A good compromise.

A good compromise.

This has been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

How many times did you use that opener before it worked?

Believe it or not this was the first time I used it.

Ok not

German Shepherd

My dad's

Dog in question?

Better than the Brooklyn Nets for sure

Ever heard of bad titties?

Make sure she doesn't pull the 'ol 'cuddle the dog and run'.

Sure, I hope you like penis ;)

Nice good luck on the date

Step 1: be attractive

Step 2: own a dog

How were the boobs?

Step 3: Play with titties

Fixed and thank you, are you offering me a backup date ;)

I now fully believe you opened with a typo

You get to play with her puppies after she plays with yours!

Step4: put on robe and wizard hat

Pshh, girls only ever want one thing...

Step5: realize step3 never actually happened and that step1 doesn't apply to you, and become the GRAND WIZARD

Tinder is an online dating app that matches couples based on their physical attraction to one another. It alerts you to other Tinder users who fall within a specified age range and gender and are within a certain distance of your location, and it lets you know whether you have any mutual friends.

Can confirm this works. Current girlfriend of 9 months is because of dog in tinder profile. I even opened with a typo and she was too drunk to find out meeting place the first date and thought I gave her a fake address.

Moving in together saturday

Not better than the Celtics though

*Shepherd, but you're forgiven if you produce a pic :D

No need to be so rude, the thumbnails to small to call her a dog

Lol what date

wow, sounds like a real catch...

I have a side by side picture of me holding my dog and my dog alone in its doggie bed. If women tell me I swiped right for your dog. May I steal your line please?

You haven't seen the dog though.

I guess I asked for that

"PUPPIES!" - Jerry Lawler

Post a selfie OP

He could probably just say "Fuck me. 9pm. <address>" and gotten the same response (due to high likelihood he's a 9+/10).

Only a sith deals in absolutes

Lets be careful with that term Grand Wizard.

The boob date!

Tits in question?

different strokes for different folks i guess :^)

She really is. Shes Taiwanese, so two drinks amd shes done. She hardlt ever drinks. It was a celebration for one of her friends in the PhD program defending.

And it's not atomic kittens


... I should get a dog.

I'm judging you based on one line.

Voila. NSFW, obviously. 

There are plenty of bad titties out there.

NSFW, obviously.

There are plenty of bad titties out there.

What if he says no?

show the tits mate.

Either there are good titties or no titties

Good point about titties

A YUGE deal, we have the best deals!

Bitch is the grammatically right term.

Ainge must be hypnotizing other GMs ffs

Well waddaya know

I'd rather see those than my own every day.

Who doesn't love a nice personalititty.

Ugh. It's never atomic kittens.

How the fuck does this shit work?

inb4 she never spoke to you again

No we just want to see if this dog is cute enough for that line to work.

Wow. NSFW btw.



"I swiped right because of the dog" is the mantra of chicks that are insecure about being on tinder

I guess I'll hold my own left swipe, I'm going nowhere.

She sounds amazing. I hope you guys have lots of fun living together and good luck with the move-in.

Some people switch from their right hand to their left. I switch from my right to my dads left

The ones posting screenshots like this follow rules 1 & 2 (ie, they're very attractive) and can pretty much say whatever they want as long as it's not too offensive and get a yes on hooking up. For all other guys, you need to be a bit more clever and less direct and still expect a lot of negative reactions, unmatching, etc. or just avoid risking that and schedule a regular date and hope for the best.