They're notorious alcoholics
I hope to have an owl one day.
The feather should be Deal-with-it glasses. And when they fall off, the owl says "Fuck."
Among the worst pets you can have, sad but true. They look cute and fascinating but make horrible pets.
Serious answer: http://internationalowlcenter.org/owls-humans/owlsaspets
Yes. This needs to be done. People do your gif shenanigans and give me content