Free Talk Friday

Free Talk Friday

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What's up, shitholes

Hope you're having a great Friday, so far.

Found out last night that my wife got tickets to the Killers concert tomorrow, which starts at 8. We also have tickets to the Eagles game, which starts across the street at 4:30. Tomorrow is going to be very interesting and very long. I'm looking forward to it.

My crush said to me the other day: “How are you single? You’d make any guy so happy.”

I wanted to scream back: YOU! I CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY!!!!!!! But instead I decided to act like a normal person and keep my feelings to myself.

So my gf is getting more into football, and she gets super excited during punt returns for some reason lol.

She loves watching them catch it and just start running. She always says that they're such good plays. I'm hoping for some team this weekend to make a punt return for her.

How many people here like the song Country Grammar by Nelly? It came on while i was driving and I jammed the fuck out

First date tonight since getting dumped in August, wish me luck! Started the day off by forgetting my wallet at home and driving home at lunch to get it, hopefully it's all uphill from here

Update: spilled (only a few drops, thank God) of coffee on my white shirt as soon as I returned to work. Looks like I'm wearing this cardigan all night

So yesterday I was eating lunch in the break room at my job when someone put Fox News on. They deadass had a commercial advertising a phone number that allows you to leave a message of thanks to Donald trump to give him a “light in the darkness of the fake news media” lmao. I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea that this grown ass man needs encouragement to do his damn job

My brother is going to the Super Bowl. His friend won tickets in a raffle and is bringing him.

I'd be jealous...if I hadn't gone last year ;)

I'm ready for a long weekend. Too bad the next paid holiday for me is Memorial Day.

For the record, never go into the room of a drunk dude that clearly wants to fuck you if you have a bf and/or don't want to fuck him.

Their entire economy is based on Lebron James

Sounds to me like he was at least somewhat interested if he's complimenting you like that?

Best weekend of Football. I will either be very sad drunk or really happy drunk on Sunday at 8pm.

Anyone else hoping that Gruden has spent so much time obsessed with football on the field that he's completely oblivious to everything off the field? I really want his first day of camp to go something like as follows:

JG: "Hey guys I think our defense needs to hit a little harder. To help us I was hoping to have Darren Sharpe come in and observe our practice. I, unfortunately, was unable to get a hold of him and he is yet to return my calls."

Bruce Irvin: "Uh, Coach? He's in prison. He raped quite a few women."

JG: "OH! That explains it! Thanks, Bruce. Well anyways let's just move on. I thought the backs could benefit from some pointers from a Hall of Famer. Come on up here, OJ! I know he played a little before your time, Jalen and DeAndre, but trust me this guy used to murder defenses. You could learn a lot from him. Why don't you line up and take a few snaps, Juice!" Chuckles because he just got why OJ is called 'The Juice'. He then unknowingly throws OJ a pair of gloves too small for him.

OJ storms off the field yelling about being 'dragged all the way out here only to be ridiculed' as he throws the gloves into Mark Davis' face.

JG: "Man, I wonder what's gotten into him?"

David Carr: "Uh, Coach, are you serious?"

Mark Davis: Eats lo mein from a takeout container of PF Changs with his bare-hands.

Getting sent home from work early because of the bad weather coming in. It's been a solid day. stay safe everyone in the Northeast.

The word "shithole" in itself wasn't what was bad. What makes it racist is that he flat out said he'd prefer Norwegian immigrants to immigrants from other countries.

The implication that Norwegians (mostly white) are preferable to the "shithole" immigrants is why people are claiming racism.

That's cute

They deadass had a commercial advertising a phone number that allows you to leave a message of thanks to Donald trump to give him a “light in the darkness of the fake news media” lmao. I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea that this grown ass man needs encouragement to do his damn job

It's an ad selling stuff: The number connects you to some robocalls for buying gold & shit like that.

I swear 70% of Foxnews Ads are for buying gold, reverse mortgagees or "survival" food-stuffs.

Source: My Aunt called it.

I am more of a 'Ride wit Me' person....

Overheard in the breakroom, "I don't know, my family thinks that every time I sit on the toilet that dollar bills come out my butt."

I think it's going to be a good day.

I thought so too but then he said that right after he announced his ex-gf just got back from Australia and they were getting back together.

I'm pretty freaking excited for tomorrow. My plan:

Wake up and go to gym

Come home and relax (video games, flight simulator, reading, etc.)

Coach basketball game at 4 (which is fun to me)

Get together with 3 former college roommates after the basketball game to hang out/eat/watch the Pats at my place.

Life is good.

