elderly homophobes..

elderly homophobes..

That response was savage

So, does he ask random strangers if they are gay, or...

How else are you supposed to get a handy in the bathroom?

this might be the only time I've ever seen someone use the word savage properly

I wonder what we'll do when we've fixed aging using genetic engineering and we can't count on old racist generations to die anymore.

good screenshot but why on /sub/facepalm?

/sub/oldpeoplefacebook /sub/insanepeoplefacebook and maybe even /sub/forwardsfromgrandma

Lmao savage πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Over population will kill us off by that point

Karma farming

Savage used to be a nice word to use. :( now everything is savage.

Don't forget /sub/murderedbywords

Wouldn't count on that.

The UN estimates that population growth is slowing down to the point that there's a very real chance the population may never exceed 12 billion

You just assume your "wide stance," do a little tapa-tapa-tapa, and boom you're getting a little bathroom lovin'.

If we can really end aging, those estimates won't hold anymore

It seems homophobic people especially don't realise that there are flamboyantly gay people, and just regular everyday gay people.

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock. What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

Mm-hm, interesting. And how long have you held office for?

This is true.

Those 'super feminine gay guys' are a small minority of homosexuals. I'm a homosexual guy myself, and you absolutely would not be able to tell. In fact, when I told my friends two years ago, their first reaction was "you must be mistaken, you don't act like a homosexual. I think you just assume that because you're still single".

Yet, when people know I am homosexual, they'll assume I have some kind of accent or carry a purse or do ballet.

It appears he is afraid he may 'get the gay on him'. And then like the plague, he'll break out in fashionable tight jeans and calling everyone 'girlfriend'.

Yo who tf did this!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sometimes you can tell right away but some of the gayest people I've known you could hardly tell they we're gay.

I'm confused about this old man's post. I can understand a heterosexual being grossed out by man-on-man sex, but why would he "avoid queers like the plague"? What is he afraid is going to happen?

Karming?

Username checks out

/sub/murderedbywords

Or the esteemed "bruh I'm dying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"

Still gets an STD.

Question: do you ever hear that from other gay dudes? Cause I do. I’ve had many gay friends tell me that I don’t act gay or come across gay. They’re not super femme or flamboyant themselves but they exude some stereotypes I guess. The question frustrates me quite a bit because 1) we complain about being stereotyped and then stereotype each other? That’s fucked up. 2. I feel like guys don’t realize I’m gay and maybe I’d get more dates meeting people face to face rather than through apps. Like I think gay dudes think I’m a nice straight guy instead of a guy trying to date them.

Damn, she savage af πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

r/letthosewhodisagreepeacefullydieofoldage ?

Glory Hole

Not really. The old dude is going to die anyway. No one advocating expediting the process.

Bad Luck Brian: Sticking dick in a glory only to get a handjob.

We can

And we may have to come up with new laws. But meh.

We won't be dying of overpopulation by the time we've halted aging.

Don’t suck his cock

Just because something is theoretically possible doesn't mean we can do it in humans. It also explicitly says in the article

The study also showed how fine the line can be between benefit and harm. When the researchers treated mice continually, some developed tumors and died within a week.

So the technology is still in it's infancy at best.

/r/letthosewhodisagreedieeventually

Wasn't it the old age?

/sub/murderedbyoldage

I find "straight stuff" weird but I don't try to avoid straight people. I'm not going to catch The Straight if I don't.

I have a 44 year old co-worker who calls everything savage. She uses that word at least 20-30 times a day and I think it's only ever been used properly once or twice.

Some children have the view that it's ok to hit women instilled in them, does that mean we should give them a free pass to do this as adults? Learning an abhorrent behavior does not excuse you from acting like a decent person.

Savage.

/sub/murderedbywords

Held being the operative word

And /sub/subredditsarehashtags

πŸ…±οΈruh

A-fuckin-men

Yeah, that's a part of it, sure.

ZoopπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

TBF in his day the gays were all in the talkies and San Francisco bath houses.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hes so wrong for saying thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

/sub/keming

How is this a facepalm?

That’s cute.

im suddenly ok with kim and trump nuking the world.

tl;dr?

My uncle absolutely despises homosexuals to the point where he thinks they would be better off dead. However, he absolutely cannot tell the difference between those two, and he believes that gay people should act flamboyant so the not-gay people can tell the difference.

Family gatherings are great. "I started watching that new Marvel program and then they made two of the girl characters gay! I can't even watch it anymore."

