Bill Gates holding a sign.

Bill Gates holding a sign.
Take that, Apple!
Bill Gates likes to rub it in everyone's face.
as soon as I saw the AmA picture, I thought of this
Nice try, Bill.
When I'm not saving the planet, I like to paint.
http://i.imgur.com/FnNBReM.jpg
You don't have to be so smug about it Bill
Thank you, you made this so much easier.

Potentially NSFW?

Thank you,

Potentially NSFW?

As if he doesn't chuckle maniacally to himself about this every so often...
http://imgur.com/BL6Tmhh

As if he doesn't chuckle maniacally to himself about this every so often...

Take that, Apple!
Bill Gates and his latest philanthropic high-tech project
Gates' biggest achievement
Bill gates' freedom of expression
A clean slate

Do use it for more great shops!

Do use it for more great shops!

Took me a while to notice the hammer.

The letters aren't connected ಠ_ಠ

Take that, Steve!
Wait for it.

"How did you crash a sheet of paper?"

"I had Vista loaded on it."

"That just raises further questions!"

Never would have noticed it if you didn't say anything.

http://i.imgur.com/lEEur89.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/iHd6tCX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tTfCAib.gif

Very subtle. I like it.

Bill don't need no physical constraints when he's sketchin the etch.

You dropped these:

, … .

Aaaaaand no it isn't.

thisisnotbillgates

Some people are just like that...

For ~6% of the population.

That's going on the quad-core refrigerator.

FTFY

It says "Starting Windows" on it.

Dark man dark, ... .

Srsly guise... he's giving $ away on FB!
Take that, Apple! Like a gangster!

Take that, Apple!

One of Windows finer features
http://www.boingboing.net/oimages/03_and_i_m_a_pc.jpg

And yes, we do. Other way around.

And yes, we do. Other way around.

.6%

FTFY

One day's work, bitches

That's not an etchasketch, it's the new Microsoft Surface.

You have high hopes

Jailbroken using external force.

I hope no one did this yet (it's a classic)

You have high hopes.

Bill Gates AMA proof

Posting this on my Facebook wall - hope my friends get it and run with it!

Not Steve Jobs?

Dark man dark

2013 will be the year of Linux desktop.

You used a different chair! Cheater!

Calvin peeing on things is the worst.

Gateception

http://i.imgur.com/iXRk3z9.jpg

I wonder what his main account is, then...

I've always wondered about this
He really feels bad about it

That wasn't 'shopped in.

When I saw his AMA, I got super confused because I thought he had died. Brainwashed? Steve Jobs lives on....

Stupid, but it was all I could think of

Stupid,

amabillionairetextmeplsrespond

"Screw the rules, I have money".

I hope this shows up in my newsfeed soon.

Apparently, he's a fan!

http://i.imgur.com/iZyZGYn.jpg

Apparently, he's a fan!

He burns money to save money on his heating bill.

Shameless marketing

That's funny, but Aperature always reminded me of Apple and Black Mesa as windows. Of course, Black Mesa has a gun that looks suspiciously like the Gravity Gun. (Or the other way around?)

"I am not a clever man"

Still trying to delete this photo from the Internet
His birth certificate

referencing This

referencing This

I agree. Bill Watterson specifically didn't license the image so that his work wouldn't get corrupted....how in the fuck did that turn into Calvin peeing on things?

It doesn't even make any sense...Dennis the Menace I could understand.

You spelled "Bill" incorrectly.

I see that the screen is darker but I don't know why...

Verifications require your redddit username.

jumps over chair and runs out of room

It was a shitty submission, kind of adds to it.

I also just noticed the Reddit Alien right next to it. Wow.

http://i.imgur.com/ACN6C.gif

I wish I could sign my own checks and still get payed...

There's a Mac in the background.

Nice font.

Sorry guys.

This guy...

I literally just created this. It's not a very original idea, but I can guarantee I didn't steal shit.

And here is proof. All the inside images spread out. I did not see the other post, it's purely coincidence.

I literally just created this. It's not a very original idea, but I can guarantee I didn't steal shit.

And here is . All the inside images spread out. I did not see the other post, it's purely coincidence.

So that's why he resigned
Art is not his strong point

he used to be tobey maguire?

This is all I could think of:

Billception

Edit: Some people think I stole Swaggycrow's image. I did not, we simply had the same idea (which isn't surprising given this image.) I made an animated gif to show the two so it's easy to see they are not the same.

And I rushed this so I could have something a little bit different. Sorry it's horrible, I am bad at this effect.

This is all I could think of:

Edit: Some people think I stole Swaggycrow's image. I did not, we simply had the same idea (which isn't surprising given this image.) I made an animated gif to show the two so it's easy to see they are not the same.

And I rushed this so I could have something a little bit different. Sorry it's horrible, I am bad at this effect.

"So then this little shit was like "Hey Bill, I watched porn on my mommy's computer, and I got a virus, how can I fix it", so I tells 'im "Hey little Timmy, you should delete system32", and the little shit believed me, because I'm Bill fuckin' Gates"

Haven't removed anything in about a week, I think.

It got /g/ here fast...

pls respond

(´・ω・`)

Damn you love removing things don't you.

That resembles G-Man so much ... I'm fucking scared as shit.

Really?

11... 10... 1...

Not with that attitude.

I agree. Calvin was never a malicious character. His destruction of property was a side affect of the various activities he did--not a deliberate maliciousness.

Bill hops on the "it gets better" campaign

I did this on my phone so bear with me

I did this on my phone so bear with me