Drones keep dropping drugs and porn into prisons

Drones keep dropping drugs and porn into prisons

For the love of god let them have their porn, it will lower their aggression.

Well this is easy. Since Americans love their for profit prisons why don't we kill two birds with one stone.

Enter the jerk booth. On one side, an independent contractor lays naked and in very provocative poses. On the other side, or bullet proof glass mind you, a stool and a door. Now, you simply charge a fee for the inmate to enter the jerk booth, you can charge by the quarter hour even. Now you have a way for them to use all the drug money they make in prison. And you can hire inmates to also clean the booths. Jizz moppers. Now you have job creation, recreation, entertainment, and income all rolled into one.

Still have to jack off around 50 other inmates lol

Fight prison rape, drone deliver a fleshlight to your local prison.

Jizz Mopper > Someone's personal Prison Bitch

Damn, I swear when I was in prison last year I was wondering why the fuck people don't do this. I guess people DO do this

Mix a little coffee grounds in there and you've got covfifi.

Yeah but who wants to be a jizz mopper?

A minor drug trafficking felony. Prison, just a year inside. Two years on paper.

They use a toilet paper tube, sock, a latex glove, and some Vaseline. It's called a fi-fi (fee-fee)

Edited to remove tp tube because girth.

Prison, just a year inside.

I like this guy's attitude

Yea for the most part. Definitely glad to be out though. It did change me into a better man so I am happy it happened.

This would be a really bad idea...but what if someone got a small squadron of drones and dropped a dozen loaded guns into a prison?

.36 BAC and 80mph into a telephone pole. I damn near walked away but I'm in pain every day for 11 years. I'm a big advocate against drunk driving.

https://imgur.com/a/zhJKl

I don't think they're exclusive...

There are some things in life you just don't want to know the answer to...

for everything else there is mastercard.

A dozen times in 5 years seems like almost nothing given the popularity of drones. Even though there are likely many more successful attempts that went undocumented, I don't see this as the big problem the article makes it out to be.

Seriously, I don't know why nobody else is mentioning how dangerous this could be.

"I'm the guy who comes in and wipes down the loads."

impacted

Interesting choice of words.

I'm not sure that porn in prison is a bad thing. More jacking off and less ass rape would be a good thing for everybody.

What'd you do? Prison or jail?

Why... nevermind

Nice to know it impacted you in a positive way.

...then put them right back up again for murder!

Where there's an ill will, there's a way.

Besides, it beats waiting for the work crew to come back with a dead drop. Or that shady ass guard trying to make an extra buck.

Had a guy clean my shit stain underwear for 90¢ so yea lol

Let them have their aggression too.

Now I'm imagining the guards setting up sentry turrets along the walls like in my settlements in fallout.

Like this but with BBs.

Doesn't matter; still came on time.

Right on man, I had to do 30 days up in Alaska for an aggravated DUI and that was plenty for me.

Oh word, go pretty smooth for you?

independent contractor

Inmates from the female prison!

.36 BAC

Oh..

and 80mph

Oh..

into a telephone pole.

Oh shit..

A pacified population is a less dangerous one, which is basically the point.

Or we could create as horrible conditions as possible to maximize aggression and violent tendencies, if the point of the prison system is to make everyone better at being criminals. And why not send a lot of initially non-violent offenders through that system, as well?

Let them have the drugs too.

Well then, who will fish the coffee grounds out of my urethra?

What is an aggravated dui?

Instructions unclear, Dick stuck in clock

Well that's a missed business opportunity. Are these prison bitches all independent? Time to put a stop to that.

a load

Free the minor drug offenders doing life for smoking weed.

The ER doctor said if I wasn't as fat as I was and as drunk as I was, I would be dead for sure.

We should be doing this in Isis countries.

I paid $1 a week to have someone scrub my shoes with a toothbrush to perfection, $2 a week to have my dirty laundry picked up, cleaned, folded, and dropped off, $2 a week to iron 3 sets of uniforms, $5 a week for a haircut, and depending on how much money I had expendable, up to $2 a day for someone to (6-5), sit in the same spot for hours and watch for the corrections officers to enter the pod, and alert us when they did. It allowed us to hide any contraband and put our cigarettes out before they got there. Labor is incredibly cheap in prison because there are so many people who have nothing at all. And those numbers I gave you aren't exploitative either. People would fight for the chance to make that kind of money, especially if it was on any regular schedule. The person who was the (6-5) was the most well paid person as far as yard labor went, and was a really good job to get. $2 a day is more than 75% of people in Ohio prisons have, so they would live good. But, they accept very great responsibility with the job. If they aren't paying attention, and they allow the officers to walk up on us while we are smoking, or get something​ taken as contraband because of it, they face very serious punishment. They would assume a great debt and also be beaten badly. But again, a chance to make 40-60 bucks a month would mean the difference between having nothing and having most things that you could have. I lived off of $450 a month, and I lived very extravagantly. There wasn't 10 people among 2400 who lived off of that kind of money. I wasn't selfish with it, and I did my best to make sure that it spread out to all those around me, not just close friends, but everyone in my vicinity.

It will lower their aggression.

Because then you can't bill the state for man hours and equipment duh

I would fund that. Someone should start a kick starter.

I see a catapult system to launch a case of FLs into the yard while the inmates are out there.

Your post reminded me of Korydallos prison in Greece, where a high profile inmate escaped by helicopter, was subsequently caught and returned to prison, only to escape by helicopter again.

Seems elaborate, yes, but in prison you'll do just about anything to fill the time.

The prison bitch, of course.

