French Celebrities Igor And Grichka Bogdanoff Before And After Plastic Surgery

French Celebrities Igor And Grichka Bogdanoff Before And After Plastic Surgery

They were good looking dudes. Why?

Mental illness.

=( I wish I could give them a great big hug so they knew people loved them the way they are.

Everybody with bad/too much plastic surgery always ends up looking like that for some reason. Like Janice from the Muppets. Fuck.

I love when /sub/wholesomememes leaks.

They look like puppet extras in 'Land of Confusion' by Genesis.

"Gimme that hotdog lip special"

"Puff me up fam"

"Hit me with the oblivion face creator"

They've been in monster mode for so long that I had forgotten how they looked initally.  

Just for some perspective, because they didn't get in their current state in a short time: Photo on the left was taken between 1979 and 1982 when they had their Temps X TV show. Here's how they looked like in the 90s.

They've been in monster mode for so long that I had forgotten how they looked initally.

Just for some perspective, because they didn't get in their current state in a short time: Photo on the left was taken between 1979 and 1982 when they had their Temps X TV show.

I don't get why people don't see that. Here in LA a ton of women get lip injections post 40 years old. It's ugly and obvious. You would think after a while people would catch on and stop doing it.

Picture on right looks like Key and Peele in outlandish makeup

You'd think that about a lot of things.

Looks like they'd already had some work done by that point... Plastic surgery doesn't age well!

This is the natural look of men that have ascended beyond our euclidean plane.

This is the final redpill. There is no endgame. We are stuck in a revolving door, and only the Bogdanoffs have the way out. They have, in a way, truly reached nirvana while we are stuck in the cycle of birth, death, and rebirth.

This is the bog pill, it's a hard one to swallow.

Join us at /sub/the_bogdanoff

They look Like the Matt Damon puppet from Team America.

I think that's what op was trying to illustrate. That we weren't simply looking at a before/after picture, we were looking at a then/now picture, and lots of work happened throughout then and now.

What do you even ask for at the plastic surgeon to end up like that?

"Just fuck my shit up fam"? "I want to look like a Bo Selecta version of David Hasselhoff"?

Back in my day, the internet was dancing baby gifs and flash animations, now it's a confusing mess of absurdist humor and meta-jokes I'll never get. Today you're all hip and with it on the internet, but tomorrow, the internet will become and a dark and confusing place!

I love when I see an image and actually say "What The Fuck?!" and then think, "oh this is probably from /sub/wtf, well done OP."

"Hit me with the oblivion face creator"

perfection

And yet here we are

For those who don't know how powerful these two are:

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

-In contact with aliens

-Possess psychic-like abilities

-Control france with an iron but fair fist

-Own castles & banks globally

-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

-They learned fluent French in under a week

-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

I've never looked at a woman and thought "would be hotter with some lip injection".

Body dysmorphic disorder

they started their career in the early 80s presenting a science popularisation TV show for kids (that was legit for that time), since then they went from bad to worse.

they were accused of doing pseudo science (their PhD theses were butchered by experts) and went on with their career by doing freaky TV apparitions (and losing all scientific credit).

now they're 100% freak show, not even talking about their appearance, but still appear on TV because of their contacts in the show business.

they're a good example of trash TV, why TV sucks... self-proclaimed experts who steal the show and intoxicate the audience with bullshit (especially young people).

Leave Janice out of this.

She and I dated for a short time a few times.

For some reason they always end up kind of looking like cats.

My theory on this is that, since there is always some inherent risk of having a "botched" surgery, the people that have repeated surgeries to modify their appearance have a very high likelihood of ending up horribly disfigured. There is a guy, likely in Los Angeles, known as the "Cat Guy". Once your luck has run out, and you've had your horribly disfiguring "botched" surgery, you are sent to "Cat Guy". He informs you that the best he can do is make you look like a cat.

He's good at it his job, and is probably very wealthy, proven by the number of celebrities that look like cats.

What doctors would actually perform something like this? This should be malpractice.

*dank and confusing place

If you combine the beast from the 80's TV show and the kid in the movie Mask, yout get these guys.

If you combine and the kid in the movie Mask, yout get these guys.

behold

Doctors who take piles of money. Plus they could easily go to a country that doesn't have such laws.

I've never seen anyone use "they're" like that before.

