Rants about current music
Avoids listening to it
"Most people my age enjoys getting knocked up accidentally"
come on now, let's not counterjerk too hard. they both look grotesque
Any girl who would wear a shirt that said "YOLO GET MONEY FUCK BITCHEZ" is the kind of person I want to hang out with.
Killer rack, too.
The one on the right seems like she'd be a lot more fun to hang out with
That most of today's generation are #swagfags is true tho (i know this first-hand because i am 14)
40 Year Old Virgin
Most people my age:
Women don't look at me because I'm a Grandma's Boy, even though I hold down a job(I live on 22 Jump Street, my neighbors at 23 Jump Street have a young son so I'm The Sitter ), but I'm not Accepted by these Campus Ladies. I mean, it's not Rocket Science! Why can't women date Funny People, or a guy with a Megamind and a big heart? Well I've had it! This Is The End. No more good guy. From now on, I'll be bad. I'll be Superbad. True Story.
Oh. Now I feel stupid. Thanks a lot.
so your someone who's opinions are based on what's popular
and the other person is someone who's opinions are based on what's popular
A hipster wouldn't avoid new music.
Fun fact: There has never, in the history of humanity, been a person who described themselves as "deep" that actually was deep.
DAE like judging people by their appearance?
There's a horrible lack of sonic vore comics for a deviantart person.
that feel when no post-ironic yolo gf with big boobz
Counterjerking is the lifeblood of this sub. Get outta here pleb.
ahh the classic - new music is bad because it's new
Yeah you're a hipster, we get it.
we can be teenagers with your mom
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TIL all teenagers have group sex
I hate when people my age have friends.
40 year old virgin
Most people my age:
a black sheep is still a sheep
TIL, I was never a teenager :(
Pretty much everyone is deep sometimes.
It's just whether or not you think that it makes you special, having an extremely common positive quality
thanks for the warning, that almost spooked me to death.
Yeah I wouldn't really like a friend who is prone to ranting.
This was made by a 14 year old no doubt
Blames other women for "starting shit"
I guess it shouldn't be too much of a surprise that this person is a hypocrite. She's only young.
First rule of being a hipster is denying you're a hipster. Seems like OP is on top of that ball.
I'm just gonna watch some hidden gems like Death Note
nothing personnel kid
Deliberately not listening to music because just it's popular as opposed to just not being into it
totally not a sheep
man you're not getting jokes all over the place
Notice how the girl on the left looks boring and unattractive and the girl on the right has big tits and has fun.
Lol this is the best
my braindead fuckwad cousin's been known to say some deep philosphical stuff sometimes. even when he's not high.
Also no yaoi.
A hipster denies being a "hipster" but doesn't deny the symptoms; they claim to be into things that are so new and bleeding-edge that others haven't yet heard of them, they don't "avoid" what's new.
In visual art (and while I use that term very loosely here, this is visual art) appearances are important for judging a character.
It's ok man, I whooshed too.
And a wise one at that!
Actually her username includes the word "Hedgie".
No ur the best <3
Kanye West is [le]terally the best musician of all time and forever.
I judge people based on their grammar.
Honestly no, I'd also rather do quiet things and not fuck multiple dudes. #boringlife
But what if u get her preggers dude it says right there she'll blame that shit on you
You wanna go to jail or something?
Its tru im 13 n I have sex every day and smoke like 12 pots toothug90zgangsta
Fuck wait guyz how do I hashtag again?
i was angry now im scared
Eh, last night's orgy wasn't as good as Friday's.
oh no getting drunk is such a terrible thing
why isn't everybody else like me and watch a good anime that nobody knows about
That person just can't draw, nothing a bit of practice couldn't fix.
It was all Jonah Hill.
His name is useful to remember when you're driving, since it stands for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive and Left!
I believe Mark Prindle once described some music act or other as "Beyond Vomitous"
That is how I will describe this fucking thing
lil weyne>wu tang fags
Oh no, the sexual repression of women back then must have been soooo hard on you m8
Accidentally opening this link in the middle of an ambient black metal album is one of the funniest mistakes of my life
Go on... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Am hipster, can confirm.
Those long conversations about emotions sound pretty deep.
thank Mr skeltal