Eating my pussy. She got braces, I got a clit piercing. Piercing ripped and her whole wire came off. Great story to share on Twitter

Eating my pussy. She got braces, I got a clit piercing. Piercing ripped and her whole wire came off. Great story to share on Twitter

Am I the only one who’s never heard a girl say “nutted”? I feel like only dudes say that

I think I'd find the ER gyno first...braces could wait...

Am girl also, never heard a girl say it.

Yeah I mean it literally means semen coming from your NUTS, of which I and most girls do not have

The fact that her clitoral hood was stronger than the glue they use to put the brackets on honestly astounds me. I remember getting my braces off (many years ago) and cringing because they yanked so hard I thought they would pull my teeth out lol. It makes my lady bits hurt just thinking about this situation.

Edit: Just reread the caption. Her piercing got ripped out omfg now I wanna squeeze my legs together for the rest of my life

If that's the story that was given to the hospital and dental staff, I can promise that it's going to be one that's shared for years and years and years. Source, I'm an EMT work in ERs a lot and know a ton of these kinda stories....

Too much metal involved for down there.

Well.... that.... is a story!

Well, for starters there is the multitude of stuff being stuck in dude's asses stories. My personal favorite being, a 20something guy comes to to ER, he tells the staff in a quite uncomfortable manner "I have a vibrator in my ass, it's stuck and still on". And boy did those batteries last a LONG time. We showed up to take him from the ER (it was a free standing ER) to the hospital for surgical removal....when we moved him from the ER bed to our stretcher...we could hear the buzzing. It took every muscle and force of will power for me and my partner to not break out into laughter. We forewarned the staff at the receiving hospital before we moved him again. Afterward we all exited the room, closed the door, went to an office out of his earshot, and lost our shit for a good 20 minutes...all the professionalism was gone for that 20 minutes.

That was hard to read

I've had one of those piercings, I was always aware of it, even like zipping up zippers. Imagining metal brackets near it should've alarmed her. The thing is, you can always temporarily take the piercing out...

Am girl. Have said “nut” to refer to orgasm. Have said “nut” as orgasming.

Ok, you cant leave us hanging like this. Thats just cruel.

I've heard a few very butch women use the term, particularly young studs.