Always the tomato sauce

Always the tomato sauce

I also feel personally attacked. Fried cheese is the tie that binds us together as members of civilized society. Without it, life as we know it would be torn to pieces.

...... Like they're almost the same thing? Dafuq? Yeah here's a potato.... No? Well let's deep fry it and pour some ketchup on it how bout now?

Would you like to eat 6 string cheeses in a row?

yes

6 string cheeses in a column

Yeah, but who tears fried string cheese?

People eat whole potatoes though. Not so much on 6 string cheeses.

Speak for yourself

Mozzarella sticks are classyπŸ‘ŒπŸ». Cheese sticks are crassyπŸ‘ŽπŸ»πŸ‘ŽπŸ».

Could be the breading, too. I mean, we tear string cheese apart rather just biting them like a monster.

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Hurt? They fucked up, now we know the formula. I'm stuffing everything.

Can I have one 2x3 matrix of string cheese please?

Im so hurt bruh, I just found out that stuffed crust from Pizza Hut is just string cheese put into the crust

I'm lactose intolerant-intolerant

Is there any other way?

Baby if crippling bouts of constipation is wrong then I don't wanna be right.

idk man sometimes i'm too lazy to peel, i just go for it

You disgust me

People do eat baked potatoes though. Most people don't eat six string cheeses in one sitting. I don't think those are unfair statements.

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

You Martians need to do a better job of disguising yourselves as human

I think they were implying that they eat six string cheeses in a row.

At first I thought you meant raw potato. But then I realize you can also bake them and eat them that way

But the cheese sticks I get are made of mozzarella, so technically they are mozzarella sticks. Which are they? Classy or crassy?

You sure know how to make a brotha feel special. 😌

U really got the best comments on bpt

this dude is eating cheese toast and calling it pizza

Oh no?

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/oSrx4R6

Oh no?

That's the first step to lots of different potato recipes on the states.

If they're deep fried and breaded, classy.

he's talking about fries

What do you think baking is if not cooking?

No, you can only have a string of string cheese.

Oh no baby what! Is you doin?

😐

Ryan from the Office

Six is kind of a low number but Ye

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

I'm racist against lactose intolerance.

I'm lactose intolerant :(

This is potentially the most offensive comment I have ever read on reddit

I know who you feel. I mean, I can drink milk and eat cheese all day. But I can't fucking stand it when I go to make a nice treat in the morning and I don't notice someone set the toaster higher for a bagel and I get a burnt piece of bread instead of a delicious vehicle for jellies and jams. I'm black toast intolerant.

Restaurants: Oh, you are ordering mozzarella sticks for the two of you to share? Here's a plate of five sticks.

For a second I thought I was on /sub/scottishpeopletwitter

Thanks for the pointer.

Those fucking Arby's mozz sticks are sooooo clutch. Probably the only reason I fuck with them.

Ha, wait till your served four mozzarella sticks like it's no big deal.

Yes actually

Fire guy

^

Well, I'm drinking ten beers and having late night burgers intolerant, the next day. Make an effort.

we are getting an N-And-OUT burger here in Northwest Arkansas. Plus we just legalized medical weed. Our cholesterol rates are about to spike. and I couldn't be happier

holy shit okay i was about to get really heated but I still kinda am by OP's egregious use of "pour", best exemplified by this meme

holy shit okay i was about to get really heated but I still kinda am by OP's egregious use of "pour", best exemplified by meme

lmao bruh i smonk weed 2

omg and it's like 4/20 n shiii

Creed is that you?

Downvoted, blocked, reported, and turned over to Jesus for judgement

I'm in the US and i eat boiled potatoes all the time.

Do yourself a favor and grab a block of whole milk mozzarella.

/sub/programmerhumor is leaking

String cheese is a cylinder of mozzarella cheese that is easy to peel off in strings from top to bottom. Most people do peel it, hence the name "string cheese" but some monsters like myself dont peel it and just bite it like you would a block of cheese (also only something firstworldanarchists would do). When you deep fry it, say with breading on the outside, it essentially just becomes mozzarella sticks. A food served as an appetizer at almost every sports bar in the U.S. It seems that string cheese is also used to stuff many more things than we originally thought since its a cheap way to get a lot of cheese into a small space. (Pizza hut pizza crust) here is a picture of string cheese:  

http://m.imgur.com/LJsi3A5

And here it is in a package: 

http://m.imgur.com/sIgKr77

String cheese is a cylinder of mozzarella cheese that is easy to peel off in strings from top to bottom. Most people do peel it, hence the name "string cheese" but some monsters like myself dont peel it and just bite it like you would a block of cheese (also only something firstworldanarchists would do). When you deep fry it, say with breading on the outside, it essentially just becomes mozzarella sticks. A food served as an appetizer at almost every sports bar in the U.S. It seems that string cheese is also used to stuff many more things than we originally thought since its a cheap way to get a lot of cheese into a small space. (Pizza hut pizza crust) here is a picture of string cheese:

And here it is in a package:

http://m.imgur.com/sIgKr77

I'm racist against Nascar and anything equestrian

I tear it with my teeth

Minnesota

Oh my sweet summer child. Wisconsin is where you get good curds from.