Father kills own son

Father kills own son

why is there a watermark on the picture, dad?

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Dr. Grayfang is the mother, obviously.

It's a vape and it's not hip at all.

This sub is /sub/murderedbyreposts

Literally where it was about 3 days ago when it hit the front page

I guess I'm just tragically un-hip, but I'm trying to ascertain just what the hell that doodad is.

That vapers can't get laid

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A vape and vape juice.

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Wtf is in the picture anyways?

Nah it's fine. I still have thousands, maybe millions of "cool" points saved up from all of the cigarettes that I smoked.

People who use vaping to quit smoking are normal and you don't really see them. Their vape pens are usually actually pen-sized, they use juice of a tasteful flavor/scent, go outside to do it, and generally just try to not be shamed for vaping.

People who the internet views as vapers are basic bros, who go out of their way to be seen. Their vape pens look like you screwed a pocket bong onto a phone power brick, they use weird flavors that would be considered girly in any other situation - bubblegum, cotton candy, and various baked good scents that remind me of the scented candle in the high school principal's office - and they do it anywhere they won't specifically be yelled at for it. Also, typically the high-wattage stuff makes fat clouds which they could never make with cigs or even swisher sweets (the 90's kid equivalent to vaping) so they show off cool smoke tricks to get even more attention.

TL;DR it's because the basic bros who vape try to be seen while the former smokers just try to blend in

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Ugh I know I just quit smoking last week and moved on to the vape and I feel like such an asshole using it in public.

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So dad is implying vapers don't reproduce?

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As in unattractive, otherwise repulsive and in need of immediate sterilization.

FTFY

I tried every single one

Hang on a minute, I think I've been conned...

to be honest, i still dont really understand why exactly do people hate vapers so much lol.

isnt that just an alternative for cigarette? why the hate? i understand its a meme here but it seems like people actually hate them lol?? ELI5 please

I'm right there with you. Just over a week in and I haven't touched a cig since. Just keep in mind that the vaporizer is saving your life. Who cares what people think?

Number 2 is hilarious. Great fake text.

I’ve seen this cross posted to 5 different subs, when will it stop.

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Kinda disappointed it was only the Manning face. I was hoping he'd mix it up a bit.

Edit: The madman did it!

This isn’t even murdered by words, it’s literally the dad sending a picture.

Eh, keep it low-wattage and a tasteful flavor (or unflavored) and nobody will look at you wrong. It's the people with haunted house smoke machines blowing bubblegum-scented clouds that look like assholes.

My inner cynic wonders if a lot of the 'vaping is lame' memes have been generated by the tobacco industry in order to influence public opinion.

Hair dye? Then he’s not vaping he’s smoking meth

There was zero implication I was endorsing cigs.

It's just a meme. Outside of the internet no one gives a shit...unless you're blowing clouds in people's faces, but by then you're just an asshole and the vape has very little to do with that.

Edit: See below for further meme examples.

Rip this sub, people just post unfunny shit now that doesn't even belong here.

You can literally see the watermark in the vape picture.

Edit: The madman did it!

you fucking bastard

I just turned 20 and I still have a heart attack if a swear word even slips out in front of my parents

As a former smoker who only vapes in his car and apartment, thank you for the explanation. It's appreciated beyond words.

thank you, thats exactly what i needed to know :)

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Not to go all conspiratory but the original anti vape meme might have been started as a viral campaign by some tobacco lobbying group. They sure as hell have both the money and incentive to discredit healthier alternatives to smoking. You can see similar stuff in europe vs snus and other such products.

Oh yeah I'm all in on vaporizing I'm not even worried about smoking another cigarette. This is the easiest time I've ever had quitting, the hard part will be eventually quitting the vape.

But besides that it's pretty awesome how soon you start to notice the health effects of quitting, isn't it?

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Not true. Fuck vapers. Total Trash

I'm a huge faggot.

Password isn't redblue anymore btw

It also doesn't make sense. Birth control doesn't mean you're a virgin, it just means you aren't going to have kids.

So... not murder, not even assault.

Yeah because smoking cigs is cooler bro! dont you know?

What? He isn't having kids because he's not getting laid -- hence why it's his form of birth control. Virgin or not. You're not outsmarting the joke you're just being obtuse.

A new hope

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I wouldn't put it past them, they have killed hundred of thousands of people

This app ruins all these jokes for me.

This is so not true. If you vape for whatever reason, you will see how much the "tiny pen" vapes suck ass. The bigger vapes are big for a fucking reason. They hold more batteries. Also, running out of juice all the time sucks as well, thus the larger tank.

I prefer this one

Depends on the relationship you have with your parents I guess.

Me and my mom joke around with eachother and tell eachother to fuck off

? My brother vapes and it certainly doesn't smell like hair dye. Maybe a scented febreeze or candle.

Rekt.