How the heck is this funny...
No conception video?
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Any abdomen that has made a new person from scratch is a nice abdomen.
How can you tell with that infant in the way?
Actually quite the opposite
My wife is all weird about me having sex with other people.
Aaaaahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaa
Bras are for suckers.
Pregnancy and childbirth on USS Enterprise in the year 2318, full term about 5 hours.
Somehow her hair tells me how little sleep she gets as she progressed.
Where the fuck is her belly button??