cuss on Reddit, you know.
Creeping along the wall like that probably doesn't help his case either.
I read it as foo
Nice title, OP.
That pigeon is moonwalking like a boss
It always reminds me of