Bra korvår i år.

Bra korvår i år.

Sweddit at its finest!.

a tradition in Sweden is to share how the yearly forest sausage harvest is going, some years you have good forest fires which makes the sausage extra smokey like this year, so indeed we have a very good sausage year as you can see in the photos.

I do not know what is going on here

Det ser ut som du råkat plocka några grillare. Även om de i folkmun kallas för korvar så är de tekniskt sett inte korvarter. De är inte giftiga dock.

Så här är det. Du säger att grillare inte är en korv.

Tillhör den korvfamiljen? Nej, ingen säger emot det.

Själv är jag en vetenskapsman som studerar korvar, och jag ska säga dig, speciellt inom vetenskapen, säger alla att grillare är korvar. Om du vill vara "specifik" som du sa. Borde du det också. Dom är samma sak.

Om du säger "korvfamiljen" så menar du den taxonomiska gruppen Korvidae som inkludar allt från pölsekorv till isterband.

Så din anledning till att inte kalla en grillare en korv är för att vanligt folk säger "dom där denniskorvarna".

Håll du din trut, jänkarjävel!

Goddamnit, this thread is like downloading a movie and discovering that it's got hardcoded swesubs.

Haha, fuck off Sweden. I just woke up and got conned into googling Swedish forest sausage.

They are wild, almost all sausages here in Sweden are growing free.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WGcnm89rJbQ/UkX0SVpdi5I/AAAAAAAAHPE/AmZbPQVi-aQ/s1600/1255158_10151687217858786_1812911116_n.jpg

Can bekräfta that there are some nicely grilled specimens in and around Ramnäs/brandområdet in Sala. It regns a lot dock so be kvick about det!

Har ett falukörvsställe som bara jag känner till.

You have to google in Swedish, or else it won't work.

Så här i korvplockningstider vill jag påminna er alla om att vara noggranna när ni artbestämmer korvarna ni plockar. Somliga typer av dansk pølse går nämligen att missta för vanlig svensk kokkorv om man inte är försiktig. Den danska pølsen är mycket giftig och orsakar svullnader i svalget vilket kan bidra till grötigt och osammanhängande tal. Den ansvarsfulle korvplockaren har alltid med sig en god kokbok, såsom Tore Wretmans Svensk husmanskost (http://www.adlibris.com/se/bok/svensk-husmanskost-9789137131702), som en användbar hjälpreda för att kunna särskilja ätbara svenska korvar ifrån deras danska motsvarigheter.

se till att äta ifrån hela korvcirkeln

De är fridlysta i stora delar av Sverige, låt dem växa.

All sausages in Sweden grow in the wild. In the 50-60s there used to be a quite flourishing industry with sausage farmers, but the introduction of the imported foreign sausages which cost much less, rendered the sausage farming business pretty much unprofitable. The last farmer to shut down was Korvorvar, this was in the late 70s.

No, in Sweden it's a common thing to go on a sausage hunt (korvjakt or korvplock) early fall/late summer. It's mostly for the kids and seniors, though, unless your mother is insistent on doing it "the old way" out of pure nostalgia. Most people just get their sausages from the grocery store, although recently there was a debate about the toxicity about the chemicals used whilst farming sausages.

American here, I saw this on /sub/all, and now I'm rather unnerved. I think it's some kind of Swedish plot to plant sausage missile silos in the hopes of launching a smörgåsbord attack on Denmark... but I could be wrong.

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Whatever is going on here I fucking love it

http://i.imgur.com/GSftuQ5.gif

Nja, har hört att pölsan sprider sig som ogräs. Var på din vakt.

yes yes! we also have otroligt musty princesausage´s growing in hufudstaden Stockholm.

Den ovane korvplockaren bör vara lite försiktig när man plockar falukorv. Då de båda är röda, är det en förväxlingskorv med pølse. Men du ser skillnad på att pølsen är mindre, smalare och dummare.

Handskas med det!

I am so sad that I had to move when my visa expired. I really wish I could have stayed for the korv harvest.

Edit: Especially the bacon and cheese filled korv. They don't have these in my homeland (California) or my current home (New Zealand). Fuck I miss them so much.

Are the Swedes trolling us?

Ligger det jämte pastejköket? =]

Koskenkorven är sällsynt but a wonderful find as well.

Den är egentligen inte giftig, men innehåller ett potent bedövningsmedel. Det räcker med en tugga för att tappa artikulationsförmågan i flera månader.

Det va würst va det växer

Rød pølse är ju giftig, så den går inte att äta! Danskarnas biologiska krigföring...

You can get these in almost every shop in Denmark.

The annual sausage harvest is a tradition in Sweden during early fall/late summer.

erm.... ok. Are those wild sausages, or are they farmed ?

Underbart! Synd att korv inte växer i Skåne.

It's the yearly sausage harvest in Sweden. OP is sharing his find.

Emelie tyckte korven var god
http://imgur.com/gZvQ3yf

Emelie tyckte korven var god

Tjosan, din jävel!

Jag har hört att området kring Korvatunturi ska vara bland de bästa i Finland.

For any skåning out there, det finns ett great dotted sausage plejs strax utanför Höör.

Dude... Come on...

HHAHAHAHAHHAHHA original jokes

You'll know when one hits you in the face

Oj, både murkorv och korvareller!

Mmmn, free-range sausages, the way Odin intended.

I'm so blacksick of you, in Borlänge är det very dåligt with grilled specimens

Well technically there is a sausage picking tax that was established by Gustav II Adolf in 1620.

The sausages were needed to feed the Swedish army. But instead of outlawing sausage picking which would have sow discourse in the public and cause several companies like the east Indian company to abandon their sausage export that the Swedish army relied upon.

