Dammit! I almost got it.

Dammit! I almost got it.

They're notorious alcoholics

I hope to have an owl one day.

ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ here.

owlcoholics

The feather should be Deal-with-it glasses. And when they fall off, the owl says "Fuck."

Among the worst pets you can have, sad but true. They look cute and fascinating but make horrible pets.

Serious answer: http://internationalowlcenter.org/owls-humans/owlsaspets

Yes. This needs to be done. People do your gif shenanigans and give me content

go home you stupid drunk ass owl