So I got played I guess,

you didn't get played.

you played yourself, and your bf.

don't be a cheater.

Buttstuff.

Um, please post the number...I'd like to leave a message of support and encouragement.

Got a pretty cool attaboy from the CFO for fixing the issue with her computer. After being lost for awhile about what I was going to do with my career, this means a lot to me.

attaboy

Con-Air is an absolute masterpiece in everyway.

Is tom brady old? More new posts at 12:30. and 1. and 3. and 3 more at 5

I have officaly achieved basic white girl status and got a Starbucks coffee for the first time ever today. Thanks to the numerous gift cards I get over the holidays to Starbucks (which I'm kind of offended about, since other than being a white girl, I've never expressed any interest in Starbucks) I was able to afford it.

It wasn't that bad to be honest and I actually kind of liked it. Maybe I won't be so tired for class anymore.

Cleveland is a shithole

My reddit page got moved over to that new profile shit.

I drew this week's playoff matchups, just like Asur from /r/nba

, just like Asur from /sub/nba

The Good Place is as good as everyone says it is. Thanks to the dude that pointed out the first season was on Netlfix yesterday.

So my friends are coming over an they're swingers.

My wife is likely going to be drinking.

Tonight may go ways I wasn't expecting tonight to go.

Philip Mudd go OFF on CNN yesterday?

Anyone see

That's fucking dope.

Dude did you a favor. Continued contact with him would be bad news. That's good grounds for your bf to break up with you. 1) there's probably going to be a nagging doubt in his mind that you did sleep with that guy, even if he believes and trusts you, so continuing contact with the work guy would only exacerbate that. 2) continuing contact with someone who clearly tried to fuck you just screams disrespect for your current relationship.

Dude, don’t get rid of them. Get a few blankets that are going to be the baby’s. Take them to the hospital, and rub the blankets on the baby to pick up the smell. Assuming the baby and wife are in the hospital for standard couple days, take a blanket with baby smell home every day. Let the dog(s) smell the blanket. Take a new blanket home every day when you go home to shower, feed the dogs and whatnot.

For my baby, we went in on a Tuesday, and came home Friday. When baby /u/snywalker came home, my two dogs just knew that he was their new family member. They were curious about the new person, but hyper vigilant. They’re normally protective of the house, but they carried themselves in a new way and were noticeably protective of baby.

I'm from STL... it's a basic requirement to like all of his music to live here.

Oh.....welp.

In my personal experience, getting back together with an ex never lasts, at least? I feel like dating an ex is a really good idea when you're single, but you tend to remember exactly why you two broke up once you get back together lol

hi Donald

Caught The Shape of Water last night. That movie is fucking beautiful. Makes me really bummed out we never got GDT’s version of Bioshock because visually it would have been incredible. I don’t want to say any more about it except there are parts not for the squeamish. If there is a theatre playing it near you watch it.

I adopted a kitten last Saturday. He's been much more challenging to settle in than any other cat or kitten I've had before. He's starting to make progress though. Two days ago I finally got him purring from being pet and last night I finally got him to play a little bit which is really encouraging.

Meet Carson (yeah, of course he's named after Ginger Jesus)

I adopted a kitten last Saturday. He's been much more challenging to settle in than any other cat or kitten I've had before. He's starting to make progress though. Two days ago I finally got him purring from being pet and last night I finally got him to play a little bit which is really encouraging.

I agree that the word racism/racist is overused, but how is this not a true case of it?

I have discovered fathead pizza. My keto game has never been so tasty. Shit tastes better than regular pizza.

Edit:

2 cups mozzarella cheese

2 tablespoons cream cheese

1 egg

1 cup almond flour

Pizza seasoning blend of your choice.

Mix together Mozzarella and Cream cheese.

Microwave for 1 minute.

Mix again

Microwave for 30 seconds.

Add almond flour, egg, and season and mix thoroughly

Spread thin on a sheet of parchment paper.

Bake at 425 for 8 minutes.

Add topping and bake again for 12 minutes.

Boom, keto friendly pizza at only about 30g of carbs for the entire pizza.

The weekend is almost here fellas.

This morning I found out that I failed the actuarial exam that I took in October. This was the last exam I needed to become credentialed, and it was a huge bummer.

Literally 30 seconds after finding this out, my boss called me into his office to tell me I've been promoted and got a nice raise!

People are dropping like flies, and sick people continue to show up to the office. They need to do everyone (and themselves) a favor and WFH. Holy shit.

Also, NYC looks like a dreary communist country today.

Just booked a 7 day trip to Cancun with my girlfriend. Can it be March already?