Bar room magic

She took it like a champ.

Looked like she got the shaft.

and that kids is how i met your mother

Disgusting.

Something something cocktail?

She is adorable when she is laughing!

THIS IS A REFERENCE TO A TV SHOW THAT LASTED ONE EPISODE TOO LONG

The guy who kept coming in from the right pissed me off, like he so badly needed to be involved in the trick despite not being either the trickster, or the target.

After seeing the gif of the Asian lady doing this, I totally expected it.

She was delicate with the base

I put my dick in her drink called that bitch a cocktail

What about when she's not laughing?

I bet she gets all the tips....I tried

There's gonna be a handful of jokes. Butt they always make me laugh hard

In my drum corps we have a talent show night and I remember one of the contra players did this and I fucking died as he turned that huge bath towel into a massive dong and held it over his head.

IKR?!

(╯°□°)╯?

WHERE'S MY TABLE!?

I put my dick in her butt called that bitch a dickbutt

Seriously. Get the fuck out side character.

Here you go sir:

┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)

She sure knows how to take a dick.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

i disagree, but upvoted for the chuckle.

NOW FUCKING FLIP IT!!!!!!

He’s a fluffier

Edit: I meant fluffer, but we can roll with it.

I kept thinking it was the bartender performing the trick, and she was just getting him to fold napkins for her.

You're not the only one going hard.

The dude conducting the trick is like, “My wife stopped finding this funny after the 3rd time, so now I go bar-hopping on weekends trying to get new audiences to laugh.”

Penis.

/sub/mildlypenis

(╯°□°)╯︵ ɹǝɥʇoɯ ɹnoʎ ʇǝɯ ı ʍoɥ sı spıʞ ʇɐɥʇ puɐ

The one where the Asian lady does this trick.

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻

/sub/wildlypenis

Never seen one of these without this already as the follow up.

Here's my chance!

Edit: Fuck that other guy.

Never seen one of these without this already as the follow up.

Edit: Fuck that other guy.

now clean up the mess you made and go to your room.

/sub/towelypenis

Not with that attitude

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

The third guy who keeps putting his hand i. There infuriates me to no end

The chuckle said thank you

Looks like the bar isn't set too high

The French pronounce it floof-ee-eh

Hey, our activity is leaking

Thats fucking disgusting! Theres kids around here for fucks sake!

Haha, fuck Trump.

cock magic

Sit down, Bakugo

Me too thanks

/sub/highqualitygifs would love you.

He seems like the obnoxious friend that likes to get involved in everything.

Not yet

┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \)

thats a penis

I put a potato on my cock call me a dick-tater.

Edit:am stupid

it is pretty amazing to me how they turned such a wholesome concept like "how I met your mother" and bastardized it into "So I would really like it if you were cool with me banging your Aunt robin because your mother died like instantly"

so fucking lame.

No, on Mars. YES ON REDDIT.

One season

I love the show but I’d have to agree. You could cut out seasons 6, 7 & 8 and even combine seasons 4 and 5 so Barney and Robin move forward while Ted tries to marry Stella. Too much back and forth with Ted and Robin. It made swallowing the ending even worse.

here you go

Glad I'm not the only one. Like wtf was that karate chop bullshit.

Covfefe to some

SIR YES SIR!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

That's a penis! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm sure she can put it behind her.

This is yours now.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

I FKING FLIPPED IT

my daughter does not.

But Aunt Robin

Here's a video:

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/1l6essL

Here's a video:

My dreams... They're crushed...

I believe it was in /sub/howto

Edit:

https://www.reddit.com/sub/howto/comments/73mhs0/how_to_fold_a_towel_dick/?st=J8GX1LWT&sh=77cf8f8

so what? even kids have penises

My bet is that he is saying "think about the think you love the most".

She is like thinking about puppies or whatever, but then a big schlong comes out. She isn't regretting, though.

I'd argue that the years of sexual tension are precisely the reason that ending does not work. Ted and Robin spent years and multiple attempts at making things work to the point that their relationship not working became a part of their characters. After such a long time of knowing that they could not work out, we as viewers are asked to accept that they are suddenly able to make it work and that goes against what we have come to know about them. Now you could argue that time has passed and they are different people than who they were before the time skip, but for viewers, the skip plays out in minutes and doesn't present a compelling enough story of their growth.

It’s treason then.

┬──┬◡ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

The whole show was too long.

Pls

She had 8 cocks and they put it in her cocktapuss....I don't know what I'm doing...

so is nobody going to post said gif?

I blew marijuana smoke into her vagina

Called that bitch a hotbox

Just the tip.

like a hype man

NO!

There are no points for second place.

You guys are stroking this joke to hard. It's not going to cum out good.

Probably just random dude who needed to be part of the attention when a cute girl was involved.

adorable petting that big napkin dick

You mean dicks?

Usernames checking out everywhere around here.

Mother fucker got have his cake and eat it too. Ted you are a douche canoe.

"So kids, that's how I met your mom right before she died of the Super AIDS and I remembered how much I still wanted to give your Aunt Robin the shaft."

What was great was the one redditor that completely called it, years ahead of time.

my mother has a thousand dollars, call that bitch a grandma

username checks out

It’s plausible, although unlikely he had some funny quips we just couldn’t hear.

well in porn, a fluffer helps get/maintain the male pornstar's erection. Which that guy seemed to enjoy doing.

Also, it's a bar, dude's probably hammered.

Girl walks into a bar, bartender says, "What can I get ya?"

She says, "Ya know what? I think I'll have a, uh...double entendre"

so he gave it to her

Bone head.