Coo

Coo

hey man if you're into that cool but some people might actually be serious so be careful

OP has never heard of a Chicago Sunroof?

Hatoful Girlfriend?

An Alabama Hotpocket? A Maui Mudslide? A Panamanian Petting Zoo?

/sub/hatofulboyfriend is leaking

It's a reference to Better Call Saul.

How can there be so many fucking names for this?

After three years of reddit why am I even surprised anymore when I stumble across another fresh hell.

Ha! I freaking loved it!

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

The game is actually really good considering the whole pigeon thing

Way to pigeonhole her.

sempai

triggered

37cm 😏😏

s-s-s-sssempai!

oh thank god

It's actually a pretty cool dystopian sci-fi masquerading as a dime-a-dozen dating sim, but I wouldn't recommend it unless you're already into anime. Lots of tropes and references.

OKU-SAN NEEDS PUDDING!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yes, but… wetter.

Size of boobs? I mean...

Size of bird?

Just copied this from Urban Dictionary

"When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal"

What the actual Fuck

What's a Maui Mudslide? Is that like a Cleveland Steamer?

Dee is doing online dating again? That bitch.

/sub/cobblesquat

Alabama hot pocket is when you shit in a vagina

Underrated copypasta

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Mmm talk birdy to me baby

what's wrong... goushugin sama.

What does this mean

I enjoy a good old fashioned Alaskan Pipeline

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

I dunno OP. I think she'll be a one shit wonder

Tinder - Nikola Tesla edition

WOW. That is probably the oddest thing I've read in a long time. Where exactly does panama fit into this equation though

Ive had this bookmarked for ages. Its time is here

because people are fucked

Size of bird boobs?😏😏

Streamed it on twitch and got 3 people watching. Most viewers I've ever had.

Makes me feel bad for anyone named Dakota...

Isn't space docking a frozen turd in lieu of a dildo?

Then /sub/fixthedamnpipes !

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Beckeh used to lemme smash...

wtf is a Panama Petting Zoo?