He also thinks that it's still common to verbally shit on anyone not straight. He's extremely out of touch with the world, in other ways as well, it's a bit sad.

At this point I'm more worried about the young racists, rather than the old ones.

Humanity can't count on age alone to solve racism

And /sub/myaxe

Huh, weird. I've really never heard anything like that from other homosexual people.

Although I have to agree with you that 'flamboyant' homosexuals seem to have a much easier time finding dates. But acting like a super-feminine guy would be a bad idea, I wouldn't be happy trying to be someone else.

/sub/forwardsfromklandma

And /sub/facebookwins

Blind optimism isn't a good thing either, bucko.

And new old racist generations will be in.

It's just how things work.

If you think, 50 years down the line, that there won't be kids calling you a bigot, you're in for a rude awakening.

What's "bigoted" is completely relative. Baby boomers still think they're pretty damned egalitarian because of how bad their forebears were.

It will happen to yoooooooouuuuuuu.

I have voted for gay people’s rights to marry, I have gay family members who are very important to me, I believe what happens in gay people’s bedrooms is their business and their right, etc. But I will personally never not find gay stuff weird. I really don’t think that reaction comes from a place of hate.

Yeah also the ones at the top.

A-fuckin-men. When I finally came out as pan, none of my friends had a clue. Except two, who were already out. Apparently I joked as a gay man would.

I have a beard, served 18 years in the National Guard, married, made an offspring, work on my own vehicles, and love bears... and I'm not talking from the family Ursidae.

My toenails are also often painted.

He's afraid dicks are delicious

"34 seconds ago"

Seems legit.

Also on this website.

They'll spread their gayness on him, duh

No, it can't be! There's only straight real men and flaming Queen homos! /S

Why do you think this is supposed to be related to net neutrality?

Just think of the fortune he’ll have to spend redecorating his house. Better safe than sorry.

You may have meant /sub/kerning instead of R/kerning.

Remember, OP may have ninja-edited. I correct subreddit and user links with a capital R or U, which are usually unusable.

-Srikar

That's not what this Harvard geneticist believes.

Sure it's in its infancy, but that doesn't mean anything. The internet was in its infancy in 1994. Look where we are now.

We're closer than ever to understanding biology of aging, and we already have the tools to fix many of the most known causes. CRISPR and Cas9 are breakthroughs in genetic engineering on par with what the internet did for computer science.

Be pessimistic about this if you want, but you'll be wrong.

BUT ITS WRONG

And quick! 34 seconds.

Stop coming onto me

Oh god, the comments at the bottom of this post are pure cancer.

Not /sub/insanepeoplefacebook.

That’s for the really long and completely incoherent insane babbling people do on it sometimes.

/sub/iamverysmart

I think the stereotypes get more action because, who wants to ask? More often than not if you ask a not-obviously straight or gay man if they're gay, they get all macho and mad. It's easier to just not ask. Just get a little rainbow pinky ring.

I'm lucky short hair is a lesbian indication apparently... Or everyone would probably think I'm straight. I don't outwardly scream I LOVE VAGINA otherwise.

I'M SCREAMINGGGG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This! I laughed way more then i should. Have an upvote lmao

you can find something disgusting but still accept it

That's why I never let myself get more than 75% clean

No, I'm not kidding.

As countries get richer, their population growth slows.

In some countries like Denmark and Japan, their population growth is projected to actually become negative within about 50 years.

Denmark actually began a marketing campaign to get people to have babies.

I don't think homophobia should be regarded as something that makes makes you facepalm, I mean it's retarded but not something so stupid that it makes you cringe and physically hit you.

Asshole size

Dressing well and being clean is gay now? wtf are you even saying mate?

I think your uncle has something to share...

They just call that dying

I just realised that the word β€œmovies” is just as ridiculous as β€œtalkies”

There's a difference between holding an opinion, and posting "I avoid queers like the plague" publically on the internet.

Pull on your big boy pants.

Sometimes it's something as simple as them feeling uncomfortable the same way you would feel around a school bully or shitty coworker; sometimes it's more fear-driven about unwanted physical contact like how some women are afraid that they'll be randomly molested on the street at night. I'm not defending any of these things, mind you, just trying to explain the mindset. The same region of the brain that "lights up" for a Mormon if a hooker approaches him, or in a teenage chick's brain when a greasy fat dude approaches her, "lights up" in the old dude's brain whenever he comes across a flamboyant type.

Then there's feminine straight men which homophobes assume are gay.

Come into him instead