Can I have a quick rundown on these guy?

nothing could make her hot

"I want to look like Mickey Rourke cloned himself and then absorbed his clone every day for a year."

"I got you."

Plastic surgery can also be addicting. It's fine for the valid cosmetic corrections or enhancement but some people just want more, more, more.

https://youtu.be/G2A-uxwQS-8

Just gunna leave this here. The best part starts around 2mins couldn't find a standalone music video :/.

Interesting you know them as 'Land of Confusion' puppets, when they are Spitting Image puppets. You're not wrong, just an interesting frame of reference, like knowing Danny Divito as the 'IASIP guy'

their PhD theses were butchered by experts

That's understating it. The fact that they got bullshit articles published in peer-review journals to get their PhD is now internationally known as The Bogdanoff Affair.

Video.

OMG, that's where i recognize the look from!

Maaaaat Daaamon

I....uh....dont know enough to dispute this

These guys make Mickey Rourke look normal.

The effects of aging can significantly warp existing plastic surgery because plastic doesn't age. If you get plastic surgery, you're always going to be doing "touch-ups" as your body changes. Eventually you won't be able to just accept it as natural body changes but will start blaming every single change on existing plastic surgey and will seek more surgery to correct it. It's a terrible pit to fall into.

e: Stop telling me that it's not literally plastic. I know this. I'm using a colloquialism like "black don't crack". I don't mind the downvotes, but some of you have stooped to actually insulting me. Relax.

they didn't actually say that. the voice-over is not a translation of what they're actually saying, it's satirical. apparently it's a bad british tv show trying to be funny and failing miserably at it.

Looks familiar...

Looks

It makes unattractive people look even worse... It's the worst when someone good looking destroys a natural work of art with that lip injection crap.

No harm mate, I think most of us look a lot better after puberty.

"Can you make me look like a wax figure of myself made by someone who's only gotten a barely serviceable police sketch of me?"

Well... they're getting there...

what about kylie jenner? http://i.imgur.com/pTjhO5n.jpg

what about kylie jenner?

Sushi,prostitutes and surgery are all things that cheaper is rarely better.

For the one on the left, you can just go straight for the Nick Nitro comparison! 

Edit, because this got rated higher than I thought it would: can we just take a second to appreciate how good Small Soldiers actually was? A young whatsername plus him whoscalledthewhatsit. So good.

For the one on the left, you can just go straight for the comparison!

Edit, because this got rated higher than I thought it would: can we just take a second to appreciate how good Small Soldiers actually was? A young whatsername plus him whoscalledthewhatsit. So good.

I like turtles.

The internet is dank and full of memes.

Women are funny. Get over it.

The two brothers showed signs of mental illness. No matter how much work they received, they always talked to people about how they were still ugly.

Take the Bogpill, you won't regret it.

She was also like 14. Wow can you imagine a 19 year old looking better than they did at 14???

"Hit me with the oblivion face creator"

Holy shit

with dicks stuck in things after unclear instructions

Whyyyyyyyyyy

Sadly I think the more you see it the more normalized it becomes. Weird puffy lips is becoming the staple look for middle aged rich lady who "definitely still has her looks".

Disfigurement is becoming a status symbol.

Glad someone else saw it ... That was my first thought. I also feel like they're prime candidates for an Aphex Twin video.

Edit: thanks for the corrections ... apparently my Pixel's autocorrect hasn't heard of Richard and his awesomeness.

It worked. I can't tell their age now.

Because I'm not familiar with the physiology of whatever species of extraterrestrial they resemble now.

We don't partly because the odds of someone who is trans getting procedures like this done that aren't specifically related to our dysphoria is not nearly as high as you would expect it to be with people with dismorphic disorder. Not to mention that most studies show that if you compare people pre and post transition, the chance of attempting or committing suicide is much lower post transition when compared to trans folk who haven't transitioned yet. Sure it doesn't go down to the levels of non trans folk, but it's still a really substantially improvement.

Source: I'm a trans woman (that is, male to female).

Feel free to let me know if you have any more questions :) I hope you have a nice day!

EDIT: I'm gonna take a short break but I'm really glad so many people have shown interest and have asked good questions. Thanks to everybody for being so receptive and feel free to keep replying or sending PMs with questions, I'll get to them when I can.

