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Some people just think it feels better bear-back.
I am not a member of PETA and I eat meat. They just shot that bear for the fun of it and just let dogs tear it up. Fuck those people, I hope karma comes back with a fucking vengeance. I would love to capture everyone involved in this movie and put them in a cage with hungry bears and pull up a chair and some popcorn.
Or we could just find that video.
Ya that poor bear has crabs now most likely.
They didn't use a condom. Because they didn't use a condom they may procreate. Women are learning how to use guns. There is a cameraman there filming the and yet he doesn't even want to get involved, which leads to the conclusion that she has some sort of disease that he doesn't have yet. The bear will get said disease without consent. She's wearing mittens but not pants. Nobody is wearing an orange vest, somebody could get shot. The dogs are not on leashes, possibly violating leash laws. "Shake that bear" No reacharound for bear. Oh yeah, and the whole "sex on a dead bear" thing could possibly be misconstrued as slightly inappropriate.
And 9 months later they named the kid Bristol.
That's what he said..
Or the bear could have shot the girl and fucked the guy.
I hope this video stays on the internet forever and one day their kids they put so much time, money and love into raising stumble across it. They sit the parents down one night after dinner, with a couple friends and family members, even ol' pops is there, with his perpetual toothless grin and aged but twinkling eyes. The kids get everyone's attention and show this video. Everyone sees it, ol' pop's twinkle is gone and the smile slowly fades. Everyone is horrified, the parents try to explian, but nothing comes out, because nothing is there. Their precious kids, Lucy whose first word was dada and Jeremy who would cry for his parents every year in sleepaway camp, say they will never see them again, they are disgusting and vile, and all the money they would have put into taking care of them when they got old, will go to a boat or something.
Let's hope karma gets them somehow..
yeah...sometimes you have to think about where to put it....and sometimes you just know.
I hate you for making me click the up arrow.
Ticks, Fleas, mites, a sense of shame. There are many reasons not to do this.
Immediately prior to watching this video, I watched the "This woman is allowed to vote!!!!" video.
I think it's pretty safe to say that in the last ten minutes, my faith in humanity has been irreparably shattered.
The story continues. to the camera crew when they were hauling the bear's body home.
sure, but did they have to do it on the bear?
That is some grizzly, fucked up shit i must say... I couldn't bear to watch all of it!
Kill a cop, and then have sex on its still-warm corpse
Do both: call a cop a jerk off
That is fucked up on so many levels.
It could have been sicker..... dude could have fucked the bear.
God... why does this video turn me on more than most porn I've ever seen.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
Poor bear minding his own business up in the tree.
Then call a bear.
would you say it's unbearable?
Now you're just panda-ring
That was a real Kodiak moment there.
Did you hear the sound the poor thing made? Man, that made me feel like shit. I can't imagine the kind of sick fucks that get turned on by that shit.
LEAVE SARAH ALONE!
That would have been awesome
If you have a camera on you when shit like this happens, and you don't film it, you're nuts.
Congrats on holding out for so long. Mine went to pieces several years ago. Right around the time of the 2004 election I think.
Nah, they'll just rot in the ground like the rest of us.
Would this koalafy as necrobeastiality?
Yeah, but they will still brag about how they fucked on the corpse of this now-extinct carnivore.
"Yep, Billy Joe, we done fucked on a real BEAR before they done gone and got themselves extinct somehow."
Man,i felt sorry when the bear fell out of the tree ouch.
and another sick freak incessantly ending the life of a living being.
what a pity.
I'd certainly call it polarizing.
Jerk off on a cop.
I want to hit those people with a tire iron. Repeatedly.
14 on my bucket list.
I'm not going to say I'm not just as WTF as anyone else about this. But as someone who would never kill a bear, personally, but who works with a lot of people who are into big game hunting, there's a couple things it wouldn't hurt you city folk to know.
The crying howl is not the bear's death rattle. Geez, haven't you ever heard a dog? Those are the hounds that are used to track the bear.
The comment "Don't be loud, the dog guys are right over there" (or something like that) leads me to believe these are very likely people who hired a hunting guide & paid big bucks for this "expedition". Probably with the explicit intention of making this video.
They don't let the dogs "have" the bear. I guarantee that sucker went to a taxidermist to be mounted, and the meat was processed. Houndsmen will let the dogs "worry" the dead game a bit as a training reinforcement. It makes the dogs feel like they caught the bear, so they'll give chase again next time.
