A guy with red haired parents is a Ginger-bred Man.

A guy with red haired parents is a Ginger-bred Man.

So does this mean we can eat them?

Yes, but it's classed as cannibalism.

And it’s looked down on in most societies.

umm

most

Anything is edible with enough hot sauce.

What kind of parents did the muffin man have then?

A guy with red hair who works for Wonder is a ginger breadman.

what came first the dad joke or the shower thought?

No! I am!

This is pretty fucking clever, OP. If this doesn't take off, I'm pretending I wrote it