Boomerang skills

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I threw a boomerang once but it didn't come back. Now I live my life in constant fear

I don't even have to google this to know it's a Mitch Hedberg joke.

On deck girl on the left with one boomerang is like....oh well

She throws them and they come back to her because of the way that they are.

"I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to, too"

Somebody passed their chunin exams

Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

I saw Sailor Venus.

Nobody told her they had already booked a boomerang act.

Yuffie from Final Fantasy 7

Indeed I am.

How can she execute this so perfectly? Can someone please explain?

Interestingly, they are that way because they are boomerangs

What are the odds that a boomerang act is right, in front of her? Unless of course this is a huge boomerang, competition in which case she is still, completely screwed.

I was gonna stay overnight at my friend's house, he said "You're going to have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity. Got me again! You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall!

Castlevania expert.

So I'm not the only one who saw that.

I just received multiple erections. Wow that was impressive

Edit: Thanks double dick guy

An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.

Really expecting more Sokka comments...

I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Then it hit me.

Yeezus Chris, I was wondering how the commas could be so bad.

Every picture of you is of when you were younger.

This attack needs to be in a ninja movie.

I thought the boomerangs had razor sharp edges :(

I walked by a drycleaner at 3 a.m. The sign said, "Sorry, we're closed". You don't have to be sorry. It's 3 a.m. and you're a drycleaner.

I think this is the first time I've seen /u/tejmar outside of his usual haunt

Isn't that neat?

The way these boomerangs are bent affects the distance of the circle that they make when you throw them. She's arranged them so that they each take a different flight path giving her time to catch them all. I have one of these boomerangs.

I have one of these boomerangs.

Are you the other girl on stage?

This one made me laugh so hard

this reminds me of a prank that my dad did. he went to the store for some milk and haven seen him in 13 years. such a prankster he is

It's neat because of the way that it is.

They look like the Paramount Pictures stars that fly around the Matterhorn.

;)

"something-something-spinning-shuriken storm! HIYA!"

Double Dick Dude, is that you? Are you back??

I used to know a joke about a boomerang. It's all coming back to me now

The sign shouldn't say "escalator temporarily out of service". What it should say is "escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience"

She ain't got shit on Black Dynamite.

But.. that's not a boomerang. :/ is Australian indigenous

I seriously though there were CGI stars for some reason before I read the title.

Found the next overwatch character

"What the fuck Kristy, they specifically said one 'rang only, you fucking bitch."

this 1 by aliens for the truth

this boomerang vid is sponsored by Final Destination 7.

And , they won't allow us to try and land without trying to shoot us down. But we have talked to some of your leaders to try.

He doesn't know, it went over his head.

LegendS lol

One of the top novelty accounts, good sir. Of course, he is a bot, as are we all.

Hey sexy.

I went to his post history to see what circle he's from. I was... surprised.

Is Sivir meta again?

I don't think boomerang is coming back this time!

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

Sorry for the convenience.

"Spinny Boomerang Tornado no jutsu!"

Don't change

Look at me! Look at me! I can do it too!

Throw em backwards and jump over them for infinite range. Wonder if ancient people ever figured out that trick for long distance warfare.

Didn't you see this episode? It came -before- the chunin exams.

"Tenten's Secret Training: Paper Boomerang Shuriken Theater?! Guy-sensei's Insanity!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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(Or "Brown and sticky." if you like metajokes.)

"HA HA! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!"

I tend to have that effect on people

Holy fucking shit that was his actual username? I was just referring to him as that...I made it up on the spot. Damn, he's stlil a regular redditor??

Is there a character that could EVEN TOUCH Tenten? Let alone defeat her. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Tenten. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Tenten either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Tenten with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with her Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in her so she has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

Boomerang!! You really do come back!

They Don't Think It Be Like It Is But It Do

"It's 2am, and you are a dry cleaners. It would be unreasonable of me to expect you to be open!"

That username was an accurate description. /u/doubledickdude actually has two dicks.

Asians

:))))

Boomer-aang

Tenten?

Do you think the dude's name was "auto"? Now that's funny.

This shirt is dry clean only, which means IT'S DIRTYYY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLl4b_doNtk

Ive been watching failarmy for long enough to know that if a guy is doing something dubious in a video then the other person is going to end up injured.

Neat

I feel strange.

All these sexy usernames.

More like a Steven Wright joke. But close enough

Damn ottocorrect

pretty final destinationy too what they did to the 1s we did talk to

They let me out to play for the day (:

I like the concept of boomerang huckers having their own slang.

Did you check out my new 'rang? Man, look at that guys boom!

Damn it auto, you have lupus.

So what's the joke?

Equivalently, Yuffie as featured in Kingdom Hearts.

That or Sivir

Neither is space sword:'(

He's good at hide and seek and you have a terrible memory.

Yup, that pose at the end cinches it.

Black Dynamite is hands down the hardest I've ever laughed at a movie

A friend asked if I wanted a frozen banana I said "no" but I want a regular one later so "yeah"

Not even close! Is Non-Indigenous Australian

And that was the most useful TenTen would ever feel.

It's the type of boomarang. I used some arcade game tickets to get a so called "roomarang" and its shockingly easily. They are made for kids...after aboutt 5 minutes I could easily zip it in circles in my room. Granted she's got it down...but the plus sign shape is so easy a kid could do it...as they say.

Hint: The key is to throw it perpendicular to the ground and flick your wrist as if you are throwing at the ground. She more or less does it in the video too.

MOMO NOOOOOOOO! YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!

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THE LEGEND

Sounds like it could be Steven Wright too