For those who don't know how powerful these two are:

-Rothshilds bow to Bogdanoffs

-In contact with aliens

-Possess psychic-like abilities

-Control france with an iron but fair fist

-Own castles & banks globally

-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

-both brothers said to have 214+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

-They learned fluent French in under a week

-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

The only exposure Americans had those puppets was that music video. I recall hearing they were from a U.K. show /artist but Land of confusion is the only place I've seen them

Never buy a car from a guy wearing a good suit, and never hire an attorney wearing a bad suit.

I love trucks

And they had a fantastic TV show in the 80's in France, it was called "Temps X". It was a mix of science fiction and futurology with a big section on scientific news, really groundbreaking stuff.

The plastic surgeried guy on the left looks kind of like Jordan Peele from Key & Peele.

Back in the 80's, I was in a very famous TV shooow

i knew he was still alive!!!!
http://cdn4.pitchfork.com/news/50684/01a62fb9.jpg

i knew he was still alive!!!!

Meg Ryan

Makeup and a lot of it. Try googling Kim kardashian no makeup. They have perfected contouring. They can literally change the shape of their face with makeup. YouTube Makeup videos are like magic. It's unbelievable what can be done.

Myatt daemen

Can someone explain how transgender people don't fall into this diagnosis? Maybe they do and I'm ignorant about this subject.

So the dates were, like, ten minutes a piece or something?

She's had a lot more work done than her lips.

"in contact with aliens"

Looks like they've been in contact with them a little too much

Those guys look like the villain from The Mask.  http://i.imgur.com/fpNiJd3.jpg

Those guys look like the villain from The Mask.

looks like salacious crumb there.

looks like there.

"Make me look like my robot chicken character"

I literally can not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That last one got me sideways fam

Disfigurement is becoming a status symbol.

Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

I cringed every time something touched their face.

money.

That's one of the most remarkable wiki articles I have ever seen. It even references its own meta-drama:

A controversy began on the French Wikipedia when Igor Bogdanov and his supporters began to edit that encyclopedia's article on the brothers, prompting the creation of a new article dedicated to the debate (Polémique autour des travaux des frères Bogdanov—"Debate surrounding the work of the Bogdanov brothers"). However, the dispute merely spread to the English Wikipedia. In November 2005, this led the Arbitration Committee—the English Wikipedia's highest decision-making body short of project leader Jimmy Wales—to ban anyone deemed to be a participant in the external dispute from editing the English Wikipedia's article on the Bogdanov Affair. A number of English Wikipedia users, including Igor Bogdanov himself, were explicitly named in this ban.

Or with small hands

It's you, the hero of Kvatch!

People just don't know how to stop. They do it once and it looks a lil better, so they do it a million more times and end up looking like monsters.

I was an unfertilized egg 30 years ago.

what a great fucking song btw

I mean, Land of Confusion is a chart topping song from a well known band. Your Spitting Image show is just a UK TV show. It's not surprising most people know the puppets from the Land of Confusion music video.

Those puppets were from a satirical UK series from the 80s and 90s called Spitting Image. Very funny, but obviously dated now.

They said "we've had absolutely no cosmetic surgery done!" I thought they would just embrace it but they're just as delusional now as they were when they decided to get those surgeries.

They are number one

I actually had to do a double take.

They can but there are aspects consistent to gender dysphoria that make their condition distinct enough to warrant it being a topic itself. You could equally make a case as to why anorexia or any other form of self-image disorder falls into it.

You forgot "can vibrate through walls".

I, as an American, would never do that.

One on the left has some eyeliner, one on the right is full on painted. No comparison can be made.

No, that's Radical Larry

No, that's

Yeah but she'd look worse if she had lips like those French dudes.

Personally I think it's her personality that makes her ugly anyways, and "ugly" without plastic abominations is better than "ugly" with, imo.

You mean hug them before right? Because no one loves that after image. I bet they don't get that many gigs anymore.

Just because a patient can sign a consent form not automatically mean they have the ability to consent. And just because a patient wants something does not mean it is ethical or correct to give it to them. I deal with it every day. I have to tell people that they don't need a Z-Pak for their sniffles...I run a medical clinic, not Walmart.

I like trains.

the beast from the 80's TV show

Fun facts for the kiddies:

Ron Perlman played the Beast opposite Linda Hamilton's Beauty, and the show was written and produced by George R. R. Martin.

If I had a haunted house I might hire them

Wait, did I just subscribe to Bogdanoff facts?

Why would a doctor, presumably an intelligent & sane person, do this to these people?