Yes, it really is that different.
Just to think, that this sort of thing has gone on for thousands of years, and now thanks to the modern marvel that is the internet, it can be beamed directly into my home.
It is truly a wondrous age we live in.
You're right. Its the killing the bear with the gun that makes this whole situation fucked up.
I will insert this reply into all my conversations this afternoon.
I remember seeing this video 3 years ago, however, it didn't have its own dedicated website till now. Also the Video was MUCH longer.
What point do you think you've made? I watched it, and it was fucking disgusting. I see no contradiction.
If they were on Hoth, it woulda been "sex in a dead bear."
except for the fact that nomads before civilization didn't kill bears in trees with guns.
The only nudity is the girl's butt and a guy's penis. A complete failure as a porno.
This is the Sarah Palin daughter pregnancy vid?
This is how babby is formed.
You can still only bring 500 lbs of meat back to the wagon.
Usra going to be a lot of controversy on this one.
Yah, the two fucking on the bear are pretty fucking weird, but I have to wonder what type of person agreed to filming this.
The sound of that bears scream will haunt me :(
What's the likelihood that they've moved on to homeless people by now?
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.
Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Edit: Sorry for the three posts. Reddit was on the fritz. The dupes are now deleted.
Yeah. The killing was worse than the fucking.
Yeah... In any story involving cruelty, cue the karma-lynchers: GITTEM KARMA!!! STRING EM UP KARMA!! I WANT TO EAT POPCORN WHILE KARMA-DOGS TEAR OUT THUR GUTS!!! etc etc etc.
Accidentally a whole rule 34!
You got past the 2000 election??
In fact, early man frequently entered into peace treaties with animals and preferred to eat sunlight and daisies. Meat eating was only invented by Westerners as a tool of oppression, just like sex was invented to keep women pregnant and off of sports teams.
See, now in a perfect world, they have stunned the bear by only grazing it's skull.
Bear wakes up hungry and angry. (Migraine, I should imagine,)
Nothing left but boots and bones. RRRRaaah, Do not mess with the mighty URSUS!
It's ok, it's just necrophilia. Given your username, I assume you're down with that. Probably also into that ritual cannibalism, eating the blood and body and whatnot. Sicko.
Nope I would say I can't bear to start a meme on this topic.
Is that what it sounds like when people go hunting? How awful!!
I don't know. Kinda makes sense. If you're a nomad before civilization and haven't eaten for 2 days, a kill that big is going to make you very happy, and now you have plenty of calories to keep your woman nourished while pregnant. I know it's twisted to us, but when you really think about it, seems like the best time to fuck.
Well, you see, when two people who may tolerate each other at best find the right bear, they shoot said bear, screw on top of it, and then 9 months later they have a child who will grow up to ask questions like "how is babby formed?" on internet forums.
"Daddy, why is there a law banning sex on top of dead animals?"
"Well son, it all started about nine months before you were born..."
Shake that cop.
Did you not read the title. What part of "sex on its still warm corpse" did you miss?
oh would that have put it over the top?
Yeah because the ELF has accomplished SO MUCH.
Who else immediately thought of Sarah Palin when watching this?
My priest told me that using contraception was ursine.
Have no problem with most porn and have nothing against hunting but this was sick and wrong. There are some very fucked up people in this world.
Yes! I've never really wanted to go hunting, but having heard that I am positive that I will never go, because I don't want to ever hear that again.
I've lived long enough to lose my faith in humanity AND karma.
and a porn movie.
what the fuck is wrong with them. Hearing that bear cry nearly broke my heart.
I'm not a member of PETA or a vegetarian, but I think it's just fucking horrible to kill things for no reason. Even worse to be entertained by it.
From the url:
Welcome to shakethatbear.com before we show you the video we have to make a few things clear. This is for adults only, now I'm not sure about where you live but where I come from that's pretty much 18 years or older. If you are not an adult, if you are easily offended, or if you don't like wierd shit. GO AWAY NOW! If you are an adult where you live and you like to see wierd and sick shit, then ok click here
Correct, I smell a controversy bruin.
The rest is Internet History.
PS: A couple shoots and kills a bear in a tree, and then they have sex on its still-warm corpse. No embelishment, seriously, thats what happens. (Video)
What did you think?
Athiets? LMAO, how much you want to bet they are christian and republican?
The last thing we need is for PETA to become more violent, and overzealous than they already are
I hope they catch a disease