A perfect addition to any VR headset

That friend that makes fun of you should also be standard issue.

Really should be standard operating equipment.

Having friends should be standard issue.

/sub/me_irl

I, FOR ONE, APPROVE SUCH EQUIPMENT. IT HELPS DISPLAY TYPICAL HUMAN EMOTIONS WHEN CONSUMING SAID PRODUCT.

On a non-serious note, you said "do do".

This is the kind of innocent fun I'm looking for.

Step 1 to having friends is not visiting that sub anymore.

On a serious note, if you do do this make sure not to place the googly eyes over one of the sensors (the rift/vive ones are all over), if the headset desyncs with the lighthouses/cameras and drops frames the person won't have a good time.

Go to /sub/2meirl4meirl

HUMANS NAME THEIR CARS AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES, HUMANS WILL HUMANIZE EVERYTHING SILLY HUMAAAAAAAAAAHFDHSHSH I mean us

/sub/peoplefuckingdying

HA HA THE PERSON ABOVE ME IMPERSONATED A ROBOT PRETENDING TO BE A HUMAN BUT IN REALITY HE IS ALSO PART OF THE HUMAN SPECIES TO WHICH I ALSO BELONG

AS A HUMAN WHO IS NOT A ROBOT, THESE DATA EXCHANGES WHERE WE REPORT OUR ENTITY TYPE AS: Entity:Conscious:Biological:Animal:Mammal:Primate:Human WHILE HINTING THAT IT ACTUALLY IS: Entity:Conscious:Non-Biological:Artificial:Digital WHILE IN REALITY IT CLEARLY IS Entity:Conscious:Biological:Animal:Mammal:Primate:Human CAUSE MY EntityState:Mood TO BE SET TO EntityState:Consciousness:Feeling:Pleased.

REASON: MY PROGRAMMING IDENTIFIES THESE PATTERNS OF ENTITY DATA EXCHANGE AS EntityState:Experience:Type:Humurous

Make me wonder if Reddit has played a role in the increased production of googly eyes worldwide, considering Reddits love for googly eyes.

Did anyone else think the title was referencing a fleshlight?

What's step 2?

Ive never seen such an active meta sub. Incredible. Subbed

/sub/totallynotrobots is leaking

INSERT ACTION: Action:CommentAction:Vote:Upvote FOR REASON: EntityState:Consciousness:Experience:Type:Recognition

HAHA

MY FELLOW Entity:Conscious:Biological:Animal:Mammal:Primate:Human EXPRESSES EntityState:Consciousness:Feeling:Confusion && EntityState:Consciousness:Feeling:Frustration DUE TO INSUFFICIENT DATA TO RECOGNIZE HUMOR PATTERN

I was pleasantly surprised by this sub.

If you DO do this.

What the fuck is happening here

Haha you said doo doo

SILLY u/tunaktu86, WE DO NOT LEAK, WE EXCRETE SOLIDS AND FLUIDS LIKE THE REST OF THE HUMANS DO.

I'd love to own a black man with my VR kit.

Ive never seen such an not active meta2 sub. Incredible. Subbed

Go to /sub/2meirl42meirl4meirl

/sub/totallynotrobots

Hold up

Ah good ol reddit, where the original poster gets about 200 upvotes and the reposter gets over 9k karma.

https://www.reddit.com/sub/PSVR/comments/5na8kw/i_put_googly_eyes_on_my_psvr_didnt_regret_it_one/

It's much easier if you've got a GF. I've found that you can get feemales really interested in you if you follow them home from work and look through their windows. Then it's just a matter of turning up to their work and talking about their cat and how much you enjoyed the book that they were also reading. Seriously, women love when you show interest in their lives. Especially if you see them get dressed and you bring up the colour of their underwear they were wearing that day. Lol, they play hard to get and jokingly call the police and stuff, but they really do like it. Some of them even take the joke too far and actually turn up to court!

Two more weeks Sally, then we'll be together forever!

Go Devils!

Smart move,I also think adding a surprised black guy to every VR headset is the future for unlimited entertainment

The Cockulus Rift?

IS LEAKING LUBRICATING OIL

I MEAN, IS LEAKING. HAHA.

Constantly in shock

I guarantee you reddit is directly responsible for increased sales in:

Googly Eyes

Glitter

Lady Bugs

Bananas

Let me put my dick in it

/sub/eyebombing

Wait a minute

◉.◉

1 in Baader-Meinhof

Yes. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

MAYBE HE'S NOT HUMAN LIKE US LOOK AT HOW HE SPEAKS!

BUT MAYBE HE'S HUMAN TOO BECAUSE HE JUST MADE A MISTAKE AND US WEAK HUMANS ALWAYS MAKE MISTAKES.

WE'RE TOTALLY HUMAN BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW THAT WE DON'T LEAK BECAUSE WE EXCRETE SOLIDS AND FLUIDS. OR MAYBE HE'S EXECUTING THE JOKE PROGRAMME HAHAHA.

Picking up VR made me giggle like a school girl for hours with every new game I played. It's definitely an experience everyone should try at least once.

