Be more like Winnie

Be more like Winnie

No, don't be more like Winnie. At least that's what my police caution says.

You mean it's okay to run around free-vajjing in a belly shirt?

A reminder that He-Man never went to the gym, but became jacked as fuck by using the power of positive thinking.

But that was a goddamn cartoon.

Yep. Clickhole is Buzzfeed as written by the Onion.

I think I'd have to move to a nicer neighborhood first. 🙄

On the wholesome side, you can reddit nude all day and nobody will ever know, if you want!

Relevant ClickHole

Or we could know... if you want.

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Oddly enough, a coworker gave me one of those "cover your webcam" sticker packs earlier today. I guess there's no time like the present. 🤷

I think I discovered my new favorite satire

You just need to get some of that Greyskull power.

In general you can enjoy the site for the headlines, the article doesn't add much.

Just like Buzzfeed, I guess.

"cover your webcam" sticker packs

Uh... Tape?

I could, or I could use the little metallic stickers with emojis on them that I was freely given. Besides, they're cute.

That has to be a joke right? Please?

And I said, "Hey, what's goin' on?"

Actual quote from the show: 🎶I am short, fat, and proud of that🎶

Twenty-five years and my life is still Trying to get up that great big hill of hope For a destination I realized quickly when I knew I should That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man For whatever that means And so I cry sometimes When I'm lying in bed just to get it all out What's in my head And I, I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs What's going on? And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah I said hey, what's going on? And I say, hey yeah yeah, hey yeah yeah I said hey, what's going on? Oh, oh oh Oh, oh oh And I try, oh my god do I try I try all the time, in this institution And I pray, oh my god do I pray I pray every single day For a revolution And so I cry sometimes When I'm lying bed Just to get it all out What's in my head And I, I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs What's going on? And I say, hey hey hey hey I said hey, what's going on? And I say, hey hey hey hey I said hey, what's going on? And I say, hey hey hey hey I said hey, what's going on? And I say, hey hey hey hey I said hey, what's going on? Oh, oh oh oh Twenty-five years and my life is still Trying to get up that great big hill of hope For a destination

u/WaterGuy12

It's very hit or miss

Winnie the Pooh

panties

:thonking:

Panties?

I'm not sure what this post is doing here, but it's late and I've already had my medication. Made me laugh, have an upvote.

Haha fair enough, it wasn't meant to be a jab at you :)

Or The Onion.

huffpost

I dunno about this, Shaggy

for being completely bottomless

He also doesn't have genitals... maybe we just need to stop with this?

But Winnie the Pooh doesn't wear underwear or pants. We need a term for being completely bottomless.

It's called bottomless

free-vajjing

Commando is the preferred term; at least so I've heard.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Commando

This is also the advent of the term "snail trailing".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snail+Trailing

I never thought Piglet wasn't male.

yeah and life is a simulation, so what

Or Reddit

This just encourages me to give in to my damaging vices. Not very wholesome lol

Step 1: Cut off your genitals

Some people apparently think Pooh is a girl.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5640c72ee4b0411d3071b273

And piglet is a boy.

My childhood is a lie.

But I think they retconned that and that Pooh was originally referred to as a guy and then they changed it. Go figure.

Edit: all the sources for this are really shitty though, so take it with a grain of salt I suppose. No opinion myself, just saying there's a group of people who think he/she is a girl.

You've been clickholed.

MYAAH!

-- Skeletor

Please, don't.

I wouldn't touch the huffington post with a ten-foot pole. They don't cite any sources claiming the cartoon character is, or ever was a girl. All they claim there is that the real bear that brought about the stuffed bear that brought about the cartoon bear was a girl.

Pooh, as I know him from the original books and the subsequent cartoon series, is, was, and always will be male.

Got any grapes?

u/FireGuy12 will destroy this one

No he's not, that's just something some troll online started. Disney states right on their site;

Winnie the Pooh

A loyal friend to >his< neighbors in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh is always willing to lend a helping hand.

http://winniethepooh.disney.com/winnie-the-pooh

Wikipedia and pretty much every other site backs it up as well.

Gender: Male (Wikipedia)

Yeah Clickhole is owned by the Onion

He's gonna love this one

it's a movie, damnit

Are you sure they're not one-way stickers?

Winnie the Pooh was based on a female bear, but both Milne and Robin are pretty insistent that the character is male.

Right? Bitch acting like everyone don't use a poopsack.

I think it would be a lot weirder if he did wear parties though..

no we just sell lemonade

Sometimes the Onions articles are really funny tho.

I don't think of us as slaves, more like beloved pets to the ones who made the simulation.

I thought this was a normal thing most of us already did at home at least?

If he were on United Airlines Flight 93, for example, not only would he have not joined the revolt against the terrorists, but he probably would’ve gotten down on his yellow knees and sucked the terrorists’ cocks one by one. “Oh, bother!” he would shrug as the al-Qaeda operatives drilled the back of his throat with their pube-slathered ding-dongs.

