Ted Nugent is also a self-admitted pedophile:
I've got no inhibitions So keep your keys out of your ignition I steal a car like I got the curse I can't resist the old lady's purse
Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine fine fine I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
Well I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one lil' thing I got do to you
Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine fine fine I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
So tell your mama that I'm back in town She likes us boys when it's time to get down She's got this craving for the underage I just might be your mama's brand new rage
Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine fine fine I know I got to have you in a matter of time
Honey you you you look so nice She's young she's tender Won't you please surrender She's so fine she's mine All the time, all mine mine It's all right baby It's quite all right I asked your mama Wait a minute officer Don't put those handcuffs on me Put them on her and I'll share her with you
- "Jailbait" by Ted Nugent
Anyone else remember how much the right complained Obama was divisive and disrespectful to the opposition?
So is Donald Trump
I remember the right's outrage when Obama hosted common (rapper) because he supposedly supported a cop killer, when that wasn't even the case. Fucking hypocrites. I can't even.
That's a lot of inbreeding and illiteracy in one photograph.
But trump didn't need to shit his pants to dodge the draft. He just asked his daddy.
Oh but by the way he feels he did serve because he spent some time in an expensive military boarding school.
Belongs in /sub/trashy
Electrolytes is what plants crave.
Haha just watched a clip of Jon Stewart taking Bill O'Reilly to class on that.
A good amount of draft-dodging too.
Really? Okay, I'm a farmer cause I've spent time in the produce section at the grocery store.
How many children have been molested between the three guys pictured?
Wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I'll share her with you
I had to check because I couldn't believe that somebody so famous could be so openly bigoted.
Edit: Holyshit, I continued watching and he literally calls him a chimpanzee... Here I was thinking that "subhuman mongrel" was meant to be a dog whistle. But he draws back the curtain and goes full shithead.
This administration is really on a race to the bottom. How else can he shit all over the White House before he's done?
Maybe its code for pizza?
I'm a rocket scientist because I grew up in Dayton Ohio. Where the wright brothers invented airplanes. So. Yeah. Moon stuff ama
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
So can we expect an uproar from the GOP about how Kid Rock and Ted disrespected the Oval Office by not removing their hats?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
if they're all in d.c., then who's fighting on Sarah Palin's lawn today?
Watching that clip then remembering that O'Reilly is so buddy buddy with Trump is so hard to wrap my mind around.
Oh burn. Good one.
Let me try roasting you, the way you roasted me.
No. You are one.
Donny and Ted traded stories about how they dodged the draft.
That's deeply disturbing
And he's a pedophile. And he pissed and shit himself for a week to get out of being drafted. How patriotic.
Regardless of subject, those are some dumb fucken lyrics
200 by nugent alone is my guess
Nope, just totally creative lyrics that don't mean anything. According to the alt-right you might as well be reading scat lyrics from a jazz album.
And racist, apparently. From Wikipedia:
"He described black South Africans as "a different breed of man" who "still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands"
Funny, considering he rolled around in his own shit to dodge the draft.
All his songs fucking suck. Cat Scratch Fever, his biggest hit, is a steaming pile of garbage. I hated that stupid song long before I found out what a giant piece of shit he is.
Cmon now, he just walked in on underage girls getting naked and said that a 12 year old girl was on his 10 year plan.
If that makes you a pedophile, then we all are.
I mean, who hasn't said this about their 1 year old daughter:
She's a really beautiful baby, and she's got Marla's legs. We don't know whether she's got this part yet (gestures toward his chest), but time will tell.”
The "cop killer" was Tupac Shakurs aunt. Assata Shakur.
As Jon Stewart pointed out, the rapper he invited into the white house didn't support a "cop killer", he and many other Americans, believe she was framed. He was supporting her alleged innocence, not supporting her alleged crime. Fox News couldn't grasp this.
She was of course a radical, but all the medical evidence in the case state that she couldn't have possibly fired the gun, and the likely outcome was the cops said she did, because she survived.
Basically, Assata Shakur has gunshot wounds in her arm pits. Which means she had her hands raised when she was shot, she didn't get shot in a shoot out returning fire. She was surrendering.
It's very unlikely she was the militant that shot the cop, but since she survived, they said she was so she would go away too.
Tupacs step father Mutulu Shakur broke her out of prison and she now lives in cuba.
