That's not what black people do all day?
We, the white delegation, demand answers!
When someone looks at my computer screen, I always assume it has something to do with my ethnicity for some reason, so I waste my time with something extremely boring yet stereotypical.
So I'm really feeling this tweet.
helps cut the spiciness of white bread.
Just Google pictures of sand.
Being arab i really don't wanna play that game in a plane
Dude walked off plane thinking he soaked up 3 hours of culture
What's with the mayonnaise?
Mmm mmm, Kale and Mayo on white bread just like mother would have made if she didn't hire help to do it for her.
He is probably going to a job interview where he will now say something like "I have the ability and experience to understand and build relationships with people from many different backgrounds"
Alongside pictures of Anakin Skywalker
Sometimes I might accidentally glance at someones phone but only because the light and movements make me jumpy so I look and then think oh that's some dudes phone I should stop looking, then 5 seconds later I stop looking.
Look at pictures of weed in bags too so he thinks we are all drug dealers or just love the smell or something
But, like, durag memes right?
We're mainly at work looking at and sharing memes like everyone else.
Same here. Whenever I catch someone peeking, I search for "mayonnaise" or "new techniques for backing into parking spaces" just for laughs.
I promise if you can afford help, you got 12 grain bread with two wrappers
Is this not a durag meme? Are you not entertained?
Confuse the hell out of him by going to Breitbart.com, Foxnews.com, and for the hell of it have StormFront up on incognito
I'm white, I started a warehouse job where everybody but me was black. The one guy who gave me a chance before judging me saw my sandwich one day and exclaimed "Chaseus_Clay got that white people bread! You ain't never seen no black folk with bread like that" on an unrelated note, he is also my only known eskimo brother, shout out to Markus
Have an interview later, definitely using that line thanks
"i'm not addicted to coke, i just really like the smell"
We all know you only do that because he's Asian.
Similar situation a few years back. I was one of maybe 3 white dudes, and I was the youngest person there by 10-15 years.
I bake my own bread. Bringing people in a warehouse job free food is a great way to expand your social circle. The two best responses I ever heard:
"Fucking white folk even gentrifying bread now."
"I feel like I'm betraying my people, but this shit is good."
Sometimes I wish I still worked there.
the white delegation
Just wash it down with diet water.
I humbly declare racism to be over
How do you "pick up some Jerry Curl"?
Chipotle mayo has done wonders for me personally. I think it could bring us all together.
That plus misspelling Jheri just solidified how white OP is
Internet on a plane? What is this? The future?!
But it's course!
Diet water, casserole*
Of course it's coarse, that's why they call it sand not bland
I'm white as fuck and I love that shit
Gentrified Bread would make a dope band name.
That'll show those racists.
I declare bankruptcy
Tbf if I'm sitting that close to you because we're on a plane and I'm super bored I'll probably look at your screen as well. Especially if you're paying for in flight wifi.
No, they go on the black version of Amazon, Congo
think how far a good spicy mayonnaise would go in fixing race relations
It's Jheri god damnit
"I'll pass any drug test"... "As long as it's written"...
Cool. Wanna fuck or something? I call top.
I'm now imagining the Wolverine picture frame meme, except he's holding a picture of a vast desert.
Nah she was in the warehouse too, redbone with a fat ass and bold frames
Did I sound serious to you?
I tend to glance at people's screens all the time when they're watching a movie, regardless of their ethnicity. I guess the moving pictures distract me into doing it.
Obviously I'll keep my eyes to myself if there's anything else on screen though.
He didn't say it, he declared it...
The only caveat is that if they ask for examples you have to tell them about how you saw a black man du rag shopping on amazon for a few hours on a flight.
It is a hat-type accessory used to cover the top of one's head and are typically used to maintain waves and cornrowed hairstyles.
This has been a thing for a while now.
I always look up various types of juices and unseasoned boiled chicken.
I Google something like, "how to keep strangers from staring at your screen."
i mean ... giant shiny glowing rectangle ... any animal would glance at it.
seems like holding dude to higher standard than is possible for us humans.
I never said I paid for it. I just knew it was a thing.
scoffs in affluence
Right? I don't get it. Shit tastes like fucking mayonnaise.
Why would someone's ethnicity influence someone's decision to look at their computer screen?
Yall both bangin out that front desk girl.
I do this too accidentally. It's more about having constant motion in your peripheral vision. Your brain can't help but glance to see wtf is moving
It's called an "orienting response" as animals when we see a bright light we naturally want to check it out, even if just to quell our curiosity.
Nah, I'll switch it up and talk about the Arab I saw looking at sand.
Well I'm already butthurt right?
fuck no. allegient and frontier for life. gotta spend my money on things I can't do at home
When all you got to eat is boiled turnips during the winter you bet your ass you're slathering mayonnaise all over it.
You know you can't just say bankruptcy and expect anything to happen right?
if it's on my phone, I usually just text a friend "this cutie won't stop looking at my phone" and see where that takes me
Well, yeah. It's blackpeopletwitter. Just like hiphopheads, everyone is white.
It's complicated, now quit stalling and answer the question.
browsing StormFront on incognito
So you want him to seem like a casual? Make that shit your frontpage and throw one of down as your background.
He thinks it's like Soul Glo
People do this on the bus and train all the time. Stuck in traffic? Oooh what's he looking at?
And not just the men, but the women and the children too!
This title should be used as evidence for those people that honestly think this sub isn't young white dudes wearing digital black face.
So what's Durag and why is it associated with black people ?
That's genius. I'm gonna start doing that
Hopefully it's only overweight old Hispanic men who are looking.
Let your Soul Glo. ♪
I call top
Oh come on, kale is delicious on its own, mayo has way too strong of a flavor to mix the two.
You use mayo with unseasoned boiled chicken.
this shit right here is the truth
I love that the RES expansion for that just pops a big white box that says "You did something wrong."
What if you started to look up pure white ones
My first construction job I found out the Mexicans bring a full loaf of bread and the full package bologna and make their sandwich there. They don't seem to fuck around with bringing a premade sandwich
Make sure to lovingly caress the screen as you long for it.
I like this. I used to have a friend who would constantly look over at my computer or phone whenever I was doing something. Eventually I came up with a way to combat this.
There was circulating in our friend group about switching the tab to Harriet Tubman to pretend you're working on something important. So any time he would look at my phone or see what I was doing on the computer I would pretend I didn't notice and then open up a new tab to google Harriet Tubman. Now whenever I see someone doing this my natural response is to just search Harriet Tubman and look at pictures until they stop.
Well think of all the commonly used spices today. How many of them can grow in northern Europe? Probably none of them. There's a reason that, say, Scottish or German restaurants arent even close to being as widespread as Indian restaurants. Mayo is from Spain & France, and white people have been using it in their cooking for hundreds of years as something more flavorful than a lot of locally grown European foods of old.
Plus that shit be tasty.
"Who has the best deals on fried chicken?"
Black people. AMiRIGGHT?