A living statue busker takes the day off.

I kinda feel sorry for the guy. Statue made more money than him.

Well yeah. These guys try to imitate an inanimate object. Statues are inanimate objects.

Ah chasers war on everything, if only that hadn't made that wish.

Dude at the urinal broke the cardinal rule. Always stare at the wall.

Kinda like a pro outperforming amateurs.

I have a new life plan.

1st buy 10 statues.

2nd leave them at various locations around the city.

3rd tap then for money once an evening.

4th accumulate wealth.

find a parking spot using "The Secret."

They're one of my favorite comedy troupes from the past 10-15 years. I love it when they try to

Or if it's extremely busy and you're a man of pressure and control is it ok trick-shot-piss over the shoulder of the guy in front of you?

Question: while using a urinal that is busy and people are waitinf behind you, is it okay to rip afart as you piss? Im a piss farter and sometimes I feel bad

feels good man

But why does he pee with his pants down at his ankles?

Sad. Just another example of automation outcompeting humans for work.

And like the pros, there's no retirement, only the slow decline into obesity and nostalgia

Note to self don't do this in a small town

YOU'RE A FUCKING INANIMATE OBJECT!!!

The things they decided to "pick on" where great the John Howard jogs, ad road tests, but by far the "OPEC" security go was hilarious.

As someone from a small town this would work for likr a day

that's totally fine. encouraged in some places

WHEN WILL AUTOMATION STOP TAKING OUR JOBS

The comparison at the end is what makes it.

I heard it's customary to stop peeing, turn around and sit on the urinal like a toilet, fart, then get up and continue your pee. That way the person behind you can enjoy your fart for an extended period of time, as well as a show.

I'm instantly taken to Val Kilmer and Brazil's Ronaldo.

Interesting how the only professionals who lose all their weight and become lanky fuckers are Sumo wrestlers.

Edit: Holy fuck Batman, Val lost a lot of weight.  Hope he is all better now after that cancer treatment.

I'm instantly taken to Val Kilmer and Brazil's Ronaldo.

Interesting how the only professionals who lose all their weight and become lanky fuckers are

Edit: Holy fuck Batman, Val lost a lot of weight. Hope he is all better now after that cancer treatment.

So between 2500 and 2999 ?

I'm assuming his Statue Pantstm don't come with a zipper.

Agreed, like 4 people would see it total

Because this is how his mommy taught him.

I fucking love Chaser's War on Everything, I never knew Australian humor can be so funny and clever

The cardinal rule is don't record video in the mens room

The funny buggers got through 2 checkpoints in the end with I'd that said joke and fake, in a motorcade with runner with a couple flags for a country that wasn't attending not apart of APEC. Only got busted when they decided they'd gone too far and needed to end it before it got serious HA I know they are back doing that checkout show or something but I wish they could got back to doing their war on everything!

omfg yes! They didn't get kicked out, either, did they? Weren't they busted for trespassing instead of hiding "Osama" in the limo? I still can't believe they could get so close to Howard like that. I have some pursuit trivia gifs I will post at some point. Man, I miss those guys.

No. Self help implies you do something to improve your life. The secret essentially boils down to wishing on a shooting star.

I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object.

Just never cross streams and always shoot on the side of the pisser on deck's dominant hand; it's a statistical fact men turn away from their dominant hand after emptying the bag so you dont want to inadvertently hit them with your hot stream.

source: ass

He is a very successful Australian comedian. No need to feel sorry for him.