Chief Vitamin Water surveys his domain

Chief Vitamin Water surveys his domain

Here we see him preparing for a sit down to discuss territorial matters with Chief Powerade.

This, this is why I reddit

Dart Bowl Cafe sounds like the place I'm gonna die one night

And he has decided.... there can be only one supreme ruler of these lands. This bowling alley isn't big enough for both of us

These youngsters with their crazy clothes and hairstyles and choice of music.

Bingo!

I'm waiting for Colonel Coca Cola to show up and claim manifest destiny on that vending machine.

Dart Bowl is my new favourite sith lord

The senate will decide his fate.

He is the Senate.

"excuse me sir, do you have a reservation?"

Am I the only one who read this as "chief Vietnam water" the first time

Just like how the Americans fuckin' owned the natives and took their land

Hear! Hear!

When is bingo again?

And no respect for the elders

Blood will flow. And it will be jam-packed with Vitamin B.

It's next Saturday dude. Don't worry I'll pick you up.

Roger Roger

Lol Vitaminwater is owned by coca cola.

incoherent grumbling

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dart Bowl the Gifted? I thought not. It's not a story the alleys would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Bowl was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to get strikes... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even make strikes across multiple lanes with multiple balls. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was throwing a split, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he wore a groove in his home lane, then his perfectly throw ball overhooked. It's ironic he could throw strikes on every lane, but not his own.

A surprise to be sure

As someone with Dasani nation blood, I'm offended by this cultural appropriation.

The mighty warrior Red Bull Gives You Wings was not in attendance

poops pants

next Saturday

But a welcome one.

Clear case of cultural appropriation. Baby boomers have no respect for 80s punks.

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resists technological advancements and social trends

I feel a little less dyslexic. Thank you, Retidd.

Dude, it's how I pre-game.

Looks like he's making a bowling reservation.

Go go go go go go go Chieftan

It's ya birthday

We gonna blow smoke rings on ya birthday

Gonna scalp the white man like it's ya birthday

Do the rain dance even tho it's not your birthday

I am the Senate.

I'm looking for the Senate.

50 cent will be in attendance.

Today is Saturday?

Wait, today is Saturday?

They're going to have a pow-wowerade.

The Dart Bowl is an Austin institution! Linklater shot scenes for Boyhood there, and the cafe is famous for its enchiladas.

It's so inclusive, even aging white men with wacky headdresses are welcome there!

The Dart Bowl is an Austin institution! Linklater shot scenes for Boyhood there, and is famous for its enchiladas.

It's so inclusive, even aging white men with wacky headdresses are welcome there!

Corporate paid me $20 to post it.

But did they have a flag?

Only a powerist deals in absolutes.

From my point of view, Vitamin Water is evil.

If we hurry, we can still make it in time for the sale.

Not yet

this is the place. Now it's up to you to get there and complete your narrative.

. Now it's up to you to get there and complete your narrative.

I'm still jackin to it either way.

I put the "sex" in dyslexia.

I didn't know the French settled there before us.

complain about things being more expensive

liking older music intensifies

Every time someone opens a bottle of Coca Cola in front of him, a single tear rolls down his cheek.

My favorite thing about /sub/prequelmemes is that even though you know all of them, eventually one of them will make you laugh.

Wait.. This isn't porn?

Wait, this site isn't just for porn? I'm confused.

Am I the only one

Probably not

Thanks a lot David Lynch, I guess

Yup!

Chief PowWowerade.

Only one, i am the last

I almost woke up my wife laughing at this.

That's what I get for checking Reddit juuust once more before bed.

Now there's blood everywhere.

She's dead.

The end.

Unless it's cripple porn - it's more available here than anywhere else. DISCLAIMER: I have never viewed cripple porn.

- pctombs, cripple porn enthusiast.

Is it treason then?

complain to millennials that they shouldn't make more money

Probably a white one

Oh I don't think so.

how many in your party?

Wipes tear Gets me everything.

Trail of vitamin tears

Not yet.

I live around the corner. Try the lazer room. Also the enchiladas. Also be nice to the bartendress or you get NOTHING.

Take your upvote and get out.

One day a while back, my coworker was like "dude, we gotta go to this bowling alley for enchiladas, they were voted best enchiladas in Austin". I'm like, okay, a little unusual, but that's par for the course in Austin.

We go, get the enchiladas, and I'm thinking to myself "they're alright, but how did they get awarded best in Austin". As I'm checking out, I see a small award behind the register:

DART BOWL

VOTED BEST ENCHILADAS IN AUSTIN

AUSTIN-AMERICAN STATESMAN

1992

Aw, we were all gonna move there and act super normal and drive all the housing prices up. More. I figured I'd take your apartment after you get kicked out because you can't make the rent and then I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of turning your favorite bar into a McDonald's.

If we hurry, we can still make this Saturday into next Saturday...

Part of me wants this to become a thing - going to Dart Bowl to take your very own Chief Vitamin Water picture, embellished and adorned however you see fit. Make it an Austin must.

Stealth ad. Funny pic, but just remember it's sugary water and doesn't even taste good. Just remember that.

Sigh... unzips

REEEEEE That's offense ! Cultural appropriation!!! REEEEEE

Possibly

Vitamin Water is the path to quackery, Vitamin Water leads to herbal remedies, herbal remedies lead to homeopathy, homeopathy leads to stupidity.

When does the prequel memes gold train start??!?!!?

I'm not sure Chief Coca-Cola would approve of his sons warring over territory.

Of course you don't know that, you're American.

See the sticky comment

I thank you not to appropriate my cultural custom of placing an empty drinking vessel on one's head to prove one's prowess at imbibing beverage while yelling "Wooooooo" by integrating it into your silly practice involving bird feathers. My white college fuckboy culture is an ancient and noble practice, and should not be simply claimed by native americans because it involves putting things on a head.

Chef Vietnam Water here. Didn't know what to expect but it wasn't this. Scroll up...fuck I can't read.

It's in Austin. Those enchiladas are so good you could die. Pretty close I guess

They have these skillet enchiladas that are amazing.

No it doesn't. Stay out. Austin is full.

For any one in the austin area there is a gay bowling league that plays here that could use some more friendly players we are called the Austin Gamblers and you don't need to be gay just be a nice person :).

It's boners then

In disappointment he looks upon the Gatorade drinking patrons "they will soon regret this insult to my people", he says.

Your majesty if I'm elected, I promise to bring upvotes and gold to the Karma Republic.

Vitamin water is owned by coke tho

And when the white man came for his glorious water he did not turn them away, he said... Vitamin

wot in ternation

This is hilarious. Thank you for the lols.

Signed,

Someone who is intimately engaged in First Nations culture, language, history, and rights

Daniel Day Lewis is that you

Not yet.