He instead taxed it and made it a subsidize to other foods and support for the army. It was a brilliant tactical move that ensured that the main Swedish force survived the hard winter of 1624.

Back to my point this tax was never actually written out and like the TV-lisens it is still occasionally forced on citizens even though it is out dated and no longer serves its purpose.

TL;DR The king wants his sausages.

I love it how /sub/sweden just occasionally pops up with some totally random shit that I do not understand.

Stick them in the ground? That's silly. They simply grow in the forest.

Ät toppslätskorvar! Du blir skithög, eller som vi brukar säga "grillad".

I think it's a dansk trying to spread false propaganda.

The yearly sausage harvest has begun and OP has scored big time!

Jag visste väll att korv egentligen är vegetariskt. I fortsättningen ska jag äta mycket mer av den.

And success! Jänkarna är helt fundersamma över våra korvar :D

While Gustav II Adolf signed the law, it was actually the brainchild of his Chancellor, Axel Oxenstierna and was kept, despite protests (mainly from the nobility, but the peasants too) by the Chancellor after the death of the King. Queen Kristina made sausages tax-free for nobility by the rank of count, but that was rescinded during the reductions of her successor, Karl X Gustav.

södra dalarna, då måste den vara lite rökig också skulle jag kunna tänka mig.

Tänk på att behandla eventuell fotkorv och korv i underlivet nu när det är säsong!

It's nice to see Falukorv in it's natural environment.

Korv i underlivet behandlas bäst med handpåläggning har jag hört.

Hur är det med isterbanden?

If you don't speak Swedish and aren't sure what's going on, this is the photo for you. ^

To really appreciate this joke, you have to start by reading up on the Swedish principles of The Right Of Public Access, because as you can see at the end, it is your damn responsibility!

The Right of Public Access (Allemansrätten) is unique and the most important base for recreation in Sweden, providing the possibility for each and everyone to visit somebody else's land, to take a bath in and to travel by boat on somebody else's waters, and to pick the wild flowers, mushrooms, berries. It is Your responsibility to have knowledge about the rules concerning the Right of Public Access!

http://www.geonord.org/law/publ.access.html

As someone from /sub/all.... Wut

Sweden, literally phenomenal at everything.

also screw denmark

Jag hittade en salami i södra dalarna, dem är riktigt sällsynta så här tidigt på året.

Ahh, svenska skämt <3

This is exactly what I needed on a cloudy Thursday morning in Cincinnati Ohio. Fantastic. Thanks SwedenBros.

Korvidae

Jag dör

No, they är all wild. Or free range if you önskar

Of course you do! Now go outside and play, the grown-ups are talking.

Sharing our sausagse with DANSKJÄVLARNA? Are you crazy?

Not just Yanks bro, Aussies too. I basically google translated every comment here just to confirm i was looking at sausages in a forest. Enjoy the harvest my blonde, tall, somehow more tanned than us friends!

Vilken korvfest!

Vi måste få upp denna på /sub/all alltså

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Korv i Korvatunturi... I'm out of here.

Well, that dispelled some long held stereotypes about Swedish girls.

What.

Actually it goes a little farther back than that, but you are mostly correct.

The ruler of the Southern Scandinavian area in the early 1500s was king Christian II of Denmark, and he had many policies put into effect that limited Sausage picking and heavily taxed the small amount of Sausage you could pick with your permit. Denmark's sausage market had already crashed due to prior inflation and poor taxation, and they definitely did not want the Swede's interfering with Denmark's second most widely harvested delicacy.

Many are unaware that the Swedish War of Liberation in 1523, led by Gustaf Vasa was actually an elaborate plot to allow for free picking of Sausages once more.

And the various varietes of korv that can be found in the wild of course.

pictures of sausages in front page .... uhh

Åh, du...

Exactly. Hotdogs in their natural surroundings.

musty princesausage

lol

Fuck Off Sweden

This would make a good t shirt. Maybe a white tank top with block letters? Kinda overdone though. Maybe green half shirt with comic sans letters? Show off the happy trail, wear some jorts with it.

Is the princesausage julmusty or påskmusty?

I am not sure what is going on, but I am glad that it is going on.

Vilken fantastisk skörd OP. Har själv varit ute och knatat i skog och mark på jakt efter korvar, men bara hittat en massa kantareller. Besvikelsen är total i hushållet just nu.

Har taggat dig som Korv-Unidan nu.

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Honestly if we just lowered sausage imports by 90 percent we'd be supporting local farmers and freeing up money that could be better used elsewhere. Like supporting local initiatives in foreign countries, places that are in desperate need of support.

blacksick

topplel.

Yeah, sweden came out on top, yet again. Sorry, rest of the world.

extra mycket korvhalt

Här är dessertkocken, tillika bildernas upphovsman: http://instagram.com/jimmywigh

Vad gör man med allting när man fått hem det? Jag funderar på nått sånt här till i år: http://i.imgur.com/4i9AY2Y.jpg

http://www.reddit.com/r/sweden/comments/2e5nte/i_just_moved_to_sweden_from_the_usa_can_you_help/cjwd3cn

Vad gör man med allting när man fått hem det? Jag funderar på nått sånt här till i år:

http://www.reddit.com/sub/sweden/comments/2e5nte/i_just_moved_to_sweden_from_the_usa_can_you_help...

Ja se upp för det för bövelen! De innehåller flera ensymer man som Swänsk inte mår bra av att konsumera. Hela munhålan sväller upp och allt man säger blir oförståeligt. Även andrahands-pølse kan leda till svårigheter med att uttala 'r' och 'å' ljud korrekt. Vid långvarig exponering kan detta tillstånd till och med bli permanent.