Everybody's out buying their legal weed, and this guy's just standing here with a penguin on his head.

Everybody's out buying their legal weed, and this guy's just standing here with a penguin on his head.
That's me. I was 8th in line today. It's my first time smoking... ever.

http://imgur.com/1zk4RAf

That's me. I was 8th in line today. It's my first time smoking... ever.

That's YOU?!

You're all over the fuckin' place on reddit.

I love it when stuff comes together.

Yup, that's me.

A pizza place beside the weed store...license to print money.

http://www.penguinhats.com/

Guys in the comments can we get this gentlemen to top comment? EDIT: Mission accomplished

The fact that this has its own website makes me happy

/sub/pm_me_your_tits_girl

Anthony in the pizza & pasta shop next door will be joining gym owners as well.

That's me in the hat. I was 8th in line. Got there at 630am. Guy first in line was there at 430am.  I got my bag and left!  Today is my first day of smoking ever. 

http://imgur.com/1zk4RAf

That's me in the hat. I was 8th in line. Got there at 630am. Guy first in line was there at 430am. I got my bag and left! Today is my first day of smoking ever.

approximately how much weight in tits have been PMed to you?


We will get this gentleman to top comment.


FTFY

FTFY

incoming pm

Never thought of it that way. No clue.

Thanks for your support cockface!

This just in, medicinal acid now available in Colorado!

Same jacket and hat of me closer up.  This is me while on my trip to Venice Italy.  I stayed there 16 days to see Carnevale and take pictures.

This is me while on my trip to Venice Italy. I stayed there 16 days to see Carnevale and take pictures.

Thank you very much!

I live two blocks away from here...

Fair enough. I have no reason to lie on reddit so here is more proof for you. http://imgur.com/tSKFWTI. It's me with the same jacket and hat from my Venice Italy trip this last year.

Fair enough. I have no reason to lie on reddit so here is more proof for you. . It's me with the same jacket and hat from my Venice Italy trip this last year.

You love close to the first chipotle. Smoke up and enjoy. (If that's your thing)

Clearly this man is going in for seconds.

Shoulda guessed

The line goes straight to the dispensary counter, right out the door, and continues to the pizza and pasta place's counter.

does that mean you actually got tits pmed to you?

I subscribed to your subreddit the moment i saw you made one and now you buy pot with a penguin hat? You are my hero.

So far no effect. I just found out by trial and error I'm doing it wrong. I'm using a pipe but I'm figuring it out.

Edit: I didn't realize Melon may have been talking about the morning crowd rather than my first puff of smoke today. The morning was nice. It was cold enough to need a hat and gloves. I had both covered. I got there at 630am and they opened at 8am. First guy in line arrived at 430am. The line grew quick about 730am. There was 1 tv camera at our location and they said they were making a documentary and not the news crew. Everyone got in line in the order they arrived. We all knew what # we were because the first 20 were given a free gift. I was in and out of there by 8:07. It was quick and easy and everyone got a cheer when someone exited the door with trees in hand.

I was covering the hole and let go only after I was done inhaling. Once I did it right, I took 2 good hits so I should hopefully be feeling it here in a sec. I know I got a good amount of smoke in my lungs once I did it right.

About 300 pm's.

Redditgifts.com last year. I think their web site is www.penguinhats.com

My homie has been working there since 6 am, he actually snap chatted me a picture of your hat when you were waiting outside before they opened, then i hop on reddit and look who is blowing up the front page?

So about 600 pounds of boobs. That's a tit load!

A famous redditor

No Colorado sucks. Seriously, don't move here, there's only legal weed, endless skiing, 300 days of sunshine a year.... Wait, nevermind, I made all that up, don't move here.

Anthony's Pizza & Pasta next door is about to have their best year ever.

There's a chipotle on the other side of the dispensary as well, the first ever actually.

Me too! I'm in Northern Colorado. And I have tits! And can cook!

COME OVER