This is why I'm sort of optimistic about the Tupac biopic coming out in June. From the trailer from lionsgate, it doesn't look like they are going to white wash over the politics. In fact, it might be the main focus, as it should be. The Shakurs are incredibly interesting.
How old were you when you first dreamed of the stars?
Big fan, thanks for your time!
Ironically, nearly everyone I've ever met who listens to Ted Nugent would be arguably closer to what he considers a "subhuman mongrel".
Bill O'Reilly is the stain on America's underwear.
You know how Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina differ? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.
Holy wow that is absolutely disgusting. Suck inherent racism. They couldn't stomach the fact that an African American became president.
I'm on mobile, but if you google "ted nugent draft" or something, you can find articles about how he didn't want to go to Vietnam, so he stopped cleaning himself, pissed and shit himself so they'd think he was retarded or something and not able to serve. It ended up working. And now he goes around all pro guns and pro military and shit when he dodged.
So much dodging the matrix would be jealous
Oh man, thank you so much for explaining that to me. You know, I also hate when people make jokes that I don't like. I guess the best way to handle those types of situations is to over-explain things in a real pedantic and condescending manner.
We were heading toward Idiocracy slowly, until Trump came along and rolled a twelve.
Remember when he got kicked out of the NRA for making anti-semitic remarks? Yeah, he's such a racist even the NRA doesn't want him. The Trump crowd thinks Obama is a Muslim and Mexicans are taking over the country, but they were silent when that scandal happened.
The guys look like neckbeards wearing their hats in doors
The women all look like they dressed for a porno
And lol at kid rock trying to look serious holding his chin in his hand in the second picture.
Its good to know that when you fail at music you can always turn to rightwing politics.
The Daily Show's segment on the Common fiasco is so on point it hurts. "Really? This is the guy?"
As long as I can remember. My elementary school had this inflatable planetarium and we would get like three classes in there at a time. They would point out constellations and I would stay up late to look for them.
Who the fuck talks about Madonna anymore?
Who gives a shit about hats? Ted Nugent is human garbage
First the Pat's, and now this? His approval rating is so low, he's pulling out the 'celebrity appearance' card.
Talk about low rent. I expect this on a flailing afternoon show, but not the presidency. It took 100 days to make us look like a cheap side show on the world stage.
those aren't necessarily Nugent's views
Some would beg to differ:
Reread it in a thick, bumpkin accent.
The last draft lottery covered men born in 1953. Robert James Ritchie was born in 1971.
I can see how you could be confused, but he's actually 46. He only looks 64.
Seriously, why is anyone outraged that Trump had a guest who called for Clinton's murder when Trump himself called for her murder.
I didn't read Lolita but please let me tell you how relevant to the discussion it is
Get out of here with your shitty ableist jokes
Maybe the 2nd amendment will take care of it shrugs
He was a rapist, but has since moved on to larger victims. E.g. The American People
Those are common conservative traits. I hope you can read this.
Oh hey, it's all the celebrities that support Trump. Nice how they all fit behind one desk.
Unbelievable hypocrisy -- these people live in their own reality. Ted Nugent is just a vile, disgusting excuse for a person and Sarah Palin is just a very stupid person. Kid rock has no business being in the White House. These people are there as a PR move for trump - his idiot base especially the poorer dumber half of it can look at this and think oh he's just like me. He's trash like me but with money! He eats KFC and McDonald's! All bullshit trump grew up in New York and was a democrat for many years -- but the simpleton hordes of trump supporting dipshits lap this up -- I think liberals were a little soft on obama, not hitting hit hard enough from the left as he was basically a neoliberal, but in any case we were nowhere near as bad as this and certainly far better than George w. What a joke. It's like an episode of black mirror.
But it's a song. I agree the song is terrible and I strongly dislike Trump, but those aren't necessarily Nugent's views. Lolita is a great book, and it's also fairly taboo also, but that doesn't mean Nabokov is a pedophile. Have you heard wrong way by Sublime? Easily just as inappropriate as this song, but I don't think Bradley Nowell was a pedophile
Birds of a feather...
in a sense, they are scat lyrics.
You're my dumbest stalker, by far. I already explained to you that I was quoting the person I said that to. Wow, you are something else. Fucking genius.
You're not embarrassing me by quoting this. I don't care, I'm unaffected. I will continue to troll idiots and occasionally give my boring opinion on Reddit. You are a failure.
