"Either way, we live in one of two realities... and I've been laughing uncontrollably for 30 minutes now" -/pol/ anon

"Either way, we live in one of two realities... and I've been laughing uncontrollably for 30 minutes now" -/pol/ anon

I'm laughing too!

I haven't laughed this much at work in a long, long time.

Best timeline ever

Ditto. Absolutely uncontrollably for fifteen minutes.

Which reality is the dankest? We're living in that one.

Holy shit, this realization has made my whole week.

Only because each of us are together in a temporal superposition, the moment you see the outcome from one of these realities that cannot be from the other possibility then you and I might not be in the same timeline.

I hope we both get a timeline where we can Make America Great Again.

What is (not?) funny is that it seems more likely we trolled the CIA into publishing this. I now understand very clearly how OPM was breached so easily.

This is amazing! laughing non-stop.

Claims to be from UT working around 10 pm. That's 8 am in Saint Petersburg. People are more likely to be at work at 8 am (some lib logic, don't fight it)

Confirmed Russian Professional Troll.

Hello sir, I am being the professional troll, do not harm.

False dichotomy tbqph fam....

Could be that the dossier is faker than a wooden nickel but that it wasn't written by /pol/.

I mean the dossier definitely sounds like BS to me. So far I just haven't seen proper enough proof of /pol/'s authorship though.

Also, anon can't get his facts straight. The bed wasn't one that Bob Ama was "going to sleep in", it was one that he had slept in prior.

well said anon.

Agreed.

And here we thought 2016 was crazy.

Damn that is an amazing way to look at this haha!! Personally I can't stop grinning! It's all just too funnt

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