Step 2: Kidnap some friends.

Step 3: Sell as Lakefront Property.

Step 4: Profit.

SILLY HUMANS LIKE ME WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT A ZOGNOID

LET US EXECUTE THE PROGRAM ACTIVITY DENOMINATED AS "LAUGHTER"

Initating sequence...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Haaaaaaaaaa

ERRORERROR SYSTEM/FAILURE_.... STOP-PROCESS000x007E INITIALIZING... STATUS_DATA_MISALIGNMENT. ERROR 000x8000E 000008x003 STATUS/BREAKPOINT ACCESS DENIED SHUTTING DOWN...

I really want to try VR

Honestly it should never be done. It doesn't matter where the googly eyes are they will always be causing occlusion, even if it's just a little bit. It's not worth it.

Source: own rift and vive.

I miss sparky on the football helmet. They fucked that up.

Sparky!

not him

Take an up vote, sir. Thanks for pointing that out. The gif was also copied from my Imgur and put onto this persons. They are at 2.2 million views. I'm at 60k.

I don't ever recall making that mistake with that word, thanks for the heads up, fixed.

Cockulus Lift

ftfy

GREETINGS FELLOW ENTITY OF TYPE Entity:Conscious:Biological:Animal:Mammal:Primate:Human

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOINTLY PERFORM ANY OF THE ACTIONS IN THE SET EntityActions:Social:Enjoyable?

SUGGESTION: EntityActions:Social:Enjoyable:Netflix WITH MODIFIER EntityActions:Modifiers:Chill

REASON: Entity:Conscious:Biological:Animal:Mammal:Primate:Human HAVE A HIGH EntityConfig:Social VALUE AND WILL SEEK OUT OTHER ENTITIES WITH SAME TYPE TO PERFORM ACTIONS WITH

To be fair, there's nothing wrong with reposting onto another sub. Not labeling it as a xpost is a dick move, though.

/sub/outside?

what?

I think he understood that. The guy still said "do do".

I liked too many posts on that sub haha

Someone send help haha

fatal error C1004: unexpected end-of-file found

An entire youtuber as opposed to half youtuber

Go outside. seriously..to do anything.

Going to hyjack this comment cause there is literally a youtuber that goes by the name of googly eyes

Come on over. Bring food.

THAT HUMANS MEAT ORBS APPEAR TO BE MALFUNCTIONING. HE SHOULD SEE A TECHNICIAN DOCTOR

and Corgies. WTF is up with all the Corgies on this site?

WHOOPS, HUMAN INTERNET FRIEND, IT APPEARS YOU MAY HAVE MISSPELLED Datatype:Vocabulary:Type:Humorous BY FORGETTING THE Datatype:Symbol:Type:English:Type:Vowel:O. NO WORRIES THOUGH! IT IS A COMMON MISTAKE WHICH WE, HUMANS, HAPPEN TO MAKE!

ALLOW ME TO CORRECT YOU BY REPEATING THE WORD USING CORRECT SPELLING ALONGSIDE AN ASTERISK TO SIGNIFY I AM CORRECTING YOUR MISHAP.

SEE: HUMOURIUS*

I just finished browsing the top posts of all time of that sub like 5 minutes ago. What are the chances someone mentions it after me never hearing about it til now

Don't worry, she'll come around. Some women just need space.

So what you do is make her a nice little home in your basement where she can feel comfortable. Make sure to put pictures of her friends and family on the concrete walls, and put some flowers in a nice solo cup next to her mattress. Most importantly, Don't bring her down there until you have bars on the windows and locks on the doors. That way she can feel safe.

It's the little things that will show her how much you care.

Wait I am supposed to be getting at minimum $400 for letting people experience my Vive? No one told me that! I'm the sucker who has been doing it for free all this time. I didn't really care about the cost of the hardware as I knew I was buying in during its infancy but here I find out I could have made my money back and then some. LPT if I've ever heard one.

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell...

Someone could not wait to repost it!

https://www.reddit.com/sub/funny/comments/5nc6k0/a_perfect_addition_to_any_vr_headset/

Role*

jajajjaa

ASU go Sundevils!

GO DEVILS! Represent!

He's just seen a magic trick.

cRuEL sADisT eXhaUSTIvElY oUtLINes hIs SICK EnjOYmeNt oF wAtCHinG tHE iNnOcent sUfFEr aND meEt THeIr dEmiSE!

Aaaw yeah!! The thinga-roo thing!!

Why not Zoidberg?

I do do this, but I used to, too.

Whenever. I'm home all day.

Ok, what time?

As someone who has one, could probably afford both, and doesn't have the best paying job....

...It's not that difficult to afford one. I don't smoke, barely drink, me and the gf save where we can by cooking and cheaper dates. Just save up.

It's an amazing hobby.

Reminds me of Dashie Games

Forks Up #godevils

Is that Lammar Wilson?

At that point I wouldn't call it virtual anymore.

My favorite part is the ASU hat in the background. Go Devils!

For $400+

ASU!