Elon Musk sells $3.5m worth of flamethrowers in a day

Elon Musk sells $3.5m worth of flamethrowers in a day

It looks cool and all but its more like a massive blowtorch than a flame thrower. Still cool.

No, real flamethrowers don't just shoot flames, they shoot burning liquid, like gasoline or napalm. They're like badass supersoakers, not giant lighters.

His business is on fire

Imperial Japanese soldiers in hardened bunkers hate them!

Ya and they shoot it like 100 yards

Moichandising! Moichandising! Where the real money from the Boring Company is made. Boring T-shirts, Boring Coloring Books, [holds up a Elon Musk comic book] Boring Lunchboxes, Boring Breakfast Cereal! Boring Flame Throwers! [fires a blast from flame thrower]

The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Boring Doll; Elon Musk.

[pulls the doll's string] "May the boredom be with you always."

[kisses the doll] Adorable.

Elon Musk is like Lex Luther

"The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false"

This guy has a more interesting life than most people.

Flamethrowers are not actually federally regulated. They are only illegal if your state or city has specific laws against them.

His sales are lit

Holy shit this was real... lol

I wonder if those flamethrower blueprints are open source