I think the ones who are successful obviously don't get reported. Who knows the amount of actual successes

this seems eloborate when you can just use your hand and... your hand...

If we drop in meth, dust and porn we should also drop in knives and just televise it.

I was wondering why the fuck people don't do this.

A lot of higher security prisons have a tall pole or antenna in the middle, with cables running from the top to the perimeter of the main yard. That prevents people from landing helicopters in the yard.

I believe that many of those prisons have put loose nets between those cables, making like a circus tent.

I didn't deal in anything that wasn't already in the prison, because that risk carries more time. I would have loved to smoke weed, and could afford it, but they did random urine screens, and if you were caught with dirty urine, weren't able to shop commissary for 30 days, and had to wear a bright yellow jumpsuit instead of blue khakis and button down. Contraband to me meant things we weren't allowed to have like food from the chow hall, or things from past prisoners or stolen items. There is a giant trade involved in selling things from inmates that have went home, and left there things to other inmates.

I once applied for a job in a bookstore online. I showed up for the interview. It turned out to be an adult bookstore. Part of the job duties included cleaning out their booths where guys would pay to jack it to porn. It paid really well.

The real problem would be STDs that would end up being passed around with the flesh light.

90cents is like $10 is free world money. Some inmates don't get money to put into their account so they do chores for inmates who are well off to be able to buy a pack of noodles or a honey bun or whatever

Mandatory drugs and porn!

We can't have unregulated prison bitches.

Was arrested for prostitution.

Shouldn't this be under /uplifting?

That seems way too complicated. Why not just hang a net over the prison yard?

they take their aggression out on their franks an' beans when they're beating it to the porn

You only charged him 90 cents?

This kind of arrangement is pretty common with high-security prisons (e.g. Stammheim Prison) as well as weapons storage areas both inside of the US as well as overseas (there are plenty of them on Bing Maps, such as the decommissioned WSAs at North Island as well as Alameda).

The plutonium facility, a.k.a. "Superblock," at Lawrence Livermore National Labs has high strength cables over the top for the same reason. Fun fact: Superblock has very tall fences around the perimeter because red teams found they could literally hurl small amounts of special nuclear material over the top and then walk out of the gates, which feature SNM detectors, without causing any alarm. Also, you can't go into the facility with a cup of coffee, because red teams used to like hiding derringers in the cups. Fun times with pentesting!

If we drop weed and burgers we won't even need the guards.

Something something Blue Mountain State.

Depends what drugs. I'm going to say meth, cocaine and PCP probably aren't a good idea.

As long as the payload is under 90kg, I don't see why not. At 90kg though, you'd probably need a trebuchet.

They are just using counter drones to monitor the airspace. I just learned about this two weeks ago - I work in insurance and and there is a company run by a former military drone pilot who now works as a corrections officer who needed insurance and I found it super interesting. Crazy that this just came up I had never heard of this problem previously.

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He comes precisely when he means to.

We should replace all bomb stockpiles with porn, C-notes, and Levi's jeans.

You just pee it out. Now you have prison espresso.

Sitting around not working and jacking off to porn isn't exactly punishment. That's a great night in for many Redditors.

You should go move to the Philippines where your mindset runs rampant.

How did you get that he's fine with driving while high from his username?

If you’re not careful they’ll start creating prison bitch unions.

"Hey hun what's this 90 cents to "Crusty's Dry Cleaning" doing on the credit card bill?"

Telephone poles are designed to sheer off on impact. Completely different than hitting a tree. Do not hit a tree if you can avoid it, or if you want to live.

A dozen times in five years? I mean they probably get stuff in there by other means dozen times a month. Saying "keep dropping" sounds a bit overexaggerated

Holy shit man.

In the butt isn't too complex

...conventional porn is fine... We like images of people disrespecting wheat fields with abandon. It's so naughty what else could anyone need? Odd there is no pornhub category for it.

The places ISIS are are already covered in cannabis and heroin.

Most RC drones couldn't get that much weight off the ground. Maybe one pistol or two tops.

If I was ever in prison, and a drone dropped a gun into the yard, I would sure as hell run the other direction, because the guys in the towers have semiautomatic rifles, and the guys in the galleries have shotguns.

And only 30 days in jail is the really crazy part of this story...

With a few mods and regulations that just might be the most genius idea ever heard.

how the hell did you make it out of that thing

Why does that guy have the nickname "uncatchable" if they caught him in the first place then caught him after each escape?

And why would you want that?

That's the thing about the justice system. They don't care about rehabilitation they just want to mercilessly punish people with the attitude that if they make it bad enough no one will want to go there and no one will want to come back. It ends up just making people worse.

The guy from this comment...

https://www.reddit.com/sub/AskReddit/comments/6f92k3/lawyers_of_reddit_whats_the_stupidest_case_y...

Yea I don't drive high either, I have a daily edible routine after I'm home and done with all my shit.

Couldn't three strikes laws kick in for weed? IIrc in some states that's a possibility, though I believe the first two offences would have to be more severe.

Still, sentences in the US are generally somewhere between draconian and absolutely insane from my European point of view.

You guys didn't outlaw drones yet, like you did with porn & guns?

Your belief that someone is worthless because they suffer from addiction is what perpetuates the cycle of overpopulation in our prison system.

We'll be doing this in Britain soon enough

It would be more cost effective and attitude changing. The poor bastards don't know what it's like not being constantly pounded on by their religious leaders. Also, drop cannabis seeds everywhere.

The more aggression they use up, the less they have to use!

/s

Holy. shit.

Ever seen a fight over a porno mag in jail bro? I have, it's VICIOUS!

Edit for spelling

Put a net roof over the outer courtyard