Fucking priceless.

you're a goddamn cartoon

So I guess Winnie was Lena Dunham actually...

I believe the term is Porky Pigging.

For those unfamiliar.

I just recently played this for my little brother because he never even heard of it. He was fallin' out laughing. He's only a few years younger than me (34) so it blew my mind that he never saw it.

There's articles on Reddit?

POWAH

AWWWWWWWW DONT YOU DARE BE SOWAH! CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS TWO TIME CHAMPS AND FEEL THE

Panties? Crop top?

He's not.

Only if you follow rules 1 and 2.

No, he wore a t-shirt, and he's an animal, of course he didn't wear panties.

No. He's a boy. Referred to as he.

Well, in actuality it was first based on Christopher Robin's Edward Bear, who had been renamed by the boy.

Also, they say he's a male, so yeah. Name may be based off of a female bear, but it's a male.

Even in the storybook, original, the author uses "He" not "she."

"But his arms were so stiff ... they stayed up straight in the air for more than a week, and whenever a fly came and settled on his nose he had to blow it off. And I think – but I am not sure – that that is why he is always called Pooh."

Do a simple search yourself and don't just go off of the first thing you see, yes, it is based off a female as I said, but it's a male in the books.

Winnie is short for Winfred and all the other characters consistently refer to pooh as "him". He's definitely a male character.

Because he is a male.

"What's that mean, daddy?"

"Some people think that nothing is actually real, and that there's a being who designed, began, and is maintaining everything we know as the universe."

"But isn't that just Buddhism and"

"Shhhhh"

Well the real bear Pooh is named after was, but that doesn’t mean the character is. In the cartoons he’s voiced by a man, and I’m not sure the books ever mention a gender. I guess now they’re retconning him to be a her, but for some reason I find that kind of disrespectful. If AA Milne wanted Pooh to be a girl he would have written it into his books. Just because he’s dead doesn’t mean whoever owns the copyright can just do whatever the fuck they want with his stories. Leave him genderless, it’s not like it even matters. It seems to me like this is just another Go Set A Watchman scam where the publisher just prints whatever they think will sell since the author is dead and can’t tell them not to, even if it’s clear they would have if they had been alive.

Edit: no, the books refer to him as he. I thought I remembered right. “But his arms were so stiff ... they stayed up straight in the air for more than a week, and whenever a fly came and settled on his nose he had to blow it off. And I think – but I am not sure – that that is why he is always called Pooh.” First chapter. I guess this is really just the publishers being greedy fucks as usual.

This is the opening paragraph of Chapter 1 of A.A. Milne's Winnie-the-Pooh:

Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it. And then he feels that perhaps there isn’t. Anyhow, here he is at the bottom, and ready to be introduced to you. Winnie-the-Pooh.

In this, and the rest of the book, Pooh is reffered to as "he", meaning that clearly he is a male.

There's also a short bit of dialogue after this paragraph where Milne tells Christopher he can't give a boy bear a girl name, to which Christopher replies that although Winnie is a girl name, Winnie-the-Pooh is not.

🎼Bum bum bum🎼

Winnie had a serious addiction and couldn't even afford pants. His friends were all enablers who went along with it because they were as fucked up as he was. Piglet was paranoid, Tigger has ADHD and was an obnoxious twit, the Rabbit was just a straight up prick, the Owl was an elitist know it all, and Eor had manic depression.

Nope

Believe it or not children’s shows generally go for the “be nice to others” and “help a friend in need” kinda messages not the “don’t get addicted to things kids”

You may notice there isn’t an episode of spongebob about snorting cocaine.

Even the ones that aren't hilarious usually get a chuckle from me just for the sheer absurdity factor

Oh shit

Legend

But to also be fair, only wearing a crop top and eating honey all day isn't too expensive.

Yea! That wasn't a crop top! That shirt fit at one point.

Source: Not wearing a crop top right now.

I cried laughing. This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Nah, he is. All the "he's" kinda show that

Why does he sound like an old man then?

Ahhh that is interesting. I retract my previous statement

Assuming that someone said he was female? It says within the first couple pages of the first story that he's male. Winnie is a girls name, but Winnie-the makes it a boys name somehow.

One of my favourite ones is 'explain this, feminists: if women don't get paid as much as men, how come they can afford all these fancy soaps?'

That's the real question.

My god I love this sub.

He's also a fucking bear

I did not know this existed. Thank you !

Jesus H Christ this is /sub/wholesomememes! You're in the wrong sub to take everything seriously

Never saw him with a lady tho. Lmao

Can ≠ should

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnipeg_(bear)

Winnie is actually short for Winnipeg!

Eatin' that honey in the hotbox

He's a cartoon.

And today I became the most wrong I've ever been

Be more like Winnie

Well let me hit you with a more serious source. He is a dude.

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But his arms were so stiff ... they stayed up straight in the air for more than a week, and whene...

Also explains the "no panties".