So, at the end of an action movie where the good guy and the bad guy are having a fist fight to the death on some roof somewhere, you're saying you'd think it was a tiny bit better if they just fucked a kid instead?
Are they about fucking kids?
And Palin compared that man to Jesus.
why bring him up, then?
That's not true.
I did, I was trying to play along with it.
"But it's a song." Okay, how about Courtney Love telling the story of blowing Ted Nugent when she was twelve years old?
Does that make him a pedo according to you?
Donald Trump, apparently. Talks to, actually.
The team that wins the Super Bowl always visits the White House. Not defending him or anything, but it's a tradition at this point.
Donald Trump might not have realised that when he invited Sarah Palin to a White House dinner, she would bring along a man who had publicly called for the death of his predecessor.
Did he actually know this would happen?
I'm sorry if you did not understand what I meant. I'll explain more plainly for you. Depictions of killing people in movies, and singing about killing is not comparable to images and lyrics about fucking kids.
Every damn Disney Movie used to have some villain die in the end. Jay-Z has people die in his songs. Telling stories about killing off a character is not comparable to telling a story about wanting to fuck a kid.
You logic is flawed. Obama's supposed friendship with Jay-Z is nothing like the topic at hand.
What's with all the kid rock hate? I mean yeah he's an uneducated redneck but am I out of the loop or something cause I've only heard good things of him. He artificially kept ticket and beer prices low for his shows and played multiple at the same venue instead of 1 with high prices so that all his fans could go see it. He also put a lot of money back into his community and created several jobs at his beer plant and if I remember correctly, despite him personally thinking that gay marriage and abortion is not correct, he has said that both should be legal cause he doesn't have the right to dictate what other people should do.
Bill Clinton isn't president anymore, you pathetic twat.
God I miss Jon Stewart. I've been in love with him for over a decade. He needs to become the next president. This world would be much better.
I mean sure, but by that token ... Adam Sandler likes being sodomized with Shampoo Bottles.
That really wouldn't surprise me all that much
I mean he can play several of the same sounding licks. No it doesn't count as a style.
Fox News couldn't grasp this.
Yes they could. They chose to pretend they couldn't because that's what their viewership likes to see. They're not stupid, they're just pandering.
Even brags that he would've been a great military man. The biggest of all hypocrites
Shame Oreilly isn't still on the air.
He has a huge problem with president's letting bad people at the white house.
Oh wait never mind just bad black people:
If you still consider Kid Rock and Ted Nugent celebrities. I thought they pretty much faded into obscurity at this point.
Talk about outsiders in the WhiteHouse huh?
Trump might as well take a big dump on that desk and be done with it. Comey needs to get a move on...
He's able to sing about what he wants but that comes with being judged on that as well. Conservatives forget that a lot with the freedom of speech (look who they elected as president).
Remember that one Simpsons episode where Homer becomes a conservative talk show host and endorses Ted Nugent for president
I was just thinking about how it was kind of a more ridiculous rise of the Trump populist campaign
and now it's just reality
They're not in the Oval Office with the sitting president?
Watching that clip makes me laugh O'Reilly is fired
Guys let's all keep talking about Rampart
Hey creepy stalker guy, you're shadow banned from /sub/4chan. I noticed because you only comment in reply to me, and some of your creepy replies never ended up in my inbox.
Even 4chin hates you. A real winner, aren't you?
*Btw, Kanye West is not good at rapping, has no bars, and is an overrated producer. Also, he hasn't done anything important outside of making some songs.
Nugent adopted a 17 year old to have sex with her.
He's so awkward around children generally. His grandchildren always have the air of paid actors when he's pictured with them. Everyone looks like they just met.
(Aside: Trump also has no pets either. As much as I disliked George W someone the photos of him playing with his dog are adorable.)
There are enough people Detroit is embarrassed of in this picture already. But I take every opportunity I get to point out blatant whataboutism. I'm busy these days. Madonna could be a serial killer. It wouldn't make Ritchie and Nugent any more tolerable.
And we finally found the Tide stick
Trump voter reporting in, I don't like it. I wasn't happy when Obama had rappers in the white house that had shitty lyrics and I don't like it that trump has these two people in there with their stupid fucking hats on. Plus these two also have their fair share of explicit songs but they are loved by suburban moms so woooooooooooooooooooo