An attractive woman asked me if I wanted to see a movie yesterday.

An attractive woman asked me if I wanted to see a movie yesterday.

She said what would you like to see. I said you pick. She said you pick. I said I don't care you pick. She said, Sir there are other people waiting in line to buy tickets.

An attractive woman asked me if I wanted to see a movie yesterday.

I said "I'd love to, but I'm not a time traveller".

I didn't proofread 😅

First you say all jokes aside and then you start joking around. This shit right here >:(

Yeah, I would put "yesterday" at the beginning, but otherwise it's fine.

All jokes aside this would actually be pretty hilarious to do IRL. I mean you're the one who wants to watch a movie and you ask the cashier to pick for you lmao

That's like when someone starts off telling you something with, "I'm not going to lie..."

Wait. Do you normally lie to me? You son of a bitch.

Haha its funny because u expect the woman to be his girlfriend but its actually a employer of the cinema.

If tried this here is how it would go..

"Can I help you sir?"

You pick.

"What?"

Mine- you're supposed to say- runs back outside

Is the Harry Potter Series still available?

If I was going to repost this, I'd omit the word "yesterday" entirely.

Haha, quite an joke

If I was going to repost this, I'd omit the word "yesterday" entirely. When I repost this, I'm going to omit the word "yesterday" entirely.

No, SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDOOR HAHAHA

Somebody watched Jimmy Kimmel last night.

The real joke is always in the comments

This one is pretty juicy