Here we see him preparing for a sit down to discuss territorial matters with Chief Powerade.
This, this is why I reddit
Dart Bowl Cafe sounds like the place I'm gonna die one night
And he has decided.... there can be only one supreme ruler of these lands. This bowling alley isn't big enough for both of us
These youngsters with their crazy clothes and hairstyles and choice of music.
I'm waiting for Colonel Coca Cola to show up and claim manifest destiny on that vending machine.
Dart Bowl is my new favourite sith lord
The senate will decide his fate.
He is the Senate.
"excuse me sir, do you have a reservation?"
Am I the only one who read this as "chief Vietnam water" the first time
Just like how the Americans fuckin' owned the natives and took their land
When is bingo again?
And no respect for the elders
Blood will flow. And it will be jam-packed with Vitamin B.
It's next Saturday dude. Don't worry I'll pick you up.
Lol Vitaminwater is owned by coca cola.
A surprise to be sure
As someone with Dasani nation blood, I'm offended by this cultural appropriation.
The mighty warrior Red Bull Gives You Wings was not in attendance
But a welcome one.
Clear case of cultural appropriation. Baby boomers have no respect for 80s punks.
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resists technological advancements and social trends
I feel a little less dyslexic. Thank you, Retidd.
Dude, it's how I pre-game.
Looks like he's making a bowling reservation.
Go go go go go go go Chieftan
It's ya birthday
We gonna blow smoke rings on ya birthday
Gonna scalp the white man like it's ya birthday
Do the rain dance even tho it's not your birthday
I am the Senate.
I'm looking for the Senate.
50 cent will be in attendance.
Today is Saturday?
Wait, today is Saturday?
They're going to have a pow-wowerade.
It's so inclusive, even aging white men with wacky headdresses are welcome there!
Corporate paid me $20 to post it.
But did they have a flag?
Only a powerist deals in absolutes.
From my point of view, Vitamin Water is evil.
If we hurry, we can still make it in time for the sale.
. Now it's up to you to get there and complete your narrative.
I'm still jackin to it either way.
I put the "sex" in dyslexia.
I didn't know the French settled there before us.
complain about things being more expensive
liking older music intensifies
Every time someone opens a bottle of Coca Cola in front of him, a single tear rolls down his cheek.
My favorite thing about /sub/prequelmemes is that even though you know all of them, eventually one of them will make you laugh.
Wait.. This isn't porn?
Wait, this site isn't just for porn? I'm confused.
Am I the only one
Thanks a lot David Lynch, I guess
Only one, i am the last
I almost woke up my wife laughing at this.
That's what I get for checking Reddit juuust once more before bed.
Now there's blood everywhere.
Unless it's cripple porn - it's more available here than anywhere else. DISCLAIMER: I have never viewed cripple porn.
- pctombs, cripple porn enthusiast.
Is it treason then?
complain to millennials that they shouldn't make more money
Probably a white one
Oh I don't think so.
how many in your party?
Wipes tear Gets me everything.
Trail of vitamin tears
I live around the corner. Try the lazer room. Also the enchiladas. Also be nice to the bartendress or you get NOTHING.
Take your upvote and get out.
One day a while back, my coworker was like "dude, we gotta go to this bowling alley for enchiladas, they were voted best enchiladas in Austin". I'm like, okay, a little unusual, but that's par for the course in Austin.
We go, get the enchiladas, and I'm thinking to myself "they're alright, but how did they get awarded best in Austin". As I'm checking out, I see a small award behind the register:
VOTED BEST ENCHILADAS IN AUSTIN
Aw, we were all gonna move there and act super normal and drive all the housing prices up. More. I figured I'd take your apartment after you get kicked out because you can't make the rent and then I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of turning your favorite bar into a McDonald's.
If we hurry, we can still make this Saturday into next Saturday...
Part of me wants this to become a thing - going to Dart Bowl to take your very own Chief Vitamin Water picture, embellished and adorned however you see fit. Make it an Austin must.
Stealth ad. Funny pic, but just remember it's sugary water and doesn't even taste good. Just remember that.
REEEEEE That's offense ! Cultural appropriation!!! REEEEEE
Vitamin Water is the path to quackery, Vitamin Water leads to herbal remedies, herbal remedies lead to homeopathy, homeopathy leads to stupidity.
When does the prequel memes gold train start??!?!!?
I'm not sure Chief Coca-Cola would approve of his sons warring over territory.
Of course you don't know that, you're American.
See the sticky comment
I thank you not to appropriate my cultural custom of placing an empty drinking vessel on one's head to prove one's prowess at imbibing beverage while yelling "Wooooooo" by integrating it into your silly practice involving bird feathers. My white college fuckboy culture is an ancient and noble practice, and should not be simply claimed by native americans because it involves putting things on a head.
Chef Vietnam Water here. Didn't know what to expect but it wasn't this. Scroll up...fuck I can't read.
It's in Austin. Those enchiladas are so good you could die. Pretty close I guess
They have these skillet enchiladas that are amazing.
No it doesn't. Stay out. Austin is full.
For any one in the austin area there is a gay bowling league that plays here that could use some more friendly players we are called the Austin Gamblers and you don't need to be gay just be a nice person :).
It's boners then
In disappointment he looks upon the Gatorade drinking patrons "they will soon regret this insult to my people", he says.
Your majesty if I'm elected, I promise to bring upvotes and gold to the Karma Republic.
Vitamin water is owned by coke tho
And when the white man came for his glorious water he did not turn them away, he said... Vitamin
wot in ternation
This is hilarious. Thank you for the lols.
Someone who is intimately engaged in First Nations culture, language, history, and rights
Daniel Day Lewis is that you