Andre the Giant, young and cool, circa late 60s

Andre the Giant, young and cool, circa late 60s

He's holding up a car.

People had good leg muscles back then. They had to walk uphill to school both ways every day.

At first I thought he was leaning against the car in a weird way, then I realized he's picking the damn thing up.

And doesn't look like he's even challenged in the least

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He looks like an old tortoise sticking out his neck.

In the snow, sharing one shoe with his brother?

He looks a little bit like Penn Jillette in this picture.

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER, ANDRE THE GIANT MIGHT BE STRONG BUT HE IS NOTHING WHEN COMPARED TO THE PHENOMENA KNOWN AS HULKAMANIA. HE MIGHT BE LIFTING A VERY LIGHT CAR OVER HERE BUT I LIFTED THE 900 TON ANDRE THE GIANT IN FRONT OF THE 930,000 MILLION SCREAMING HULKAMANIACS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SILVERDOME BROTHER, DUDE, JACK. I AM THE REAL GENETIC FREAK AND GENETIC JACKHAMMER WITH 24 INCH PYTHONS. HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME.

This image always makes me think the same thing: http://d13beo3f7vpmvd.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/gallery/shaq-and-hoopz/screen-shot-2011-08-09-at-10-42-32-am.png

This image always makes me think the same thing:

He terrified me as a child, now as an adult every time I see a picture of him my first thought is 'how big is his dong?' .....

I guess you haven't seen Penn recently

Andre the giant is so strong....he can pick himself up.

Anybody want a peanut?

Yeah, but thats an old aston martin. Heavy straight six up front.

I bet he's like 5 years old in this picture

I was going to tell you to quit yelling. Sorry yellsaboutjokes, carry on.

Also love this picture of him. Anyone interested in Andre should check out Box Brown's graphic novel biography. He truly led a large life.  http://i.imgur.com/YaBteCl.jpg

Also love this picture of him. Anyone interested in Andre should check out Box Brown's graphic novel biography. He truly led a large life.

This is how rumors get started.

You kind of went a bit Scott Steiner halfway into your comment.

Looking cool yes... And the king of all drinkers! The stories!

http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/05/6-hard-partying-andre-the-giant-stories-you-may-have-never-heard/

A guy everyone loved! RIP

I wanted a photo of that so bad that I had to draw a picture of it.

I wanted a photo of that so bad that

you should see how he checks the oil.

Only things on him normal sized were his teeth and his dick. Forget who said it but it gets posted anytime andre pictures are posted.

I love how casual his look is "Yeah i'm half giant, in a suit, holding up a car"

Just casually lifting an Aston Martin behind his back

I wish we had a photo of him getting a ride to school with Samuel Beckett. Because that would be good.

Andre will always be cool. Now he "dreams of large women". <3

Losing weight=loose skin, I guess.

Smart of him to lose weight, though. At 6'6" his heart is working overtime even at a healthy weight.

Edit: Seems he lost 105 lbs! http://greatideas.people.com/2015/04/08/penn-jillette-weight-loss-las-vegas-home/

Its difficult to comprehend just how big that man was.

http://imgur.com/gallery/m8upoql

Its difficult to comprehend just how big that man was.

I've heard although I don't know how true it is but Patrick Ewing had to tape his shlong to his thigh before games so it wouldn't flop out of his short shorts......

The greatest Frenchman to ever live. RIP.

Who cut off the Hoff?!

Wait, what the? You didn't actually draw that, did you? Cause if you did you rule this side of the universe.

And he has good taste. It appears to be an Aston Martin DB5.