Do not feed him after midnight or get him wet. Trust me on this one.
"Mew" said the wretched fluff demon
I think they already have.
scary but so cute
CREASHURR OV DA NIGH
When a girl asks me to be sexy so I bite my lip for the photo
Owls and bats were never suppose to reproduce together. The resulting cute horror is not something mortal minds were meant to comprehend.
Fluff demon. Perfect name for this creature.
Looks like a very angry soot sprite from Studio Ghibli.
Where did you find this picture of me?
Creature! of the Night!
Creeaaaaatuuurrreee offff the nightttt!
"This is Kyle, my....dog..."
This is actually one of the cutest cats I've ever seen. How cute! And look how tiny the paws are! Aww!
Her name is Princess Monster Truck if this is the same cat I've seen on Instagram before.
Hey! That's princess beautiful monstertruck to you
Creature of the night?
Unexpected Space Ghost reference :D
Banjo! Banjo! Baaaanjooooooooo!
This is what happens when you consistently do both of those things.
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me! I wanna be diiiirrty!!
So this is a b'owl. Fitting.
Wait... it's like the combination of scary and cute. Also look at those two tooth
Creature of the Night! Ahhh!
Sending cute cat pictures is a great way to seduce me.
Angel* The eyes are too beautiful
Never thought my user name would ever be relevant but here we are
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Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me! Creature of the Night!
/sub/superbowl still works!
I was thinking the dog from Despicable Me lol
If I know my reddit like I think I do, say goodbye to your inbox
Cute orcish kitten.
Is that a langolier?
Looks like a drain clog
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
Long may she reign.
princessmonstertruck is the name of the insta page for anyone interested
I don’t mean to be insensitive, but what the fuck is it?
Janet? Brad? Rocky? Ugh?
Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?
I so came here to make the same reference. Got to it before I could! LOL :0 But just for the hell of it, one more can't hurt, CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!!!
"What kind of dog is that?"
"I....have no idea."
12/10 would be friends with that little dog.
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Holy shit it's taley-po. The old scary story from grade school. Looks just like the illustration in the book
Bring it on 😎
Straight out of a Neil Gaiman novel.
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This is the most horrifying aww I've ever seen. But when you really look at it, the aww is there.
This is not aww, that is an ugly fucking cat
Thank you sir may I have another
Her name is Princess Monstertruck, enjoy!
I think it's a Persian kitten that is going to need a LOT of help grooming throughout its life. Or maybe that's a built-in comb.
That's me in the morning before coffee.
Yeah the chupa thingy.
HEY HO HEY DON'T TOUCH ME
Ask him if he likes beans.
Only his ears look standard issue.
Those things cant mew, they can only snarfle and make gaspy sounds.
Is that Princess Monster Truck?
What the hell is that thing?
rips off another strip of paper
Yeah. You're Batman.
Can I be in the screenshot?
For years I thought she was saying “Rewie chewie fulfill me!” I at least got the last half of it right.
CREASHURR OV DA NIGH
And pineapple upside down cake
Why’s it upside down?
WHY’S IT UPSIDE DOWN?!
Nah, this isn't her. But it is a similar looking cat.
QUIT BEING LAZY! YOU GOT A B+!?! YOU ARE A LAZY LAZY! THE LANGOLIERS ARE GOING TO EAT YOU YOU LAZY BOY!
I feel like I am insane sometimes when I see certain pictures like these and just don't feel anything close to "aww", but everyone in the comment section is acting like it is just the cutest cat ever... Maybe I truly am insane
I'm trying to decide whether Fluff Demon feels more wiry or greasy or soft or spiky like the top of a fauxhawk. How does he clean himself with those crazy teefs?
Now I'll be singing that song all day...thanks.
Moar teefs fer t’e WAAAAAGH!
That cat looks like it should be in a Tim Burton film.
I'm still debating whether this fluff demon is real or not. He looks like something you'd find on deviantART or Etsy.
Work work work
Oh we were so young and naive back then....
Because this cat is so comically ugly that she's cute. Kinda like when a movie is so stupid it's funny.
That is a dog?!?
Wow that's the devil himself. But cute